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Michael F. Meitbual

@michaelmeitbual.bsky.social
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The goddamn paterfamilias of the family Meitbual. Longtime resident of the City of Trees he/him/boy/man/god/shit

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Michael F. Meitbual @michaelmeitbual.bsky.social · 13h
Big Black Furry Creature From Mars!!!!
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Michael F. Meitbual @michaelmeitbual.bsky.social · 15h
Well funny thing he's 1/4 of the band and we're 0/4 so yeah, definitely the right call all things considered. NEWS FLASH THIS IS NOT THE SAME BAND YOU GREW UP WITH, THEY HAVE CHANGED
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Michael F. Meitbual @michaelmeitbual.bsky.social · 15h
Dude it's an objectively terrible movie. I voluntarily left the theater because I didn't want to embarrass my family gesticulating and ranting at the screen after the Force Ex Machina nonsense in the beginning with Leia. I haven't even bothered to read the Wikipedia article to see how it ends.
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Michael F. Meitbual @michaelmeitbual.bsky.social · 15h
It's turned into a litmus test for idiocy.
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Michael F. Meitbual @michaelmeitbual.bsky.social · 17h
This looks like something out of Fallout. Rad.
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Thomas HD @degolierthomas.bsky.social · 19h
Oh my God, Kacey you icon

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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
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I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day.

