Reposted by Michele Feltman StriderKendra Alvey 👻 @kendragarden.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I hate it here. 151
Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Democracy is dying in rural America. No one wants to run for local seats. This is how power becomes entrenched. www.tehachapinews.com/news/few-teh...tehachapinews.comFew Tehachapi-area races will be on the ballot in 2026While there are plenty of active state and federal races underway, the greater Tehachapi area doesn't have much in the way of contested local races in 2026. 001
Reposted by Michele Feltman StriderMeh Pluribus Unum (Alli) 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @pluribus-unum.co · 29/09/2026Superior Genes. Kelly Wilder Roddenberry Hackman Siskel ... 3302
Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This man and his hired hair talking about superior genes 010
Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Attention Everyone, My husband has gifted us with a new term. Rather than enshittification, we are all living through The Crappening. You may now resume your regularly scheduled doomscrolling. 000
Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I just renewed my library card, so I'm extra sexy today 000
Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Because I cannot flatter and look fair, Smile in men’s faces, smooth, deceive, and cog, Fuck with French nods and apish courtesy, I must be held a rancorous enemy. 000
Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Ways in which I'm basically Shakespeare: *Making up words *Creative approach to spelling *Weird hairline *Digs puffed sleeves (shout-out Anne Shirley) *Sometimes forgets Venice has canals *Incomprehensible to the youths *Probably stole my best story ideas *Why use one word when ten will do? *Tights 000
Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This is the best argument for taking public transit that I can possibly imagine 043
Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If I used AI, I would create an image of Tuberville having sex with a furry who's wearing a Roll Tide t-shirt, but I don't, so you'll just have to use your precious, god-given imagination. Also, in this instance, Tuberville is a bottom. 000
Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My brain read the last panel in Philomena Cunk's voice xkcd.com/3301/xkcd.comStargazing 5 000
Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 21/09/2026How did I not know any of this? I'm very grateful for this post. 010
Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 21/09/2026OK. Y'all know the drill. I wrote a book, created an author character, then wrote some books under the fake guy's name. Three books. This is one of them. The Kindle version is currently marked down. All proceeds go to spoiling my cats. #ebooks www.amazon.com/dp/B0CG7FSHG3amazon.comFish Stories: Ever-Taller TalesAmazon.com: Fish Stories: Ever-Taller Tales eBook : Erickson, John Anders: Tienda Kindle 010
Reposted by Michele Feltman Striderthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The rev woke up with the spirit of the Lord on him this morning, read the whole thread 526537
Reposted by Michele Feltman StriderSolomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 20/09/2026Fym you using AI to create content???? God created the content… serve the dish 129524
Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 17/09/2026For the record, Ed, this is how to properly ginger 000
Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 15/09/2026They're one rusted Dodge Charger in the yard away from being perfect white trash 000
Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 15/09/2026This is not the Ginger Way. Ed will be dealt with at the next Gathering of Gingers 110
Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Someone check on Kash Patel's pets, please 000
Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Spoilers: Marble Hall Murders A middle-aged woman with gray-streaked red hair: *starts her own imprint *names it an anagram of her own surname *publishes a book referenced in and "written by" a fictional character from a longer series Ahem. John Anders Erickson, Redirts, and I would like a word 000
Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 11/09/2026A one-year supply of Dr. Pepper for the average OK resident is accurately measured in "Olympic pools' worth." kfor.com/news/local/o...kfor.comOklahoma resident wins one-year supply of Dr PepperThe Dr, Pepper Museum is awarding one of its loyal Dr. Pepper fans to a one-year supply of Dr. Pepper. 000
Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Liz Lemon (tired): Working on my night cheese Me (wired): Gimme, gimme, gimme some ham after midnight 000
Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The way film directors have always treated actors' humanity as an inconvenience... 000
Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 05/09/2026How many slices of stale bread do I need to give them before I can train the local crows to attack Flock cameras? 000
Reposted by Michele Feltman StriderMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Corporations: I’ll think about taking one of your annoying “surveys” and answer *your* questions when you go back to having humans in customer service to answer *my* questions. 551950353
Reposted by Michele Feltman StriderJason P. Steed @profsteed.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Make the Roberts Court the Jackson Court 326318
Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 01/09/2026If you're the one with the nuclear football and he calls your name, run and do not stop running until you hit Canada 000
Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 31/08/2026GTA6 creators gin up imaginary controversy to market "girlfriend experience" aspect of game 000
Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I think the most important takeaway from Burning Man's decades-long experiment in temporary community is that it all goes to hell as soon as the billionaires show up 021
Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 30/08/2026McSweeny's, just totally lifting the Oklahoma Governor's office's plan for growth and publishing it as a humor piece, smh Why Aren't People Moving to This Town with Cheap Housing and Literally Nothing Else www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/why...mcsweeneys.netWhy Aren’t People Moving to This Town with Cheap Housing and Literally Nothing Else“Sure, this city is in the middle of nowhere, isn’t near major job markets, and doesn’t have maintained roads, well-funded schools, or functioning emergency ... 000
Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 29/08/2026This is stupid. Kern County, this is stupid. We already let you have one fascist tonka truck. You don't need two. www.kget.com/news/local-n...kget.comKern County Sheriff’s Office plans to buy new armored vehicle ‘Rook’BAKERSFIELD, Calif. (KGET) — The Kern County Sheriff’s Office is seeking approval from county leaders to buy an additional armored vehicle for its SWAT operations, according to the Board of S… 000
Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I half-expected Dolly to outlive me. To outlive us all. 000
Reposted by Michele Feltman StriderHildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Did you know that in Icelandic we call pigtails (the hairstyle) "bitches tits"? Well now you do. 1623128
Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Plan: Step 1: Buy/alter a Zoltar machine Step 2: Give Tommy a quarter 020
Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Dearest Los Angeles, Your palms are charming, but, for the love of whatever, plant some shade trees. Sweatily yours, Me 000
Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I've been reminded that humidity exists. The entirety of LA is moist. Moist 000
Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 14/08/2026We all assume Machine Gun Lips tipped off The Washington Post about the catering truck on her way out of the door, right? 000
Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 14/08/2026One tiny drop of self-awareness, and he'd be the funniest human ever... instead of whatever this is 000
Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Please. I need everyone to understand. Y'all has an invisible w in it. Please pronounce accordingly. 000
Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 09/08/2026*extreme sad orphan voice* "Please, sir... May I have some Fall?" 000
Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Remember how my husband and I took a motorcycle ride through the CA wine country, then came home and started a religion? And the religion became a blog? And the blog became a book? And now that book is free? Good times. Anyway... www.amazon.com/dp/B00M72UTOG #freeebook #ebookgiveawayamazon.comAmazon.com 000
Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Please. Allow me to lay the first brick 010
Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 04/08/2026And if you don't enjoy the texture of dirt, eat a billionaire instead 000
Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 03/08/2026On behalf of all oldest daughters, please, for the love of whatever, STOP SETTING OUR ELDERLY PARENTS UP WITH ZOOM DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENTS. 000
Michele Feltman Strider @michelestrider.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Axios headline: Gen X is losing confidence GenX: We had confidence? Ever? In anything? 000