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miKILL Swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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A real hoopy frood you should sass who knows where his towel's @. CV: Small Beans | CRACKED | Some More News | IGN | 1900HOTDOG patreon.com/c/smallbeans

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miKILL Swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
everything is "a psychosexual thriller" if you have the right attitude!
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miKILL Swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Neighbor running out to us: “don’t let your baby eat those! That’s oleander, it will poison him!!” Me, snidely as baby eats fistfuls of flowers behind me: “um…’they’ haven’t embraced a gender identity yet, and if you must know oleander is his name and birth flower but thanks anyway Karen.”
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miKILL Swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 18h
My health plan’s so bad they just switched me over to Kaiser Transiente.
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miKILL Swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Color Purple Lord of the Flies Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark The Giver The Heart is a Lonely Hunter Go Tell It on the Mountain Two Boys Kissing
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miKILL Swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Some of my fav banned books - Animal Farm The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian Slaughterhouse-Five A Clockwork Orange Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close Their Eyes Were Watching God Ender's Game For Whom the Bell Tolls I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings Less than Zero Brave New World
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miKILL Swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Questing for the Order Emeralds
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Maxwell Yezpitelok @mrmxy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Gotta go fash
Cover for a Japanese magazine called "Sega Maga" featuring artwork of Sonic the Hedgehog from Sonic Adventure. Source: https://www.fromjapan.co.jp/japan/en/auction/yahoo/input/p1247950464/
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Trust Issues by Bruno Cæsar.
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
By Juan Ruiz
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Vincent van Gogh - The Mulberry Tree (1889)
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miKILL Swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Prove it
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miKILL Swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Poops! I shitted again
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Prof Frank McDonough @fxmc1957.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
PHOTO OF THE DAY. Archduke Franz Ferdinand posing as a mummy on a trip to Cairo (1896). 📷 Heymann & Co
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
ive collected all the genders to power a beam that gives sonic dysphoria
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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I love this for so many reasons. Among them, that Margaret Hamilton was a legend, one of the greatest film villains as the Wicked Witch of the West, and that Fred Rogers gave her the chance to separate the character from the actress. Also, Romero's segment? "Mr. Rogers Gets a Tonsillectomy."
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miKILL Swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In honor of Banned Books Week I'm putting my novel The Climb on sale at half-price in deluxe PDF and audiobook formats! That means $10 apiece. www.patreon.com/cw/SmallBean...
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Admirable Women @admirablewomen.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Lucille Ball--actress, comedian, producer & film-studio executiver--died #OTD in 1989. In 1962, she bought out Desi Arnaz's interest in Desilu Productions & became the 1st woman to own & run a major TV studio. Desilu produced many popular TV series including Mission: Impossible & #StarTrek. #legend
This classic black-and-white studio portrait captures the legendary Lucille Ball (1911–1989), an American actress, comedian, and pioneering studio executive. Best known for her iconic role in I Love Lucy, Ball was the first woman to lead a major television studio, Desilu Productions. In this elegant, close-up composition, Ball looks directly at the camera with a calm and poised expression. Her light-colored hair is styled in elaborate, high-volume rolls that sweep upward from her forehead, typical of the sophisticated 1940s glamour. She wears a shimmering, light-toned jacket with a subtle grid pattern that catches the light. Her ensemble is accented by large, round, sparkling cluster earrings that draw attention to her face. The lighting is soft yet focused, highlighting her perfectly applied makeup—defined brows, dark mascara, and a polished, dark lip color. The background is softly out of focus, featuring a neutral, textured wall with organic, leaf-like shadows that create a sense of depth.
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miKILL Swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
static.klipy.com
as a goof, guy
ALT: as a goof, guy
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miKILL Swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I have a castle where I make hybrid wolfman/frankensteins and I really want to call it Castle Wolfenstein but I can't without causing market confusion. afaik neither party has addressed the issue, MSM won't touch it. Don't forget to vote, people! This is how it happens. #midterms
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miKILL Swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Poo can it pee now?
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Ryan Pequin @ryanpequin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s tearin’ up my fart when I’m with poo
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miKILL Swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Color Purple Lord of the Flies Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark The Giver The Heart is a Lonely Hunter Go Tell It on the Mountain Two Boys Kissing
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miKILL Swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Some of my fav banned books - Animal Farm The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian Slaughterhouse-Five A Clockwork Orange Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close Their Eyes Were Watching God Ender's Game For Whom the Bell Tolls I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings Less than Zero Brave New World
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miKILL Swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you've read it and you're willing to share how it hit you I'd love to hear! By this point I've sold enough copies and enough time has passed that I walk around assuming someone's finished the whole book, and feel pretty swell about that.
