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Michael Kanarek

@michaelkanarek.bsky.social
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Journalist turned geologist. Giant nerd. I can probably Simpsons-quote you under the table. | 🏳️‍🌈 | he/him | #BLM

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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Way too revealing
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one, we see a man sitting at a restaurant table. He is sweating. He says "Y-you have beautiful eyes".
The second panel zooms in on the man's face. He says, "I'm sorry. I'm just so nervous."
In panel three we see that a biblically accurate angel is sitting on the other side of the table.
In panel four we zoom in on the angel's face, who says "BE NOT AFRAID".
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Michael Kanarek @michaelkanarek.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Same, though mine shows the influence of having lived up and down the east coast.
My dialect map, showing I talk most like someone from New Jersey, but with hot zones up and down the east coast of the US.
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Rough Draft vs Final Draft
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel, we see two stick figures. Text above them labels one as "book smart" and one as "street smart".
In the second panel we zoom out and see the two stick figures in nature next to a tree. There is a sign pointing out of the panel that says "LIFE".
In the third panel we see the street smart stick figure take the hand of the book smart stick figure. The street smart stick figure says "Come, I will guide you".
In the fourth panel we zoom out again and see the two stick figures walking in the direction of the "LIFE" sign. The book smart street figure looks back at the tree as they are walking and says, "I know a lot of facts about that tree".
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Reflexes
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Michael Kanarek @michaelkanarek.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Drop some ROBOTS
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D'Arcy Carden as Janet Smiling
Alt: D'Arcy Carden as Janet in The Good Place smiling and giving a double thumbs up.
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Michael Kanarek @michaelkanarek.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Not to encourage you to buy even more, but: theyetee.com/products/cos...
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Cosplay Contest by Arigatees Studio
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Job tats
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TarZangief @tarzangief.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"Neutral in the culture war"
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Michael Kanarek @michaelkanarek.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I’m so sorry for your loss.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title is “Cats living together”.
The first panel shows a black cat and orange cat cuddling with their eyes closed. The orange cat says “I love you”. The black cat says “I love you too”.
The second panel zooms in on them. 
The third panel shows the orange cat opening its eyes.
The fourth panel shows the orange cat raising its paw to punch the black cat. It says, “Actually you know what”.
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Michael Kanarek @michaelkanarek.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I guess I’m a monster? Though I did wave at the end of a meeting today, so?
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title for the first two panels reads “dog domestication”.
The first panel shows a wolf running with a pack. The text reads “we changed form, size, personality…”
The second panel shows a chihuahua in a dog bed. The text reads “…lifestyle, instinct, our entire way of being.”
The title for the last two panel reads “cat domestication.”
The third panel shows an image of a cat outside.
The fourth panel shows the exact same cat indoors. The text reads “we went inside.”
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This gets dark. Enjoy.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Transphobes are uniformly trash and we don't need to pretend otherwise. It isn't complicated.
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Michael Kanarek @michaelkanarek.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I just got mine done today. The prep was fine, and the procedure was a breeze. Go get yours if it’s time!
An image from the movie The Land Before Time with the text “If you recognize this movie, it’s about time to schedule that first colonoscopy.”
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Michael Kanarek @michaelkanarek.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
🫂🫂🫂
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Michael Kanarek @michaelkanarek.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
She’s the best. Definitely one of my favorite comedians.
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Michael Kanarek @michaelkanarek.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I’m so sorry for your loss. 🫂
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Michael Kanarek @michaelkanarek.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
👎 But what if it really says “I’m trying my bush”?
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Michael Kanarek @michaelkanarek.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Advertise your BlueSky account with a Simpsons GIF
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Waylon Smithers at the Strip Club
Alt: Waylon Smithers from The Simpsons at a strip club shielding his eyes while two scantily clad women aggressively gyrate at him.
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Chris Fredda 🩷💜💙 @seeyouinnj.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
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Dr Jamie Gallagher @jamiebgall.co.uk · 02/06/2026
It’s Pride 🏳️‍🌈 Spare one repost for a small creator? 🥺 My science and sci fi pins raise money for homeless LGBTQ+ people. Just sent another £800 to @aktcharity.bsky.social bringing total to £47,521 New for Pride 2026: 🌈Scientist🌈 🏳️‍🌈🐥🦜🦅🏳️‍🌈 🌈pronouns🌈 www.jamiebgall.co.uk/shop
Pin badge “scientist” in rainbow motif Two bird pins. A series if birds sitting on a branch. Each bird is the colour of a stripe on the rainbow flag. Pronoun pins with rainbow motif:
She her 
He him 
She they 
He they 
They them An array of pride themed science and sci fi pins.
