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Rooney Tunes

@michaelrooney.bsky.social
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NICU dad to twins. Way too many hats. I root for Chicago sports so I’m usually upset about something.

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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
hawks desperately trying to distract you with guy remembering
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Rooney Tunes @michaelrooney.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Hawks may win, what, 2 games in October?
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Rooney Tunes @michaelrooney.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
15 SOG? God what a chore it is to watch this team.
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Rooney Tunes @michaelrooney.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The pride of Naperville with a shitty turnover. Cant wait for that standing ovation in the home opener
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Rooney Tunes @michaelrooney.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Blackhawks fucking suuuuuck
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Rooney Tunes @michaelrooney.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My kids are not ready for the Mario Kart Massacre coming their way
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Rooney Tunes @michaelrooney.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well once Byram isn’t blocked by a true number one d he’ll really take off
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Sam Fels But Who's Buyin'? @felsgate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It would be better for the Hawks to lose by a touchdown tonight, or in some game soon, so that anyone will notice how rancid things are here and turn the temp up on someone, anyone in the organization. Respectable moonings aren't going to get anyone fired.
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Rooney Tunes @michaelrooney.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nobody could’ve seen this coming unless they watched any game from the last 3 seasons
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Bill Stinkwater @klausbromi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They should just fire Blashill before the home opener, why waste anymore time
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Rooney Tunes @michaelrooney.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
12 million doesn’t buy what it used to
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Sam Fels But Who's Buyin'? @felsgate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They'd just fuck him up too
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Rooney Tunes @michaelrooney.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What an embarrassment of a team
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Sam Fels But Who's Buyin'? @felsgate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Rinzel isn't a NHL player, but man weren't those four games in April '25 sweet?
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Rooney Tunes @michaelrooney.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Rinzel is what this front office thinks Korchinski is
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Rooney Tunes @michaelrooney.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lord almighty the Blackhawks are ass
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Pointless Exercise @pointlessexercise.com · 20/09/2026
Go fuck yourself.
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Rooney Tunes @michaelrooney.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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John Belushi: Shocked and Serious
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Sam Fels But Who's Buyin'? @felsgate.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
As Adam Fels used to say, a good Bear Down morning to everyone, Bear Down.
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Rooney Tunes @michaelrooney.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Dracula Dead & Loving It was in the rotation growing up. I laughed when you referenced it @felsgate.bsky.social
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Rooney Tunes @michaelrooney.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Scooped these up before their official release date. BEARS.
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Rooney Tunes @michaelrooney.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Howay the lads
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Newcastle United Football Club Logo Reveal
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Rooney Tunes @michaelrooney.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I’ve bought tickets to 90% of these. Learned my lesson this year.
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Rooney Tunes @michaelrooney.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Modern baseball is just watching your entire pitching staff throw until their bodies are match sticks. Pray they are somewhat healthy in the fall and do it all again next year.
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Sam Fels But Who's Buyin'? @felsgate.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
As always, a reminder that you can have access to my brain drippings for just $3/month, or $5/ if you want them all! sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io
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Sam Fels But Who's Buying
Hawks, hockey, soccer, baseball, Chicago, some argle bargle, a dash of foofaraw
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Rooney Tunes @michaelrooney.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Love someone like refs love giving Liverpool extra time/penalties
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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
pete
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Mike @85mf.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Pointless Exercise @pointlessexercise.com · 02/08/2026
Take him.
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Pointless Exercise @pointlessexercise.com · 26/07/2026
I think Petecrow might be pretty good.
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Rooney Tunes @michaelrooney.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Dean Winchester's Exasperated Sigh
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Sam Fels But Who's Buyin'? @felsgate.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The final World Cup newsletter. As always, free for everyone. Thanks so much to all of you who joined up for this ride. I hope I provided a little added spice to your viewing experience. Thanks again. sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/lost-in-amer...
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Lost In America - Daily World Cup Newsletter: The Final - Oh Mi Corázon...
And now, we come to the end... Spain 1 - Argentina (after extra time) I, for one, am utterly floored that Argentina--a team with no threat out wide and no threat in behind--couldn't find a way to cr...
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Sam Fels But Who's Buyin'? @felsgate.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Today's free World Cup newsletter, which ended up being War and Peace long, because we had to discuss Brazil, then that England-Mexico game, then Balogun! We're dealing with a lot of shit! Come join in the shit-dealing! sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/lost-in-amer...
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Lost In America - Daily World Cup Newsletter: Day 25 - Now Tell Me Who Are You?
Hawks, hockey, soccer, baseball, Chicago, some argle bargle, a dash of foofaraw
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Sam Fels But Who's Buyin'? @felsgate.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
On the utter drivel being peddled on Madison St. sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/the-west-sid...
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The West Side Hockey Club Would Like You To Help Yourself To Some Tripe
Hawks, hockey, soccer, baseball, Chicago, some argle bargle, a dash of foofaraw
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Rooney Tunes @michaelrooney.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The only aggressive move in Kyle’s ledger (attempting to get Arty and Demidov) was one he didn’t even pull off. 2 years later, the Sharks who have already lapped the Hawks, pull of a move to get a top 10 D and FW. Fucking clown shoes.
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Rooney Tunes @michaelrooney.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Think we got us a draft hat. Maybe what Stenberg will be wearing in 2 weeks? @chgo-blackhawks.bsky.social @jayzawaski.bsky.social @mariotirabassi.bsky.social @gregboysen.bsky.social
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Rooney Tunes @michaelrooney.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Cubs decided to prove Sam right a month early
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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
63 homers. awesome.
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Rooney Tunes @michaelrooney.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Fuck it, I’m buying a Wemby jersey tomorrow
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Rooney Tunes @michaelrooney.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
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Jerry Seinfeld: That's a Shame
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Rooney Tunes @michaelrooney.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
*second
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Parks and Rec: Treat Yo' Self!
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Rooney Tunes @michaelrooney.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
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Rooney Tunes @michaelrooney.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Avalanche
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What It Feels Like Paying PG&E
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Rooney Tunes @michaelrooney.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
In a bold move the Cubs are moving the guy who isn’t hitting into the spot where another guy isn’t hitting. Get hot.
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Rooney Tunes @michaelrooney.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Built a rotation out of injured pitchers. Locked in a lineup of flawed hitters. Signed a manager who clearly wasn’t what was fueling your rival’s successes. Gm who built it all locked in for another 1/2 decade. But other that, looking up.
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Rooney Tunes @michaelrooney.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Cubs can’t lose on my birthday
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Bill Murray - So I Got That Going For Me
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Rooney Tunes @michaelrooney.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
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Major League: Bob Uecker's One Goddamn Hit?
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Rooney Tunes @michaelrooney.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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Michael Ernst @mjernst.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
A new month, a new update to my 2026 NHL Draft Rankings The top 6 remains Some shuffling in the next tier. Wyatt Cullen has been in the 16-24 range for me for a while but his continued growth spurt (now 6'1") makes it easier to project further development. Verhoeff drops below Malte Gustafsson.
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Rooney Tunes @michaelrooney.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Do you ever plan to use your super powers for good @felsgate.bsky.social
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