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miKILL Swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's not strictly "banned" but it is self-published, unpublishably experimental, and largely about failing to gain the approval of gatekeepers and power-brokers and being glad you did. Here's a free sample of the audiobook: soundcloud.com/user-6825321...
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756. The Climb Audiobook (Mike's Sci-Fi Novel!)
Swaim wrote a novel called The Climb, currently available as a lush, all-color PDF, as well as in an ereader-compatible format, and in physical form. THIS is a sample of the audiobook version of The C
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miKILL Swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In honor of Banned Books Week I'm putting my novel The Climb on sale at half-price in deluxe PDF and audiobook formats! That means $10 apiece. www.patreon.com/cw/SmallBean...
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dr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 03/10/2026
I'm flattered to be mentioned alongside so many fantastic game writers! Everyone go and play Fallen London to experience these stories and so much more. @failbettergames.com
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Fallen London is where the writers of Baldur's Gate 3, Dishonored and Stellaris come to let their hair down
These interactive short stories are too bold and surprising to stay secret.
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miKILL Swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
(45 seconds into the film) Mort. Rainey. Did. Nothing. Wrong!
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miKILL Swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oops, and then you take a good maneuver too far and it feels loud. The guy who banged his wife has the most water, he has none, she's stuck in between. Verizon is the Nation's Most Reliable 5G Network.
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miKILL Swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Murdering That Cheating Bitch Ex-Wife: Brought to you by GAMER FUEL
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miKILL Swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
While digging a Pet Sematary in his Secret Garden, "It writer" Mort Rainey finds a Heart in Atlantis more water-weight than he can Carrie. Dead Zone.
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miKILL Swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is actually a great maneuver and I'm surprised to not have seen it more. Movie about a reckless dude "on the edge" who refuses to see the glass as half-full, simultaneously creates primal obvious tension you can't not feel. "well don't do that."
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miKILL Swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Stephen: "You guys gotta understand, this reclusive writer dude is a metaphor for me when I was on tons of coke. That's the vibe, I was WIRED." David Koepp: "We'll give him a Mountain Dew." Stephen: "Well, I wasn't THAT wired."
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miKILL Swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Man, that Andy Capp was really onto something.
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miKILL Swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh, well there ya go.
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miKILL Swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
(leaning forward in chair) wait wait, McCorkle cast this? Okay, I'm listening...
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miKILL Swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
every mediocre movie cloud hides a silver lining in the shape of the word "Turturro"
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miKILL Swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don't remember liking it either, but we're completionists in this podhouse.
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miKILL Swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
now watching - Secret Window for - Kings of King
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miKILL Swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Unfun Fact: Occam's Razor was originally "the simplest solution is a razor," but the Producers made him change the ending because test audiences found it too dark.
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miKILL Swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
heresy the FCA will crush your eye sockets!!
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miKILL Swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
now watching - Over Your Dead Body for - Frame Rate guest - @jasonkpargin.bsky.social
faint onscreen credit: SCREENPLAY BY NICK KOCHER & BRIAN MCELHANEY. sub - "Alright."
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miKILL Swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
OILY ESSENTIALS Greasy flashlight A viscous change of underclothes A pre-fitted hiking backpack with gak-sack Rain-slick flint and some kindling in a brick of loose goop Slimy passports in a waterproof bag 1 Compass of Lugubriousness Eyeglasses Repair Kit (inc. Vitreous Humor Top-Up Phials) Cum Gun
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miKILL Swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
INESSENTIAL OILS Vetiver and Sandalwouldn't Eucalupus Nospice with Anuseed (or Star Anus) Poochouli Frankincense's Monster Probiotic Pine Cardamomdisappointedinya Shit, Just Shit Myrrhdyrrh Most Foul Mr. T Tree Oil Laxender and Chemomeal Boogermot
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miKILL Swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
UBI and solar
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miKILL Swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just made a breakfast quesadilla that I think might fix everything.
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miKILL Swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Smash that button
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miKILL Swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Art, I mean.
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miKILL Swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's all about shrinking the product inside without changing the packaging.
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miKILL Swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I find lesser artists often talk about the struggle of having to pit Quality against Quantity. I say why compromise? I'm a qualnitity man.
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