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Oasis
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Game Changer @gamechanger.dropout.tv · 18/05/2026
🃏 TONIGHT! The season 8 premiere of Game Changer launches on Dropout at 7PM ET / 4PM PT! Featuring host Sam Reich, and players: ♠️ Jeremy Culhane ♠️ Ally Beardsley ♠️ Lou Wilson
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Happy Caturday 🐾🤍
A black fluffy cat with huge round eyes and a curious expression looks directly upward at the viewer against a warm beige background. Above the cat is the text: “Whatever happened, happened. And because it happened, the present moment became exactly what it is. If our present is exactly what it had to be, then I was always going to be here. You were always going to be looking at me. And my tummy was always going to be empty. This was never a coincidence. This was destiny. This is bigger than both of us. Feed me.
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Michael Kanarek @michaelkanarek.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
💛💛
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
A textured illustration with a mostly warm red background and an orange band across the top. In the center sits a black cat with very large glossy eyes, casting a soft shadow behind it. At the top, large white text reads: “EMBRACE YOUR INNER CAT” with the subtitle underneath: “Because humans make everything complicated.” Around the cat, handwritten phrases form a circular flow connected by curved white lines. The phrases read: “Be curious about life,” “Bite with love,” “Enjoy simple things fully,” “Stay playful,” “Be independent, but still affectionate,” “Set boundaries without guilt,” “Seek comfort and warmth,” and “Rest when you need rest.” The illustration has a cozy, playful, and uplifting feeling with warm red, pink, and orange tones throughout.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 10/05/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "this bullshit is a problem for next week me"
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Michael Kanarek @michaelkanarek.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
1. The Last Jedi 2. Return of the Jedi 3. The Force Awakens 4. A New Hope 5. The Empire Strikes Back I said what I said.
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
May the fourth be with you
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Poorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
No!
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Michael Kanarek @michaelkanarek.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Make sure you don’t wet your hair for at least 24 hours after.
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Poorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I am snake.
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Michael Kanarek @michaelkanarek.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Barney from The Simpsons sticking his arm out to a Duff Beer tap, yelling, “Just hook it to my veins!”
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 18/04/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "i'm not gonna waste another second of my life on this bullshit"
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Michael Kanarek @michaelkanarek.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I’ve not bought a sling bag specifically, but I’ve been happy with the bags I’ve bought from Tomtoc. www.tomtoc.com
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tomtoc | Laptop Sleeves & iPad Covers
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Michael Kanarek @michaelkanarek.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
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a woman in a white coat with a blindfold on her eye is standing in a hallway
Alt: Darryl Hannah walks down a hallway while whistling in a scene from “Kill Bill”
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 09/04/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "not today"
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Game Changer @gamechanger.dropout.tv · 06/04/2026
The only way to begin is by beginning. And season 8 is beginning soon... 🃏♠️♦️♣️♥️
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Michael Kanarek @michaelkanarek.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Post a Star Trek gif for First Contact Day.
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a cartoon character says moopsy in front of a tunnel
Alt: The Moopsy waddles down a hallway in Star Trek Lower Decks.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 02/04/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "what in the dairy-free fuck"
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Michael Kanarek @michaelkanarek.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I was going to, but I don’t seem to be able to message you.
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Michael Kanarek @michaelkanarek.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I would like to claim gelatinous cube!
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Poorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Loudly.
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Tara Dublin, Rock Star Author📚❤️‍🔥🤘🏻 @taradublinrocks.com · 31/03/2026
Today is #TransDayOfVisibilty & here’s a message you can share with anybody who can’t grasp that #TransRightsAreHumanRights It’s really not hard at all to be an ally to the communities you weren’t born into 🏳️‍⚧️
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Reflexes
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Michael Kanarek @michaelkanarek.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I’m a sucker for blues, but the Canvas Spa color keeps catching my eye.
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