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Michele Feltman Strider

@michelestrider.bsky.social
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I chronicle the adventures of my imaginary friends. Formerly hotgingermess on the dead bird site.

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Kendra Alvey 👻 @kendragarden.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I hate it here.
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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Democracy is dying in rural America. No one wants to run for local seats. This is how power becomes entrenched. www.tehachapinews.com/news/few-teh...
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Few Tehachapi-area races will be on the ballot in 2026
While there are plenty of active state and federal races underway, the greater Tehachapi area doesn't have much in the way of contested local races in 2026.
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Meh Pluribus Unum (Alli) 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pluribus-unum.co · 29/09/2026
Superior Genes. Kelly Wilder Roddenberry Hackman Siskel ...
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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This man and his hired hair talking about superior genes
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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Attention Everyone, My husband has gifted us with a new term. Rather than enshittification, we are all living through The Crappening. You may now resume your regularly scheduled doomscrolling.
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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I just renewed my library card, so I'm extra sexy today
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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Motion to rename Europe BatLand
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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Because I cannot flatter and look fair, Smile in men’s faces, smooth, deceive, and cog, Fuck with French nods and apish courtesy, I must be held a rancorous enemy.
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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ways in which I'm basically Shakespeare: *Making up words *Creative approach to spelling *Weird hairline *Digs puffed sleeves (shout-out Anne Shirley) *Sometimes forgets Venice has canals *Incomprehensible to the youths *Probably stole my best story ideas *Why use one word when ten will do? *Tights
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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I do love to steal grapes
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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ah... the papal murder classics
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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the best argument for taking public transit that I can possibly imagine
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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If I used AI, I would create an image of Tuberville having sex with a furry who's wearing a Roll Tide t-shirt, but I don't, so you'll just have to use your precious, god-given imagination. Also, in this instance, Tuberville is a bottom.
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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My brain read the last panel in Philomena Cunk's voice xkcd.com/3301/
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Stargazing 5
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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
How did I not know any of this? I'm very grateful for this post.
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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
OK. Y'all know the drill. I wrote a book, created an author character, then wrote some books under the fake guy's name. Three books. This is one of them. The Kindle version is currently marked down. All proceeds go to spoiling my cats. #ebooks www.amazon.com/dp/B0CG7FSHG3
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Fish Stories: Ever-Taller Tales
Amazon.com: Fish Stories: Ever-Taller Tales eBook : Erickson, John Anders: Tienda Kindle
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The rev woke up with the spirit of the Lord on him this morning, read the whole thread
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 20/09/2026
Fym you using AI to create content???? God created the content… serve the dish
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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
For the record, Ed, this is how to properly ginger
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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
They're one rusted Dodge Charger in the yard away from being perfect white trash
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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is not the Ginger Way. Ed will be dealt with at the next Gathering of Gingers
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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Someone check on Kash Patel's pets, please
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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Spoilers: Marble Hall Murders A middle-aged woman with gray-streaked red hair: *starts her own imprint *names it an anagram of her own surname *publishes a book referenced in and "written by" a fictional character from a longer series Ahem. John Anders Erickson, Redirts, and I would like a word
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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A one-year supply of Dr. Pepper for the average OK resident is accurately measured in "Olympic pools' worth." kfor.com/news/local/o...
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Oklahoma resident wins one-year supply of Dr Pepper
The Dr, Pepper Museum is awarding one of its loyal Dr. Pepper fans to a one-year supply of Dr. Pepper.
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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Liz Lemon (tired): Working on my night cheese Me (wired): Gimme, gimme, gimme some ham after midnight
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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The way film directors have always treated actors' humanity as an inconvenience...
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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Knuckle tats: P L A N A H E A
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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
How many slices of stale bread do I need to give them before I can train the local crows to attack Flock cameras?
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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Mood
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Corporations: I’ll think about taking one of your annoying “surveys” and answer *your* questions when you go back to having humans in customer service to answer *my* questions.
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Jason P. Steed @profsteed.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Make the Roberts Court the Jackson Court
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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If you're the one with the nuclear football and he calls your name, run and do not stop running until you hit Canada
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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
GTA6 creators gin up imaginary controversy to market "girlfriend experience" aspect of game
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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I think the most important takeaway from Burning Man's decades-long experiment in temporary community is that it all goes to hell as soon as the billionaires show up
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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
McSweeny's, just totally lifting the Oklahoma Governor's office's plan for growth and publishing it as a humor piece, smh Why Aren't People Moving to This Town with Cheap Housing and Literally Nothing Else www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/why...
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Why Aren’t People Moving to This Town with Cheap Housing and Literally Nothing Else
“Sure, this city is in the middle of nowhere, isn’t near major job markets, and doesn’t have maintained roads, well-funded schools, or functioning emergency ...
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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This is stupid. Kern County, this is stupid. We already let you have one fascist tonka truck. You don't need two. www.kget.com/news/local-n...
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Kern County Sheriff’s Office plans to buy new armored vehicle ‘Rook’
BAKERSFIELD, Calif. (KGET) — The Kern County Sheriff’s Office is seeking approval from county leaders to buy an additional armored vehicle for its SWAT operations, according to the Board of S…
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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I half-expected Dolly to outlive me. To outlive us all.
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Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Did you know that in Icelandic we call pigtails (the hairstyle) "bitches tits"? Well now you do.
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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Plan: Step 1: Buy/alter a Zoltar machine Step 2: Give Tommy a quarter
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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Dearest Los Angeles, Your palms are charming, but, for the love of whatever, plant some shade trees. Sweatily yours, Me
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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I've been reminded that humidity exists. The entirety of LA is moist. Moist
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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
We all assume Machine Gun Lips tipped off The Washington Post about the catering truck on her way out of the door, right?
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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
One tiny drop of self-awareness, and he'd be the funniest human ever... instead of whatever this is
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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Please. I need everyone to understand. Y'all has an invisible w in it. Please pronounce accordingly.
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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
*extreme sad orphan voice* "Please, sir... May I have some Fall?"
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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Remember how my husband and I took a motorcycle ride through the CA wine country, then came home and started a religion? And the religion became a blog? And the blog became a book? And now that book is free? Good times. Anyway... www.amazon.com/dp/B00M72UTOG #freeebook #ebookgiveaway
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Amazon.com
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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Please. Allow me to lay the first brick
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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
And if you don't enjoy the texture of dirt, eat a billionaire instead
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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
On behalf of all oldest daughters, please, for the love of whatever, STOP SETTING OUR ELDERLY PARENTS UP WITH ZOOM DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENTS.
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Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Axios headline: Gen X is losing confidence GenX: We had confidence? Ever? In anything?
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