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Seasonal Michellergies

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Tony, Tony look around Something’s lost and can’t be found Please, find my hook again 😭🧶

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Seasonal Michellergies @michellelynk.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Thank you Ed Zitron. We bought 3 of those Acers in 2021. None made it a year, and just as he described, were awful to use. My son needed it for online schooling, but it was unusable. Had to move to a Chromebook (that’s still somehow working). Our world is so discoursing right now.
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Never Forgive Them
In the last year, I’ve spent about 200,000 words on a kind of personal journey where I’ve tried again and again to work out why everything digital feels so broken, and why it seems to keep getting wor...
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
If you're a fraternity alum (from any school/state) who experienced sexual violence as a member, I'm here to listen. I understand this is extremely sensitive and I will treat your story with the utmost discretion and care. Reach out— Signal: marisakabas.04 Email: marisa@thehandbasket.co
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Greenb3ar @greenb3ar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Okay the best political ad of the year is here from LA-DSA
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Seasonal Michellergies @michellelynk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Today feels charged up. The news is really dark, the weather is about to get catastrophic, children are rising up around the world… just feels like static electricity building. ⚡️🌩️
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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026
stupid fucking intelligence
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Agatha Chocolats @agathachocolats.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Doing crunches twice a day now. Captain in the morning, Nestle in the afternoon.😜
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Snoopy's Joyful Laughter
ALT: Snoopy's Joyful Laughter
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A . 함 @giantasianman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If the first question in Matt Ruhle's press availability this week isn't about the Lanterns finale, we have failed as a society. I don't care that they have Indiana, this is bigger than that.
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Seasonal Michellergies @michellelynk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well the rest of us do! Could you please never say “gag reflex” again?
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The Handsome Hobo🇨🇦 @thehobo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Seasonal Michellergies @michellelynk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ever? Awake.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 24/09/2026
Last night I planted an olive tree at Gracie Mansion with Palestinian families from Gaza.  May peace be our future.
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Seasonal Michellergies @michellelynk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I had a Commodore 64/128. My origin game is M.U.L.E. I’d love them to make it a mobile game.
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M.U.L.E intro for Commodore 64 (EA, 1983). Happy birthday to designer Dani Bunten!
YouTube video by Mark W and Rob Bob Present
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Seasonal Michellergies @michellelynk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When the guidance says one must speak something into existence for intention setting, how literally do they mean? Is a whisper enough? #QuestionSky #HowToSky
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Seasonal Michellergies @michellelynk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Like a loose meat sandwich!
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Sarah Trone Garriott @sarahforiowa.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Trump’s trade war with Canada will hurt Iowa. We send 30% of our exports there. Zach Nunn voted 8 times in favor of tariffs that are raising costs and destroying our farm economy. He's called it "winning."
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Seasonal Michellergies @michellelynk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
In today’s smarty pants reading, I made it to chapter 3! This passage jumped out to me. I wonder when I’ll see it from the bot (or if I have already 😅). #MobyDick #Booksky #SmartyPantsReads
A page from Herman Melville’s Moby Dick. The underlined passage reads:

The urbane activity with which man receives money is really marvelous, considering that we so earnestly believe money to be the root of all earthly ills, and that on no account can a monied man enter heaven. Ah! How cheerfully we consign ourselves to perdition!
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Seasonal Michellergies @michellelynk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Welp, I’m doing it, I’m going in! My copy is 681 pages, with the first 27 pages being “extractions”. I made it to pg 29 in my short time allotted this morning. He is Ishmael, we have begun! Big thank you to the Moby Dick bot, I’m doing this for you! #MobyDick #booksky
A light colored copy of Moby Dick against a brick colored background. The cover shows a sperm whale head out of the sea against a bright cloudy sky. Moby Dick Herman Melville
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Zaff 🦇🧛👻🎃 @zafflesia.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
When I was really young, I loved that the Secret of Nimh made literacy a superpower for the rats But right now it feels like a curse 🫩
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 14/08/2026
You don’t get to claim “it’s just a paycheck“ when you’re clocking in at the ruining families factory. Take steps to restore your honor
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Seasonal Michellergies @michellelynk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Shh, I’m your captain now.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
@GlowintheBark