And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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Michael F. Meitbual @michaelmeitbual.bsky.social · 22h
David Brooks, Nazi enabler.
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Michael F. Meitbual @michaelmeitbual.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Late to the East Coast streams as usual. This Theme from the Bottom is also known as Theme From the Top Notch of Far Fucking Out.
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Michael F. Meitbual @michaelmeitbual.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
wtf I had a dream about this. Except there was no island - there was a sea full of _giant_ nearing-Godzilla-sized tortoises, like they were the islands
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Michael F. Meitbual @michaelmeitbual.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I gotta tell ya, it's honestly weird being an atheist who seems to get more inspiration from the example of Christ than actual fucking Christians. "Love one another" is good shit.
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Michael F. Meitbual @michaelmeitbual.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
K-Smog is what they used to have in Seoul before the Kyoto Protocol was widely adopted.
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Michael F. Meitbual @michaelmeitbual.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Uhhhh I think we may or may not be thinking of the same thing? I'm not sure if you're talking about "fuckin white people, goddammit" or a more... counterculture interpretation.
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Michael F. Meitbual @michaelmeitbual.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is Suki. She's not mine but I'd adopt her in a minute. No one ever taught her to do the "sit pretty" thing. The first time my mom went to take a picture of her, she did it and has ever since. I joke that she shipped with Adorable turned up to 11. She brings me joy.
A 7 year old Yorkie Terrier/Maltese mix "sitting pretty" on top of a blue blanket.
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Michael F. Meitbual @michaelmeitbual.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Also fertile ground for comedy.
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Michael F. Meitbual @michaelmeitbual.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I have the same question but followed by "is wrong with this man's brain?"
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Michael F. Meitbual @michaelmeitbual.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I have a growing collection of them. I have also killed what feels like every Draugr Elite and Hare in the 10th Realm and have zero trophies to show for either.
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Michael F. Meitbual @michaelmeitbual.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That's because computation has no imperfection or it wouldn't be useful. Art is expression. Trying and failing to perfectly express the thing you feel in a way that makes others feel the same (there is no perfect love poem/song) is part of what it means to create art.
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Michael F. Meitbual @michaelmeitbual.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Have you heard of a fella named Sam Bush? I think you may enjoy his work if you're digging these guys.
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Michael F. Meitbual @michaelmeitbual.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Where can I find more please
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i miss smoking
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Michael F. Meitbual @michaelmeitbual.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And Spain! I think it's one of the greatest songs ever written, I can't ever get enough of it.
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Michael F. Meitbual @michaelmeitbual.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Chick is one of my atf musicians and I thought _exact_ same thing.
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Michael F. Meitbual @michaelmeitbual.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's not an art. It's a craft. And like many, I've spent 30 years honing my own but even I can see the writing on the wall here. If dudes wanna be John Henry dying of a heart attack swinging the hammer, they can do that. Personally I don't see any nobility in that.
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Michael F. Meitbual @michaelmeitbual.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"Ya know ya look pretty cool in that skirt... but ya know what would make ya look _really_ cool?"
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Michael F. Meitbual @michaelmeitbual.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
@dijcrap.bsky.social saw this, thought of you.
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Michael F. Meitbual @michaelmeitbual.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh this is easy *says new neek noo noo on the second attempt*
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Michael F. Meitbual @michaelmeitbual.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Trey: I wanna have a giant triumphant note in Harry Hood but also wanna be able to fucking shreeeeeeeed over it" Weird looping pedal (and everyone in the crowd): Fuck yeah buddy, let's do it.
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Michael F. Meitbual @michaelmeitbual.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Whoa what. If my arithmetic is correct, you and I were born in consecutive years.
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Michael F. Meitbual @michaelmeitbual.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I, a straight man who is now in his 40s, read all of the books in a manner that would now be described as "bingeing" in fall 2013. It's a great story! The end where they go through the Capital is kinda psychedelic/surreal and sometimes in a "5 year old describing their dream" frantic vibe.
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Michael F. Meitbual @michaelmeitbual.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The cool kids are all in the vestibule.
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Michael F. Meitbual @michaelmeitbual.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So... not being deaf? I guess? I thought turning 44 made me feel old but goddammit this has me feeling even worse.
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Michael F. Meitbual @michaelmeitbual.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It'd be ironic if I woke up my landlady shouting YES and pumping my fist when The Landlady started. At least I think? Alanis Morissette got me all fucked up on what is and what is not irony.
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Michael F. Meitbual @michaelmeitbual.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Have you ever washed clothes before something important but your dryer was a dick and didn't dry them in time so you had to wear something else? I swear Mike is wearing one of Page's shirts.
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Michael F. Meitbual @michaelmeitbual.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm couch touring and late to the show and seeing stuff like this has me really pumped for Set 2 (I am currently pebbling and marbling)
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Michael F. Meitbual @michaelmeitbual.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm too busy telling their parents to do the same, mostly the dads. They're not reacting well. One of the earliest life lessons I learned - we embarrassed my mom acting like assholes in a store. She dragged us back and made us apologize to the manager.
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Michael F. Meitbual @michaelmeitbual.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Again late to the show, but had the show started with "People have been saying we play Tweezer too much and we decided we don't play it enough and what it's really missing some whistling" I would have been even more pumped than I am now.
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Michael F. Meitbual @michaelmeitbual.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm late to the show and I had a question. Reba did what?
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Michael F. Meitbual @michaelmeitbual.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
FOR SALE: 1 (ONE) SMALL, ARTISTIC, VINTAGE TIT Excellent condition, once suspended from twitch, great buy.
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Michael F. Meitbual @michaelmeitbual.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My man Page been busy but clearly not too busy to eat 3 square meals a day.
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Michael F. Meitbual @michaelmeitbual.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. In what fucking universe is "I had a misapprehension about a person's gender" an rationalization for fucking murder???
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Michael F. Meitbual @michaelmeitbual.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Exact same! Exact I had Hot in Herre by Nelly as my last one. Uncanny.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Anthropic banning “abusive or cruel behavior” toward Claude in its new usage policies is proof to me that tech companies are going to moderate violence against AI before they ever moderate violence against women and minorities
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Michael F. Meitbual @michaelmeitbual.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This lady is STOIC. I'd have some serious stinkface if I was in the middle of my own Frankenstein solo.
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Michael F. Meitbual @michaelmeitbual.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I think I paid like, $220 for my MIPS Giro. $200 off is a steal!
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Michael F. Meitbual @michaelmeitbual.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Michael F. Meitbual @michaelmeitbual.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A friend worked night audit at a hotel. The Little People of America convention had come to town and the hotel realized they had a distinct lack of step stools when the ???th call came to the front desk saying "I need a stool or a ladder to get into my bed!"
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Michael F. Meitbual @michaelmeitbual.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You forgot the "gazing into the distance and questioning every choice that lead her to this moment" bit in your alt text.
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Michael F. Meitbual @michaelmeitbual.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Discover 3? If so I have exact same. Same color even. Me and Bojack have put close to 1300miles behind us since May.
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Michael F. Meitbual @michaelmeitbual.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I think the strongest argument against capital punishment is the risk of executing innocent people. It undermines every argument in favor regarding deterrence and supposed pursuit of justice.
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Tobias Wilson-Bates @phdhurtbrain.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The future of personalized media
Multiple John Malkovich from Being John Malkovich
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