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Michael Kimball

@michaelkimball.bsky.social
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👨‍👩‍👧‍👧🐶🐶. #OKC. Reporter turned happy PR guy. Feed the trolls to me. Always cite your sources. My opinions are facts. (Was @mkimball011 on the old good website.) #sooners 🔴⚪️ #thunderup 🔵🟠 #SLB 🔴⚪️

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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 8h
Completely different skills but reminiscent of the immediate impact that Steven Adams had in his rookie preseason
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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 19h
a DEEP cut
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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 19h
Remember Kyle Weaver?
Kyle Weaver holding a basketball
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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 19h
I think that in honor of the NBA preseason starting and the Thunder's first preseason game last night, it's time to Remember Some (Thunder) Guys™️. Remember Daequan Cook?
Daequan Cook shoots a jumper for the Thunder during a playoff game.
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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 20h
i met a kid who had to do one of these. in the middle of the night some college-age dudes basically kidnapped him in a van while his parents watched, crying and apologizing. at the camp they'd be ordered to like dig a ditch all morning and then fill it back up all afternoon. it was ineffective.
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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 21h
my extremely white, texan grandfather has been a fluent, daily speaker with a peggy hill-ass accent for 70 years and it's pretty funny. but he's easily understood from houston to mexico city, lima and madrid. just learn it and speak it if you can!
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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
OG&E and ONG just on principle
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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a couple of years ago (the "let's play a tight end at QB" game) when i knew we were cooked, i had a kid-related conflict so just chose to be a dad and not stream it on my phone. a friend didn't believe me when i said i didn't watch ... i was like why would i watch that dude
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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
john unfortunately you're about to get force fed many gallons of what you tasted last year and it hurts me too, hurts me real bad
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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
their band and cheerleader uniforms are super ugly
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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"dang but lu is going to -- oh." this will take some getting used to.
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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When I become president, the pho joints will have better napkins.
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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
serious countries like france bring grills on rails to protests because it’s a lifestyle
A grill on rails at a French labor protest
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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@youngweather.bsky.social KFOR in OKC lol
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 01/10/2026
tracing Japanese managers challenging an ump’s call, I’ve watched this 500x
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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Omg!!! Monetize it
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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
static.klipy.com
World's Smallest Violin Meme
Alt: World's Smallest Violin Meme
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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you really hate to see it
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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The situation is “flash sale on football tickets” -level grim in Norman.
Sooners marketing email about a flash sale on football, basketball, volleyball and (fall) softball tickets.
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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
adebayor
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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Do you think we will get more John Mateer sponcon on Instagram this week
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Frank A. Spring @frankaspring.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The bicep-forward handshake from predator meme, with John Mateer and Xerxes son of Darius clasping hands as both are Done in Athens
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Night Of The Living Biffs @b1ffy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh no! Disaster! What a John Mateer!
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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i scrolled just to make sure he's on it and he is, devon dampier is competent john mateer IMO and i wish he had left my lobos for my sooners
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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
put billy in as a wildcat QB, obi wan kenobi, it’s our only hope
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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i scrolled just to make sure he's on it and he is, devon dampier is competent john mateer IMO and i wish he had left my lobos for my sooners
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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it is canon that this space is vacant
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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the entire OU/norman diaspora is stunned by this news
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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I immediately unsubscribed to Michigan emails once we bought those tickets, but that is a fresh unsubscribe. Need to see how persistent they are.
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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
True to a slightly less relentless, but still recurring, degree for emails from Oregon, Texas Tech and Miami.
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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ah, it's a new basketball season. Which means I am getting new emails from the Knicks, despite unsubscribing many times from their emails since I bought tickets to one (1) Knicks game in 2006.
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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
he is my wife's no. 1 tv boyfriend
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
good advertisement for the stupid machine, gimme da stupid machine
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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i feel intentionally left out, or at least subtweeted, since he basically used the state line as a border.
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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i also, as chris nolan intended, watched it on a plane. in my case, on my iphone while i tended to the needs of the 5-year-old i was traveling with.
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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
everything i've ever done inside a college football stadium is political AND religious
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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
having covered the 2006 sooners for the school paper, i maintain people don't give that team enough credit. crazy, successful season. bomar kicked off, wide receiver at QB, AD broke his collarbone and the team had to battle every week. won big 12 anyway. overcame huge deficit against boise.
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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
please stop my family is dying
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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Honorable mention: Shōgun, Arrested Development, Andor, Parks & Rec, Always Sunny, Severance, The Sopranos, Rez Dogs, Jury Duty (S1), The Watchmen.
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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
have you ever explained where the Brewers fandom comes from (so I can read/see there and you don’t have to explain again to some Bluesky schmo) … I can track where the other disparate rooting interests have come from but I must have missed that one and am just curious
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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Definitive.
A factual list, by me, of the top 10 TV shows of the 21st century, listing Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, The Wire, The Americans, The Righteous Gemstones, Slow Horses, Derry Girls, Peaky Blinders, Bluey and Schitt$ Creek.
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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
used to get slaughtered in "battle chess" by my dad's ibm 286
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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
who?
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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
weird al, bro
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Nathan @norm1142.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Man what Landry Jones could do with this defense
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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
fraudulently enrolled in uhhhh having health insurance
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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i do not understand these dudes supporting a turnpike that nobody wants
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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ready in Oklahoma City
an old person in a Benfica shirt
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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In high school when I came on my OU visit, living in desert ABQ, on a beautiful day in October and saw the green trees everywhere and that library, I was like “this is the place.” Imagine my surprise when I came for freshman orientation camp in July.
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Michael Kimball @michaelkimball.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pending a schedule opening for him but that’s nbd, I also had the aforementioned UNscheduled dishwasher replacement so I’m happy to wait for the next cash flow opening anyway
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