Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 16/09/2026Nor will I be opening for Ed Sheeran. Not that I would have been asked. #FreePalestineyoutu.beMother Pho CurseYouTube video by Michael Salamone - Topic 031
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 06/09/2026One of the nice things about not drinking alcohol very much anymore is that a glass of wine with a grilled supper effs a Mothra effer right the eff up. Apologies if I make out with your partners. We will keep it PG-13 out of respect to you. Respect, y'all. 130
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 04/09/2026Sorry, bub. I am saving my votes for the 31 most worrisome mental health in crisis accounts popularity contest. 141
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 03/09/2026Once I hit my 30s, I had to change my alcohol habits because of this as well. 020
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 25/08/2026I saw Dolly Parton give a concert when I was a kid in the 90s. I didn't yet know what a force for good in the world she was. I knew she was a prolific songwriter, and I thought the show might be cheesy fun. But she was amazing and I became a big fan of her artistry. I hope she's with Carl again. RIP 020
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 20/08/2026Dedicated to the white boomer lady in my neighborhood who refuses to leash her dog, (or pick up its poop) that always tries to attack and bite my leashed dog. Then she tries to make me the bad somehow. Cheers.youtu.beGo Back to Brunch KarenYouTube video by Michael Salamone - Topic 132
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 20/08/2026Possibly the best cover ever. Certainly the best New Order cover.youtu.beTemptationYouTube video by Jukebox The Ghost - Topic 231
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 11/08/2026I just found one of my favorite humans here, @kalvinellis.bsky.social. Hurray! I dedicate this song to him and he knows why. Thanks for everything over the years, good sir. Big love.youtu.beIt Was Nice (featuring Marcela Carmona) by Michael SalamoneYouTube video by Michael Salamone 132
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 09/08/2026This song about holding hands by the lake at sunrise just turned old enough to vote. What a long, strange trip it's been.michaelsalamonemusic.bandcamp.comAll of the Insects, by Michael Salamonefrom the album Broken News 021
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 09/08/2026Saturday Night in Summer Instrumental Vibes.... Be good to yourselves and each other. Be safe and wear your boogie shoes.youtu.beHow I Spent My Summer Ragtime Jamboree NonsenseYouTube video by Michael Salamone - Topic 011
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 07/08/2026Hi, again. It's @bandcamp.com Friday, meaning any purchase there today goes 100% to the artists. I've 8 albums and an EP available with a massive discount on the complete discography. Any support is appreciated and helps so much. Thanks for your consideration. michaelsalamonemusic.bandcamp.com 011
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 06/08/2026Here I come with another shameless plug...youtu.beAll of the InsectsYouTube video by Michael Salamone 131
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 06/08/2026This is what I did with the public domain poem Revelation by Aldous Huxley, a decade ago after getting hung up on and then taking liberties with his line, "I taste the Apocalypse on your pretty finger tips."youtu.beHuxley's RevelationYouTube video by Michael Salamone - Topic 133
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 04/08/2026For your consideration, think of me Friday?michaelsalamonemusic.bandcamp.comMichael Salamonebon vivant/raconteur/troubadour/schlubby-mensch he/him/Rev. Dr. @michaelsalamone 010
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 31/07/2026"So, you want to be a supervillain? Well, you've come to the right place. We've got a better retirement plan Than those science dorks at AIM. We own all the media. You'll get premium cable for free. But if you meet Captain America You'll have to shoot him between the eyes for me."youtu.beSo, You Want to Join Hydra?YouTube video by Michael Salamone - Topic 110
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 31/07/2026Walking rails to trails with doggie and came across someone who should be the exception to the rule to never photograph strangers. 70ish fella wearing a Funkadelic Magot Brain tee watching Family Feud on his phone & laughing his ass off. Gotta grab that joy where you can find it. Even in the woods. 021
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 28/07/2026Surprise. I have a song about that...youtu.beMathew 6:5-6YouTube video by Michael Salamone - Topic 022
Reposted by Michael SalamoneMichael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 10/07/2026Besides the one song, you don't hear much about the summer of 69, mostly because their mouths are full. 022
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 26/07/2026The events that inspired this song are now 20 years old and I am officially old.michaelsalamonemusic.bandcamp.comHey! Go On Holliday!, by Michael Salamonefrom the album Broken News 010
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 26/07/2026Insert any of the six Ween studio albums from that decade here. 071
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 21/07/2026About 85% of my songs were named something not in the lyrics. Of course, a lot don't have any lyrics either. This one does and was named for an elderly couple I read a tragic story about in the newspaper.youtu.beJames & Ann McNaulYouTube video by Michael Salamone - Topic 120
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 21/07/2026I love that joke, but sort of have a song arguing the opposition, that sometimes a sandwich is merely a sandwich. "No gender rolls from the bakery, let's fill each other up when we're hungry."youtu.beLove and SandwichesYouTube video by Michael Salamone - Topic 010
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 12/07/2026Please allow three to be the magic number...youtu.beMichael Salamone Red or BlueYouTube video by Michael Salamone 030
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 11/07/2026After going down a huge Phil Collins rabbit hole a decade ago, I got in touch with brilliant drummer friend Chad Lenig and asked if he would set up every tom he owned & play on this instrumental track I almost called Phil & Molly.youtu.beZap! Bang! Pow! Revolution!YouTube video by Michael Salamone - Topic 010
