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Michal Bryxí

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🏃🏻‍♂️ + 🪂 + 🧗‍♂️ + ⛷️ + 🌱 - Won't lose my time with anti-vaxers. - AI user AND critic. 🌉 bridged from ⁂ mastodon.world/@MichalBryxi, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Michal Bryxí @michalbryxi.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
Was talking to a friend yesterday who still has #facebook. Apparently she gets 4 #ads to one intentional follow post. That’s … bonkers.
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Michal Bryxí @michalbryxi.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
When we talk about #consumerism my scarcity brought up me thinks “cute, they bought one too many cups that will never get used”. But I guess some people (cultures?) swim in objective cr*p they know won’t use. But somehow owning == happiness.
“An ice roller (I think for my face?)An e-reader remote (so I can click differently?)At least six pairs of leggings (for workouts I've never done)A suitcase (that broke within six months)An air fryer (…of course)So. Many. Candles.So. Much. Underwear.Every skincare product I’ve ever owned”

Excerpt From
Your Attention is Sacred Except on Social Media
Amelia Hruby
This material may be protected by copyright.
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Michal Bryxí @michalbryxi.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
#TIL that the "Report and Block" button in #WhatsApp does NOT remove said person from said group. Like ... in what universe is that a correct behaviour? If someone spams my group, I want to (1) remove spam (2) block them (3) remove them from the group. Never ever in the existence of this […]
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Michal Bryxí @michalbryxi.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
This is not security. This is the exact opposite of it. This is new and If I have to wildly speculate they are just migrating from one system to another and need to refresh the hashes stored. It has all the signs. Just effing say so! #yuh #banking #security
Connection expired. For your security we will periodically ask you to reconnect.
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Michal Bryxí @michalbryxi.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
There are things that should "just work". Sadly, #Apple decides they won't. I need to "jump to date" in calendar very often. While the year/month/week zoom-out / zoom-in in #MacOS calendar makes it quite quick, I will never understand why search simply doesn't […] [Original post on mastodon.world]
MacOS calendar search showing "no results" on date search.Go To Date dialog from MacOS
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Michal Bryxí @michalbryxi.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
To folks from #USA: I 100% guarantee you that sentence "we came to protect your country" will NOT sound the way you think it sounds. You might mean well, but for the love of [diety] do not ever ever ever tell that to anyone from any other country in any context ever. Ever.
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Michal Bryxí @michalbryxi.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
Both statements can be true at the same time: 1) Excel is the tool that your customers will eventually reach for to solve some of their use-cases. And you should enable them to do it so. 2) Every time your users use Excel, you have failed to provide them with a value. #Excel #IT #Engineering […]
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Michal Bryxí @michalbryxi.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
I don’t understand people doing detective work to figure out if a website was vibe coded so that they can decide if they want to use it. I’d love to have a way to tell if website is running on AWS and filter it out straight from the search results. But … yeah …
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Vee @veroniqueb99.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
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Michal Bryxí @michalbryxi.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
> These files are not locked, watermarked, or DRM-protected, so please do not share or distribute them! Yes! And I will happily share an ad for the #eBook: offthegrid.fun/attention > The algorithm’s f*cking with your creativity, capacity & cashflow
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Your Attention is Sacred Except on Social Media — Off the Grid
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Vee @veroniqueb99.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
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Michal Bryxí @michalbryxi.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Le-sigh. Was asked to do [a trivial thing] in #WordPress. I advise everyone to mute me for next couple of hours until I'm done with this 5 minutes task ...
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Michal Bryxí @michalbryxi.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
"AI would do it better" is such a delightful insult AND progressively more truthful state of things.
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Michal Bryxí @michalbryxi.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Error modal dialog telling me "Please log in again" and giving me only option to click "ok".
Like how do I do that? Scream out of open window? You are the one who knows that something is wrong and how to fix it. Do not tell me that something is wrong without giving me an easy to follow way to fix it. Give me a goddamn link to a login page. It's not a rocket science. It is the highest level of lousiness ever.
AI would design this better. Full stop.
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Michal Bryxí @michalbryxi.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
From my experience the job of a frontend framework is to seamlessly work with data. That’s it. The extra visuals, animations, layouts, etc will come and go and will be replaced like socks without users even noticing. But getting the data question right is the hard and important bit.
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Ian Betteridge @ianbetteridge.vivaldi.net.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Is there ever a week where this doesn’t come in handy?
Captain Haddock saying “what a week, huh?”, with Karl Marx replying “Comrade, it’s Capitalism”
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Michal Bryxí @michalbryxi.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Boss: Print two signs - Male and Female and stick them on the respective box of clothes. Canva: Heh you want a decent-looking icon? Going to have premium. Google: The only “free icon” platforms I can recommend are those that have a subscription as a last step. Me 10 minutes later: Well #AI […]
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Michal Bryxí @michalbryxi.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
One of the top 10 skills for making agentic development more useful: Figure out how to give it access to [fucked up corporate system] so you don't have to be the human copy&pasta.
