Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 3hAnd if you can't afford an mp3 or FLAC file in these troubled times, consider using one of my songs in a TikTok, Facebook or Instagram post from time to time. My dog and I got groceries today thanks to royalties from people doing that, and it was very appreciated. Thanks for your consideration. 011
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 3hI have a ton. This one was almost called Phil and Molly, because it was inspired by Phil Collins and um... something else. Also, it's @bandcamp.com Friday, so you picking up a track or all ten albums would sure help a fella out.michaelsalamonemusic.bandcamp.comMonkey Astronaut 2: Even More Deep Space Salamonkeys, by Michael Salamone32 track album 233
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 16/09/2026Nor will I be opening for Ed Sheeran. Not that I would have been asked. #FreePalestineyoutu.beMother Pho CurseYouTube video by Michael Salamone - Topic 031
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 07/09/2026youtu.beF*ck YouYouTube video by Michael Salamone 011
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 06/09/2026One of the nice things about not drinking alcohol very much anymore is that a glass of wine with a grilled supper effs a Mothra effer right the eff up. Apologies if I make out with your partners. We will keep it PG-13 out of respect to you. Respect, y'all. 130
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 04/09/2026Shhhhh... You don't have to say anything. Everyone knows you're #1 in our hearts, love. 020
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 04/09/2026Sorry, bub. I am saving my votes for the 31 most worrisome mental health in crisis accounts popularity contest. 141
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 03/09/2026Once I hit my 30s, I had to change my alcohol habits because of this as well. 020
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 25/08/2026I saw Dolly Parton give a concert when I was a kid in the 90s. I didn't yet know what a force for good in the world she was. I knew she was a prolific songwriter, and I thought the show might be cheesy fun. But she was amazing and I became a big fan of her artistry. I hope she's with Carl again. RIP 020
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 20/08/2026Dedicated to the white boomer lady in my neighborhood who refuses to leash her dog, (or pick up its poop) that always tries to attack and bite my leashed dog. Then she tries to make me the bad somehow. Cheers.youtu.beGo Back to Brunch KarenYouTube video by Michael Salamone - Topic 132
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 20/08/2026I know, because I attempted this one myself.youtu.beTemptationYouTube video by Michael Salamone - Topic 010
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 20/08/2026Possibly the best cover ever. Certainly the best New Order cover.youtu.beTemptationYouTube video by Jukebox The Ghost - Topic 231
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 11/08/2026I did a squee noise when I saw you here. A very macho squee noise. It feels weird that there have been two House of El major notion pictures since we last spoke. Unacceptable, truly. 110
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 11/08/2026I just found one of my favorite humans here, @kalvinellis.bsky.social. Hurray! I dedicate this song to him and he knows why. Thanks for everything over the years, good sir. Big love.youtu.beIt Was Nice (featuring Marcela Carmona) by Michael SalamoneYouTube video by Michael Salamone 132
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 09/08/2026This song about holding hands by the lake at sunrise just turned old enough to vote. What a long, strange trip it's been.michaelsalamonemusic.bandcamp.comAll of the Insects, by Michael Salamonefrom the album Broken News 021
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 09/08/2026Saturday Night in Summer Instrumental Vibes.... Be good to yourselves and each other. Be safe and wear your boogie shoes.youtu.beHow I Spent My Summer Ragtime Jamboree NonsenseYouTube video by Michael Salamone - Topic 011
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 07/08/2026Hi, again. It's @bandcamp.com Friday, meaning any purchase there today goes 100% to the artists. I've 8 albums and an EP available with a massive discount on the complete discography. Any support is appreciated and helps so much. Thanks for your consideration. michaelsalamonemusic.bandcamp.com 011
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 06/08/2026Here I come with another shameless plug...youtu.beAll of the InsectsYouTube video by Michael Salamone 131
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 06/08/2026He called my art made entirely in illustrator and photoshop slop so I would be skeptical of his expertise in any subject. 010
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 06/08/2026Uh oh. I am an American who wrote a song about John Constantine.youtu.beConstantineYouTube video by Michael Salamone - Topic 110
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 06/08/2026Thank you. And for the games. You provide the BlueSky version of the old hashtag wars from the old site, also about a decade ago. I miss those. 120
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 06/08/2026This is what I did with the public domain poem Revelation by Aldous Huxley, a decade ago after getting hung up on and then taking liberties with his line, "I taste the Apocalypse on your pretty finger tips."youtu.beHuxley's RevelationYouTube video by Michael Salamone - Topic 133
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 04/08/2026For your consideration, think of me Friday?michaelsalamonemusic.bandcamp.comMichael Salamonebon vivant/raconteur/troubadour/schlubby-mensch he/him/Rev. Dr. @michaelsalamone 010
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 02/08/2026I also reference New Order's Temptation in the bridge of this song...youtu.beWolf At VespersYouTube video by Michael Salamone - Topic 011
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 02/08/2026Mine is not as good, just a piano cover, but a dear friend sings the harmonies, so it was worth buying the rights.youtu.beTemptationYouTube video by Michael Salamone - Topic 112