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 10/07/2026Happy Friday. Remember to stay sceptical.youtu.beRegarding the MediaYouTube video by Michael Salamone - Topic 122
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 10/07/2026Besides the one song, you don't hear much about the summer of 69, mostly because their mouths are full. 022
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 06/07/2026I wish I didn't prefer living alone only because all of my good recipes feed around four servings. An art teacher once told me Georgia O’Keeffe & Alfred Stieglitz lived in next door houses and that has been my dream marriage ever since. I don't want a trad wife. I want a rad wife with her own life. 020
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 06/07/2026Thanks to anyone who has been streaming my new album on Spotify, Deezer, Tidal and Pandora. The songs Constantine and Vasectomy Song seem to be the ones. Probably won't buy me a sandwich or a pharmacy copay, but maybe a coffee I didn't make myself. For that kindness, I thank you. 020
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 06/07/2026I don't deserve to pontificate on Disability Awareness Month because mine are of the invisible sort & I spent most of my life masking all of it. One of them involves chronic pain, which started when I was 18, and I self medicated for successfully until going mostly sober around six years ago. 171
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 05/07/2026Maybe my song for Doctor Strange can be a July 4 song then?youtu.beDoctor StrangeYouTube video by Michael Salamone 000
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 05/07/2026I shot fireworks into a Sky once, but I am pretty sure that was just her stage name. 120
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 05/07/2026A homie texted a reminder that I actually do have a song that mentions 4th of July. My bad. As was blowing it with the amazing woman this song was about because I hadn't processed enough trauma yet when we intersected.michaelsalamonemusic.bandcamp.comBroken News, by Michael Salamone17 track album 121
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 04/07/2026I don't have any patriotic songs so this will have to do for July 4.youtu.beF*ck YouYouTube video by Michael Salamone 121
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 01/07/2026No. These aren't Meta smart glasses. I am more of a gas station cheap glasses bloke. Which is indeed smart though, because I misplace all my glasses near inatantly. 010
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 01/07/2026I would rather vote Doctor Who No Matter the TARDIS shade of blue. 010
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 01/07/2026I am not that great with heights, which is why I never proposed to a Russian lady in a Catwoman costume. That's the only reason. 000
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 01/07/2026I should probably try to get into the world cup, but I am just so much comfortable singing Tom Petty's Free Ballin'. 000
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 30/06/2026I have been really sad and down in the dumps, but knowing even my worst gigs were bigger than America's 250th has cheered me up more than I thought possible into today's world. Thanks, DC. 141
Reposted by Michael SalamoneLionel Hutz @lionelhutzesq.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I used to host long form improv comedy jams in an illegal upstairs theater with no sign at 9pm on a weeknight that routinely doubled this attendance 4313
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 30/06/2026Trans rights are human rights, and if trans folks don't have full Constitutional rights, none of us do. Rule of law is dead and buried. 1198
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 29/06/2026To quote Donna Summer, I assume paraphrasing Karl Marx, 🎶I love to love you, baby (Ah, honey) I love to love you, baby (Love to love you baby) I love to love you, baby (Ahh)🎶 000
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 29/06/2026Feeling especially old after realizing my first album will be 25 years old on the same day the USA turns 250. I flew the @adbusters.bsky.social corporate symbols instead of stars US flag while performing at the release party. I wish I still had one of those. Now more than ever. 011
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 19/06/2026I came close to starting a church around 2016ish and specifically reached out to drag performers to welcome them. It was probably a selfish ploy to up the Sunday church hat game. -Another mission I ultimately couldn't afford, but Christian Socialism is a thing and we need safe space to congregate. 120
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 19/06/2026I would like to publicly thank the afternoon thunderstorms for knocking mowing the lawn off my to-do list tonight. Gratitude. 000
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 17/06/2026I always liked seeing comic Tom Dreeson on @letterman.bsky.social growing up and hearing his rat pack stories and bits. RIP.youtu.beThe Best Of Tom Dreesen | David LettermanYouTube video by Letterman 000
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 15/06/2026To honor America's 250th Trump has BEEN saluting the film Independence Day by actively destroying the Whitehouse, piece by piece. 000
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 15/06/2026Today was my dog's birthday (15!) but they didn't demand half naked violence in the lawn for entertainment. Just cuddles and tasty treats. There were no bribes or weird vibes. Just love. Anyhow, I think you can judge a creature on how they choose to celebrate their existence. 000
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 13/06/2026Oh, yuk. I just realized my interspecies life partner, or dog as many would say, shares Trump's birthday. The canine will be 15. I guess that's 105 in humanity time. And she would still make a better POTUS. For real. She is smarter, and has empathy for humanity. 110
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 13/06/2026The breaking news about Trump buddies Elllisons... Paramount being approved to swallow up Warner... It got me singing one of my own songs tonight. Maybe you will want to sing along with me?youtu.beRegarding the MediaYouTube video by Michael Salamone - Topic 121
