Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Also: we discovered that our bikes don't fit on the racks in the light rail. We discovered this after maneuvering the heavy, unwieldy bike into place... doesn't latch over the wheels. Oh well! 000
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 10/10/20267 miles to the light rail + 24 mile ride + 7 mile home from light rail = a 38 mile ride on a gorgeous day. 140
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Is it weird that I'm looking forward to being in my 50's? i think it'll be a fun decade. [hopes that I don't dig this up in 5 years, laughing bitterly] 110
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I have been tackling my front garden, which has long suffered from overcrowding. It's distressing to cull plants in the name of having a healthy native patch...but it needs to be done. I hope that next year the remaining plants will thrive with all the growing space. 030
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It was a short awoo, at 11:20ish rather than 1:00. Someone's finger must have slipped! 010
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Today I am processing and handing out this year's crop of Wolf River apples. It's a Wisconsin heirloom variety that is known for growing ridiculously large apples, best for cooking and baking. 6 of them, chipped, filled my instant/crock pot to the brim. 160
Reposted by Michele Essdevon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026made a sandwich with this bread before i realized its smug ass was covered in mold. fuck you, bread 2506027812
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Tarp's on Terra Firma. That's how we started at the Home Opener - in the rain - but at least we have power this time. 010
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I will NOT like the White Sox. But they're making it so hard... 000
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Personally, I'm happy with the variety. Dressing up is fun, and it's not like those dressed in historical garb are strictly adhering to history. I also noticed there were lots of kilts. I do not mind kilts and in fact think they should be worn more often, by many more people. /fin 030
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 21/09/2026And that's fine, people are having fun and I'm certainly not a purist (I say, as I wore my very anachronistic jeans and Grateful Dead shirt). I wonder how other folks feel about it. Are there folks whose blood boils at the sight of green-painted goblins, goth princesses, Link/Zelda, etc? 🧵 110
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I recall going to the MN Ren Fest ~15 years ago & seeing someone dressed as a Tolkien elf, and thought that they really stuck out among all of the folks in historical (eh, semi-historical) costumes. I went today & there were just as many folks in fantasy-ish costumes as those in historical-ish. 🧵 220
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I could probably find something which needs a little hammering. *holds it high* 010
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It's a beautiful day to sit on the patio! Unfortunately, it's also a beautiful day for my next door neighbor to replace his house & garage roof. Oh well - it's a beautiful day to be working on a roof outside, too. 130
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Just you (just you) And I (and I) Together, forever, in love 000
Reposted by Michele EssBailey Wolfe, Voice Actor and Lacticide in Progress @bbwolfevox.com · 12/09/2026For the actual article: www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...dexerto.comViral parrot explores the Bahamas in a custom built bird submarine - DexertoA pet parrot named Bebe is going viral after his owner took him snorkeling in the Bahamas using a homemade, bird sized submarine. 1157
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Baroness von Roughen-Housen desperately wants someone to mix it up with, but the dog park is populated chill/old/tiny dogs today. 041
Reposted by Michele EssJRho @jrho.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The most absolutely massive flex from the state fair exhibit. This quilt is made of 40 years of prize ribbons from various categories at the New Mexico State Fair won by Carol St. Clair Johnson. She also won a prize for this quilt. 6861082008
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 09/09/2026That's really good to know! I was caught off guard and didn't have cash on me. I'm glad they're not 100% relying on tips to make a living wage. If I ever do it again I'll have cash ready! And hopefully no mulch in the back of the car 010
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I was so late for a doc appt at the U that I used the valet instead of looking for parking. I have never used valet in my life. They took my car/keys & gave me a slip. I know I pay on the way out, do I tip too? I don't have cash. My car is ancient and has mulch in the back. How embarrassing 100
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Fancy new computer here. It's hilariously overpowered for what I do...is Stardew Valley going to be super super hi-res? Is that still a thing? Is it going to look like a documentary? Will Pam's makeup really pop? Will Joja be even more evil? Will the slime be even slimier? 020
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Double Indemnity: not the traditional choice for an anniversary movie date..but really, what is more romantic than life insurance fraud? 010
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Same here. 4am sucks...too late to go back to sleep and get up at a normal time, too early to get up and do normal daytime things. Bah. 010
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I have a bad habit of collecting sock yarn. To whittle it down I made a king size sock yarn blanket. It was a great tv-watching project, and it made a sizeable dent in the stash. OoooOoOOoOoooo I'm the sock yarn blanket ghost! 1110
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The State Fair: if you sit on a bench and people-watch long enough, you'll see yourself walk by 040
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Re: Star Trek SNW having fun with silly episodes. Does anyone remember the TNG crew turning into Robin Hood and the Merry Men? Or the transporter accident that turned them into children? Or Beverly and the family sex candle? Star Trek has always had a silly side, and I'm here for it. 030
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 03/09/2026What GIF pops up when you type your name?static.klipy.comMichele the Marmot Calls Out!ALT: Michele the Marmot Calls Out! 020
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 03/09/2026In 55421 we just have had 30 minutes of constant rolling thunder and a few raindrops. The anticipation is killing me! Antici.....pation 030
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 30/08/202659 good eatin' apples, 10 destined for applesauce. Nice! My honeycrisp did well this year. One more tree to go...the Wolf River apples are still green but are really weighing down the branches. Hurry up and ripen! 080
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I think that maybe it's just not our year. Oh well, Twins, I didn't have super high expectations anyway. :( 010
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Took a 20+m bike ride today. We found a teddy bear on the trail, picked it up and brought it along in case we found the owner. We did! A kid in a trailer a few miles up was upset because "bear was gone" and the parents had no clue what happened. Bear returned, family happy, I feel like $1,000,000. 2694752
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I read Songteller earlier this year. I have been a steadfast, unyielding Dolly Parton evangelist for my entire adult life. I'm glad to see that so many others felt the same...figured I'd add my voice to the chorus. I sent her an Xmas card a few years ago, got no reply. That's ok. I love her anyway. 151
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 26/08/20261. Let's go for a hike up this really big sand dune! 2. Yeah maybe not. Walking in sand kinda sucks if you're not used to it. 050
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 25/08/2026An inland sea, A sandy shore The waves bring rocks But not much more. 010
Michele Ess @michele-ess.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Unbelievable: a Victoria Holt novel that I have not read. I'm working on that right now. 030