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Michal Bryxí @michalbryxi.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
When people use "soulless" as an argument against #AI: So what? I'm an atheist. For me, you're not putting that to opposition to anything 🤷
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River 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @riverseeber.net · 04/10/2026
I was immediately reminded of @catsalad
caption: "Correlation vs Causation". 4 images, in all of which, it looks like the animals caused the damage. A duck walking through gates that have been blown apart. A cat sitting in a crater in the cement. A seagull sitting at the bottom of a bent fence. A cat sitting on a broken sunroof.
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petersuber @petersuber.fediscience.org.ap.brid.gy · 10/05/2026
Great idea: A web page that simply shows you the info your browser sends about you and your system whenever you open a web page. sinceyouarrived.world/taken #Privacy #Surveillance
sinceyouarrived.world
taken.
A web page that tells you what your browser gave away the moment you arrived. No login, no form, no permission. Most pages do this. None of them tell you.
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Michal Bryxí @michalbryxi.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
The goal of my everyday life when I was analog-coding was to remove more lines than add. Mostly I was successful and almost always this was net-beneficial. Since the advent of AI tools this shifted towards finding patterns and making in-repo instructions that make those easy to follow. #WebDev […]
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Michal Bryxí @michalbryxi.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Table addon authors: I have a question about why on earth you are implementing client-side sorting? In what will-not-fail-5seconds-later world are you living? Is it convenient at first sight? Yes. Is it useful? Eeeeeh not really. Bonus points for tables that do NOT have ANY option for […]
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Mat @okwithmydecay.en.osm.town.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
Often when doing running races, the distance recorded on my watch with GPS is longer or shorter than the official distance, which then means the average pace calculation is incorrect. I was thinking it would be handy if platforms had support for entering the […] [Original post on en.osm.town]
Screenshot showing the fields for entering the official race result
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The Heart of the TARDIS @theheartofthetardis.politicalmemes.org · 02/10/2026
#meme #memes
This isn't a clothing store. These are the outfits worn by =\ the time of their assaults. The exhibition was created to challenge the myth that a person's clothing causes , and to show that responsibility lies with the perpetrator, not the victim.
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Michal Bryxí @michalbryxi.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
Me: Oh cool when the #iPhone connects to #iPods I will get announcements for what is happening on the phone. 5 seconds later: OMG that is sooooo bad. I’m sorry for all people that actually rely on this for #accessibility reasons.
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Michal Bryxí @michalbryxi.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
🖕QR code generat…ehm…kidnappers. Do not ever use those services. There will eventually be a QR code out there in the wild that will be broken either because you eventually refused to pay a ransom for “resolving a link” or the service just ceased to exist. You […] [Original post on mastodon.world]
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Michal Bryxí @michalbryxi.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
I will put this out here so some corporation can suddenly come with this revolutionary idea: As a self-checkout user I want to get going as fast as possible. The second I scan a thing the payment terminal should be already loaded with the amount to pay. No “do you have club card” no “did you […]
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Chuck Darwin @cdarwin.c.im.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom For the umpteenth time: Quit trying to analyze Trump. Quit trying to figure out why he says and does the things he says and does. I'm so fucking sick of listening to some panel on CNN try to discuss his latest bizarre pronouncement like he's […] [Original post on c.im]
A tweet by Joe Walsh criticizing Donald Trump, expressing frustration over attempts to analyze his behavior and labeling him as a sociopath and a Russian asset. The message emphasizes Walsh's disdain for Trump's character and actions.
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Michal Bryxí @michalbryxi.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
Why can’t we have nice things? This is a TV like device. Its only job is to show whatever was on last time. It takes at minimum 7 clicks to get back. And while it is just 6 extra clicks once per day, this is one of the many “6 extra clicks” every IT system […] [Original post on mastodon.world]
A hand holding a remote control points towards a TV displaying a mountain biking scene. In the background, there's a merchandise display featuring sports apparel and a variety of drinks, along with wooden walls and outdoor-themed photos.
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Michal Bryxí @michalbryxi.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
Me: Selects multiple documents in #MacOS finder and pauses to think how to print them all ... Me: CMD Me: +P Me: [enter] Printer: Wzzzzzzzz! Me: 🤯🤯🤯
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Michal Bryxí @michalbryxi.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
Look I’m not saying it’s only smokers making a mess, but 99% of the cigarette butts were left on the spot intentionally. While the rest is usually a mistake or people being distracted. This is in front of our shop after a weekend. #Smoking #Smokers #Cigarettes
Discarded items on pavement, including crumpled paper and used cigarette butts, near a pair of black and orange sneakers.
