Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 8hKeep saying it! (Could never be sick of you) 517114
Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 12hGood eppy of HIGNFY tonight. Two returning faves: Larry Wilmore and Rosebud Baker bring the funny, while I bring the handsome. 71018
Reposted by Michael Ian BlackMulti Facet Fables @multifacetfables.bsky.social · 19h"Our collective hatred of Trump is only surpassed by the amount of hatred Trump has for himself. It simply isn’t possible for an actualized human being to be such a needy bitch. Not possible for somebody who has a single iota of belief in themselves to rely so heavily on the approval of others." 2698
Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 20h“The solace I take in all of this is minimal, of course, but a teaspoon of schadenfreude tastes so much better than the shovelfuls of shit we’ve been forced to swallow for the last ten years.” michaelianblack.substack.com/p/losermichaelianblack.substack.comLoserWhile I do not wish to make fun of the demented, I cannot help but notice that our president spent ten minutes or so yesterday whining about not receiving the Nobel Peace Prize. 1225150
Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 21hDebbie and I make funny books about complicated emotions. This is one of my favorites. 1613
Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 22hThe hilarious and pathetic part of Trump whining about the Nobel Peace Prize is that part of him actually kind of thought he might get it. 2034318
Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026"I want Tom Homan held to account for accepting a $50,000 bribe. I want RFK Jr. prosecuted for his sauerkraut farts. I want Elon deported to Mars." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/what-if-we...michaelianblack.substack.comWhat If We Win?The midterms are nearly upon us. 51426
Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026You're a poker guy?!? I'm a poker guy! Let's hang out and play poker not in Atlantic City 61130
Reposted by Michael Ian BlackMATEScast | Fan Account @matescast.bsky.social · 07/10/2026🎉 MATES IS BACK! 🌶️🔥 Deep River Jalapeño Potato Chips hit the snack table — crunchy, salty, with a spicy kick! @michaelianblack.bsky.social and @cavanaghtom.bsky.social dig in… fiery favorite or flavor overload? 👀 Tune in at matescast.com! #Snacks #DeepRivermatescast.comMike and Tom Eat Snacks | MATEScastMichael Ian Black and Tom Cavanagh eat snacks and talk about it! 181
Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 07/10/2026So crazy how the often the same people warning the world about pedophiles turn out to be the pedophiles. And so many of them love Trump!?! 1624751
Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I mean, if we want to look back about how has been more honest in their motives and conduct surrounding this war, which side has been more honest and transparent. Because it ain't the Christians. 71317
Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026If you're unfamiliar with the great Jeff Foxworthy, you might not be a redneck! 220
Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I don't think Jeff would like if you knew you called him bloated. 😩 130
Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026So nobody has EVER made a joke about LA now? Have you ever seen Jeff Foxworthy? 250
Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Great news! Let's have everybody else retreat home from Iran, too. Literally his finest hour as commander-in-chief. 21439
Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Can't a president make a joke anymore? Jeez! 8857
Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"I never thought I wanted this life. I mean, Connecticut for God’s sake? Where the blood is as chilled as the wine? Growing up, I thought Connecticut was for bankers and housewives with pill addictions." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/this-ameri...michaelianblack.substack.comThis American GuttersnipeBlink an eye in these parts and you’re liable to miss peak autumn. 5361
Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026May his memory be a blessing to the demons who will devour him for eternity. 1126524
Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I didn't know this existed and now I'm very excited. 1210
Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It's ok. It's cast from resin. Not a real skull. Though it's based on a real skull. From a real guy. A guy named Todd. 290
Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"Those moralists seem very sure of themselves, don’t they? I’m not knocking them. We all have things about which we’re confident. For example, I know that “MMMBop” is the finest bubblegum pop song of the last 30 years." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/i-could-ki...michaelianblack.substack.comI Could Kill A GuyBut could I eat one? 8591
Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I want to be snarky but these are cool. Nice job! 130
Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Check out "Cats" at the Winter Garden, now and forever. 0140
Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026We're always happy to pick the lowest hanging fruit. It's the most delicious! 1480
Reposted by Michael Ian BlackHIGNFY US @hignfyus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Want More? Our NEW episode with Comedian Dave Foley @davefoley.bsky.social and Political Strategist Ashley Allison @ashleyallison.bsky.social is now available to stream on @cnn.com. Go! 2352
Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"My left arm is now in Braille. My right is a miasma of dried skin, scabs, and a series of bumps that perfectly mimic the topography of the Himalayan Mountain range." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/i-am-a-rashmichaelianblack.substack.comI Am a RashI caved. 4360
Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Have the Dems established an office to track corruption and crimes in the Trump administration? Seems like they should be advertising NOW to remind us of every nickel these crooks have stolen from the American people, and to warn them what's in store. 1919324
Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026How did the government fuck up killing somebody? It's what they do best. 2322213
Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"Yes, the moment demands urgency. But the moment has demanded urgency for a decade now.” michaelianblack.substack.com/p/this-donut...michaelianblack.substack.comThis Donut Is Making Me ANGRYMy name is Michael and I’m addicted to outrage. 6402
Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 01/10/2026An unshaven Michael Ian Black hosts the podcast extension of the Have I Got News For You cinematic universe. Every Wednesday (not unshaven every Wednesday). www.youtube.com/watch?v=4k-f...youtube.com2026 Midterm Elections! Jack Smith Vs. Senate! Taxpayer Funded Trump Ads? | VODCASTYouTube video by Have I Got News For You US 2462
Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026And this: "You. You. You are alive. You still have to bring two forms of ID." 2410
Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"Who are we? Once we were called the spirit of the mountain. Father sun, mother moon. Then the post office. Then the county clerk. Then gods, demons, angels, the IRS. Then leptons, quarks, a chat window with a .gov at the end. The letterhead changes. We do not change." 5534
Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“I have to go. I have a meeting. It’s nothing.” “What kind of meeting?” “Wow. You’re really going to drag this out of me. Quentin wants to have lunch.” michaelianblack.substack.com/p/if-youre-v...michaelianblack.substack.comIf You’re Very LuckyWhere we’re going, there is only light. 5907
Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026He's signing a document to rename words that are just words in the language? 3618923
Reposted by Michael Ian BlackMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Captain Iran. 3113445422
Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I realized that, as much as I love New York and Rome and Savannah and so many others, I am now the subject of John Denver’s ode to rural life; I am a country boy. The inside variety. michaelianblack.substack.com/p/i-have-bee...michaelianblack.substack.comI Have Been Poisoned!The rain, she falls. 4490
Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I think my new excuse for anything I don't want to will be to decline by saying, "I don't want to." 262175