Mood

(picture of a dog that is also a seal)
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KCCI 8 News @kcci.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
"GOOOAAL": Pleasantville native’s voice helps define World Cup moments
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"GOOOAAL": Pleasantville native’s voice helps define World Cup moments
Heather Jordan, a Pleasantville native, served as the stadium announcer for seven World Cup matches in Houston.
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David Dayen @ddayen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I was happy to participate in this video from Chris the Producer. He created an LLC, hired an actor who built a miserly profile online, and flew a phone via drone into a ritzy area to try to influence the prices derived from data collection. And it worked! www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCSw...
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I beat BIG TECH'S new predatory pricing tactics (and saved $6,593)
YouTube video by Chris the Producer
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Seasonal Michellergies @michellelynk.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Not a believer in ratings, but a believer in-not-every-kid-can-see-every-movie-know-your-kids, so not my first rated R, but the first movie I was *actually* too young for was The Silence of the Lambs. I was 11.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 17/07/2026
Here are the top 5 dogs of the week!
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Seasonal Michellergies @michellelynk.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I am a middle aged woman. The last 10 years I have been a SAHM. The last 3 years of that was not by design or choice. I used to want to be a poet, but I lost my words and stopped writing. Now, I am in a place where I need to figure out what’s next for me. Recently, I’ve taken to journaling
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Rob Sand @robsandia.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Giving us only two realistic options on the ballot is more about controlling us than serving us.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
my kind of Jubilee, the Japanese national team vs. 100 kids
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Yesterday was a bit of a shitty World Cup day with the emphasis on the darker, unpleasant side of football (as it should have been, it needs talking about and highlighting or we end up de facto accepting it) but also, there’s been so many fun and heartwarming stories and I think this says it best.
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I just sent this out to Democracy Docket premium members, but in light of the Postmasters comments this morning threatening voting by mail, I felt it is urgent to post it online for everyone. Please read and share. www.democracydocket.com/opinion/mail...
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Mail-in voting is under attack. Here's what you can do
The USPS is proposing a rule that would require states to share information about voters who request mail-in or absentee ballots for federal elections.
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Seasonal Michellergies @michellelynk.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I needed to hear/see this 🤯😭 Thank you
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👻 Retro Commercial Screams 🎃 @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Those who weren't alive to experience it don't understand just how much of an ever-present threat mimes were in the 80s.
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Seasonal Michellergies @michellelynk.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I love a good breakfast samich!
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I usually love when people use my ideas! But in this case, @repdangoldman.bsky.social: You suck, you’re an anchor to any positive progress, you endorse a genocide, and you should get your own ideas instead of copying a Palestinian woman after censuring another. Fuck you.
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 03/06/2026
Illumination has released photos of the Minions in the backrooms. “liminional spaces”
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Country Universe @countryuniverse.net · 03/06/2026
Happy Ode To Billie Joe Day to all who celebrate, which should be everyone. www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaRa...
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Ode to Billie Joe - Bobbie Gentry (BBC Live 1968)
YouTube video by BarnstoneworthTown
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pd4ever.bsky.social @pd4ever.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Jazz musician Joe Negri, has passed away at 99. He appeared as himself and as "Handyman Negri" in the Neighborhood of Make-Believe segments on Mister Rogers' Neighborhood. Negri's oldest daughter Lisa Negri announced her father died Saturday from natural causes. R.I.P. 🙏
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Seasonal Michellergies @michellelynk.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Small town happenings. Big Boy gave us a toot toot this morning! Bring back public rail travel to the Midwest! #TrainSky
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 01/06/2026
i know i talk a lot of shit and goof around a lot but on a real note.. happy pride month to all the gay people in my phone. you’re all such good people. thanks for being my friends.
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Seasonal Michellergies @michellelynk.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
#ADreamIHad #Poetry
Michelle Kearney updated her status.
May 30, 2017

Ever so high a sun

When I drink wine the moon dives into a river 
and I climb after
my walls make the Great Wall of China look like a wire fence
so I climb chains
through the stillness maimed by wrinkled darkness
no matter where, I climb
I strive to string an instrument against the light
Just to climb the rays
~~Michelle Lyn
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Seasonal Michellergies @michellelynk.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
#poetry
Michelle Kearney
May 29, 2017•
Reflection

i am a mirror.

i cannot see myself
and i accuse you of my invisibility

but that's cracked
i cannot see myself

because you show 
me my infinity
a mirror sees a million 
mirrors in itself
and frankly i'm having a hard enough time 
focusing
without your smugness about the whole thing.

~~Michelle Lyn
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Seasonal Michellergies @michellelynk.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
So there’s a slightly elevated chance it happens today?
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Seasonal Michellergies @michellelynk.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Not quite
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The Boys Homelander's Smirk
Alt: The Boys Homelander wagging his finger at your mistake, NPR
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
KAT WON. FUCK ICE.
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Seasonal Michellergies @michellelynk.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Book!! Book!!
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Sitcom People @sitcompeople.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
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Seasonal Michellergies @michellelynk.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Charlie and his favorite blanket.
A little whit dog happily lays butt-half on his favorite purple blanket
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Seasonal Michellergies @michellelynk.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I moved to Oregon after a traumatic experience in my 20s. (Long long ago) #Poetry #PoetrySky #PoetSky
Oregon, Keep My Sorrow

Oregon, keep my sorrow 
Lock my grey away in your 
Walking rain.
Mix it in your foggy tea.
Distill it, 
Ferment it,
Honey me a mead

Oregon, keep my sorrow 
Let me suffer into you 
Let me rot, mold, and regrow 
To light the sky
As your autumn leaves.

Oregon, keep my sorrow 
Walk with me for miles 
Follow me into memory 
And a memory 
And a memory

Help me weep
Cleanse me O my Oregon

And my sorrow keep

~Michelle Lyn
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Seasonal Michellergies @michellelynk.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
A silly, old poem. #Poetry #PoetSky #Poetrysky
Salad Tongs

this is a po(tato)em
about a marsh(mellow) alligator
(g)ardently grinning 
a must(ard)ached mouth 
she waits to captur(nip)e 
a (cabbage) patch kid 
beneath a low b(ranch) 
to nibble little (bacon) bits 
off of his (toma)toes
but let(tuce)'s not get 
carr(ot)ied away!

~Michelle Lyn
~#TBT ~ fall 1998~ My dormy was attempting to make a container of space out of an ordinary household item for her 1st Semester Intro to Architecture class. I was attempting to get noticed in my Intro to English majors track-class.
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Seasonal Michellergies @michellelynk.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
A poem I wrote nearly 17 years ago #Poetry #PoetrySky #PoetSky #1in100 #CHD #HLHS
Photographic Memory

As I entered the first private
Surgical waiting room
I'd ever been to,
Materialized into that room
Every time I remember It's harder to see my feet
That whole day...
A drab dream now, crusty around the edges
But that sepia moment stands defined in the colorlessness
I don't remember my mother embracing me
But I remember what she said, And the blinding flash of cold I felt In my temple when she said it
"You've just done
The hardest thing you'll ever have to do"
Not all of our Polaroid moments
The ones that make us The ones that break us
Come out right in the filmI gave my child to a stranger to cut his chest
open
The unspoken hung heavy in the air
Four surgeries later
One gets superstitious about developing negatives

~Michelle Lyn
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