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Michal Bryxí @michalbryxi.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
Something about #printing feels off. The whole "prepare for print" feels like it's been built backwards. Me (as a "designer") don't know where [a thing] will be printed and I do not want to care. Why are bleed marks a hand made things in the documents? Why can't said format (PDF?) say "this is […]
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Michal Bryxí @michalbryxi.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
Hate me for using LLMs, but the alternative in everyday (waves hand at everything IT) is so shit that I simply can’t. Instagram post with multiple pages containing recipe for a-thing I want to try. Native Instagram app doesn’t allow copying text out. Well screenshots and LLM it is to extract […]
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Michal Bryxí @michalbryxi.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
Every new train carriage 🚋 should be designed so that it has space for at least two bikes 🚲. If we want to take the public transport, mobility, electrification and sustainability question seriously we have to think about the whole issue including the “last mile” part. #Trains #Bikes #Mobility […]
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Claire McNab @2legged.mastodon.ie.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
Every cat I have ever known
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Michal Bryxí @michalbryxi.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
Years ago I’ve said: If there is a chance for any form of artificial intelligence to be developed then humans won’t be able to “pull the plug”. Anything that is touring complete can run arbitrary code. Running a code means AI keeps living. The self of AI is its model & data. Model and data can […]
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Michal Bryxí @michalbryxi.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
#LiquidGlass was the best thing that happened to UI design in last decade.
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Michal Bryxí @michalbryxi.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
> Take the American Constitution: historians agree it was intrinsically an aristocratic document designed to check the democratic tendencies of the period'." It was never the American Founding Fathers' intention for the general populace to play an active role […] [Original post on mastodon.world]
An open book page with text on governance and democracy. A hand is resting on the page, and part of a leg is visible below. The lighting suggests it is being read in a well-lit environment, possibly outdoors or near a window. Humankind.
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Michal Bryxí @michalbryxi.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
Health is somewhere very low on Maslow’s pyramid of basic needs. If the state does not provide it as a baseline, then next levels are really hard to build. If a state can’t provide baseline, why have (current form of) state?
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Michal Bryxí @michalbryxi.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
Things that always lie: 1) Keep me logged in checkbox 2) Unsubscribe from ALL the emails from this company 3) [add yours] #lie #list #fediList #IT #ItIsSadBecauseItIsTrue
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Liam Proven @lproven.social.vivaldi.net.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
This is a modern motherfucking website. And it’s still fucking perfect. modernmotherfuckingwebsite.dreamsta…
modernmotherfuckingwebsite.dreamstation.systems
This is a modern motherfucking website.
Zero of the bullshit.
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Michal Bryxí @michalbryxi.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
If you send an email telling me about existence of PDF and for "security" give me link to a portal to download the PDF there, then I hate you.
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Michal Bryxí @michalbryxi.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
People like to slam-dunk on #AI generated pictures for local businesses A-stands. Those places have exactly zero budget to commission someone to do a one-off job that will need to be repeated every couple of months, because that’s the reality of life. So […] [Original post on mastodon.world]
Image displays a collage of various dishes from Taj Palace Restaurant, including different types of bread like naan and parathas, flavorful curries such as Kadai Chicken and paneer dishes, along with snacks like fries and samosas. The restaurant's logo
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Michal Bryxí @michalbryxi.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
Should we normalise naming #Amazon next day delivery what it is: A skill issue? Of planning, foresight, patience, impulse control, …
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Michal Bryxí @michalbryxi.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
Good Engineering for me is: Patterns. Recognition, understanding, distilling patterns. I just got a feature request for #WindsMobi, that made me pause, look at the app as a whole and recognise a pattern emerging. So instead of spitting out yet-another feature, I paused, re-designed and […]
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eclexic @theeclecticdyslexic.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026
What is even the point of rush shipping? I order economy and it shows up the next day. Can I ask for like economy-minus? I want to be like "no actually it's fine, I don't need this for like a week or three, take your time. Let the employees have bathroom breaks actually. Also, don't fly my […]
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Michal Bryxí @michalbryxi.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
If you ever wondered whether your org $$$ spending on infrastructure and clusters is useless waste of money. Whether the money could be used for employee wages. Whether it’s just years of IT mismanagement and solving problems by tossing money out of the window […] [Original post on mastodon.world]
An image of a Raspberry Pi circuit board with text overlay stating, "HEY's peak traffic could probably be served by a single Raspberry Pi."
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Michal Bryxí @michalbryxi.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
One (not so) wild prediction: Trying to make "AI align with [insert human value here]" is never going to work.
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Michal Bryxí @michalbryxi.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
The “No LLM” policies for OSS projects are advisory, right? I mean Touring test has been broken by LLMs from the Stone Age. Coding capabilities and knowledge inference has surpassed my own abilities long time ago. LLM content detectors are known snake oil businesses. So unless those policies are […]
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