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 31/07/2026"So, you want to be a supervillain? Well, you've come to the right place. We've got a better retirement plan Than those science dorks at AIM. We own all the media. You'll get premium cable for free. But if you meet Captain America You'll have to shoot him between the eyes for me."youtu.beSo, You Want to Join Hydra?YouTube video by Michael Salamone - Topic 110
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 31/07/2026Walking rails to trails with doggie and came across someone who should be the exception to the rule to never photograph strangers. 70ish fella wearing a Funkadelic Magot Brain tee watching Family Feud on his phone & laughing his ass off. Gotta grab that joy where you can find it. Even in the woods. 021
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 28/07/2026Of course, Jesus says exactly that. Here's my attempt at a Tom Waits style gospel song on the verse he addresses this in.youtu.beMathew 6:5-6YouTube video by Michael Salamone - Topic 010
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 28/07/2026Surprise. I have a song about that...youtu.beMathew 6:5-6YouTube video by Michael Salamone - Topic 022
Reposted by Michael SalamoneMichael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 10/07/2026Besides the one song, you don't hear much about the summer of 69, mostly because their mouths are full. 022
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 26/07/2026The events that inspired this song are now 20 years old and I am officially old.michaelsalamonemusic.bandcamp.comHey! Go On Holliday!, by Michael Salamonefrom the album Broken News 010
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 26/07/2026Insert any of the six Ween studio albums from that decade here. 071
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 21/07/2026denverpost.comDivorcing couple found dead in Summit County murder-suicideDivorcing couple found dead in Summit County murder-suicide 010
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 21/07/2026About 85% of my songs were named something not in the lyrics. Of course, a lot don't have any lyrics either. This one does and was named for an elderly couple I read a tragic story about in the newspaper.youtu.beJames & Ann McNaulYouTube video by Michael Salamone - Topic 120
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 21/07/2026I love that joke, but sort of have a song arguing the opposition, that sometimes a sandwich is merely a sandwich. "No gender rolls from the bakery, let's fill each other up when we're hungry."youtu.beLove and SandwichesYouTube video by Michael Salamone - Topic 010
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 12/07/2026Please allow three to be the magic number...youtu.beMichael Salamone Red or BlueYouTube video by Michael Salamone 030
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 11/07/2026After going down a huge Phil Collins rabbit hole a decade ago, I got in touch with brilliant drummer friend Chad Lenig and asked if he would set up every tom he owned & play on this instrumental track I almost called Phil & Molly.youtu.beZap! Bang! Pow! Revolution!YouTube video by Michael Salamone - Topic 010
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 10/07/2026I am about 95k streams from breaking 1 million streams. So, feel free to leave your favorite streaming service playing my discography on your work computer over the weekend. Thanks. Ha. 021
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 10/07/2026Happy Friday. Remember to stay sceptical.youtu.beRegarding the MediaYouTube video by Michael Salamone - Topic 122
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 10/07/2026Besides the one song, you don't hear much about the summer of 69, mostly because their mouths are full. 022
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 06/07/2026I wish I didn't prefer living alone only because all of my good recipes feed around four servings. An art teacher once told me Georgia O’Keeffe & Alfred Stieglitz lived in next door houses and that has been my dream marriage ever since. I don't want a trad wife. I want a rad wife with her own life. 020
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 06/07/2026Thanks to anyone who has been streaming my new album on Spotify, Deezer, Tidal and Pandora. The songs Constantine and Vasectomy Song seem to be the ones. Probably won't buy me a sandwich or a pharmacy copay, but maybe a coffee I didn't make myself. For that kindness, I thank you. 020
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 06/07/2026Disability or trauma or PTSD or drama, we don't always see the albatross around other people's necks. I know personally that patience and kindness mean the world to me. I hope we can all find it in us to extend those to others. We have no idea, even with friends, what others are suffering. 030
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 06/07/2026Other than climate change, no more pollution regulation and my own aging, I don't know what has changed, but in the last couple of months it has become so much more severe and debilitating. I am not asking for sympathy though. Just awareness. Not every person's pain is worn on the sleeve. 120
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 06/07/2026I don't deserve to pontificate on Disability Awareness Month because mine are of the invisible sort & I spent most of my life masking all of it. One of them involves chronic pain, which started when I was 18, and I self medicated for successfully until going mostly sober around six years ago. 171
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 05/07/2026Maybe my song for Doctor Strange can be a July 4 song then?youtu.beDoctor StrangeYouTube video by Michael Salamone 000
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 05/07/2026Sorry to work blue. I ate a couple of gummies before walking the dog and am officially in goofy dork mode. 010
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 05/07/2026I shot fireworks into a Sky once, but I am pretty sure that was just her stage name. 120
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 05/07/2026Bummer. It linked the whole album instead of just the track. Missed Connections, track #12. Just in case anybody wants to give me a click and a listen. Cheers. 020
Michael Salamone @michaelsalamone.com · 05/07/2026A homie texted a reminder that I actually do have a song that mentions 4th of July. My bad. As was blowing it with the amazing woman this song was about because I hadn't processed enough trauma yet when we intersected.michaelsalamonemusic.bandcamp.comBroken News, by Michael Salamone17 track album 121