michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 17/09/2026not if youre listening to the K&D sessions: Kommuting & Driving 1120
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 10/09/2026his bitcoin is also on the server. a true prisoner's dilemma 0372
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 08/09/2026they should hire me for $1M a year and I will fix their problems (unplug computer) 1992
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 06/09/2026saw them in Phoenix and one band member threw a box fan at another. (2% chance this is a fabricated memory) 120
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 19/07/2026www.discogs.com/release/3050...discogs.comtrickpony - Pillow TalkView credits, reviews, tracks and shop for the 2024 Vinyl release of "Pillow Talk" on Discogs. 010
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 13/07/2026based on ur other post, i submit 2 u: moltenmoods.bandcamp.com/album/cg02-c... djplead.bandcamp.com/album/please disquesdelaspirale.bandcamp.com/album/iimoltenmoods.bandcamp.comCG02 Carl Gari, by Carl Gari14 track album 030
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 30/05/2026we can only infer that he was drinking a lot of Jaeger at the time which would explain the decision making 110
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 28/05/2026nature is he̵̯̳͝ā̸̈́̐ͅļ̶͕͙̈́̾͘̕͝i̸̧͇̗̟͎̮͌͜ň̸̳̝̈́̀̈̂̆̒̀̆ͅg̷̡̨̪̟̬̫̖̖̬͖̠̬̖͂͛͌̈́̈́̓̏͆̽̏̀͝ 020
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 22/05/2026god gives his most kafkaesque battles to his strongest keyboard warriors 🫡 021
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 06/05/2026is there a joker you're refusing to use out of spite? the collection at 99% would be driving me crazy 210
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 25/04/2026this message goes out to Megan thee stallion and Megan thee stallion only: not only do I want that. I need that. 010
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 04/04/2026geno:media.tenor.coma group of people on an airplane with the words i wanna shake your handAlt: old man walking down a plane aisle with the text "i wanna shake your hand" 021
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 04/04/2026* trash ** arguably a movie *** if you want to watch it, you'll enjoy it **** I think you should watch it ***** I would watch it again right now 060
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 04/04/2026* trash ** arguably a movie *** if you want to watch it, you'll enjoy it **** I think you should watch it ***** I would watch it again right now 010
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 03/04/2026media.tenor.coma man wearing glasses and a scarf is looking at something .Alt: Jay z wearing glasses and a scarf is looking at something while bobbing similar to this bird 020
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 28/03/2026i relish the power trip of crossing it via signal-less crosswalks. ...mostly because i know one day someone will hit me so i gotta take the wins while i can 020
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 28/03/2026becoming one of the "now playing" vinyl posters it would seem matryoshka - blasé saint deep, layered, yet airy 020
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 27/03/2026I saw a trash post yesterday that a company pivoted 3 times in 72 hours. First of all, no you didn't. Secondly, why would you tout that? It means you don't have any clue what you're doing or what you should be doing. Naturally the comments were supportive (aka ai botted) 110
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Not sure why I latched onto it but to this day i yearn to drive my jetta vr6 to break up a wedding www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW7e...youtube.comRetro Volkswagen Jetta VR6 Car Commercial 2001 The Graduate ParodyYouTube video by Retro Shtuff 010
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 17/02/2026you remember airbud? when they updated the rules to say that a dog couldn't play basketball, they turned the golden retriever into klay thompson 0353
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 10/01/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYGF...youtube.comcar culture - coping mechanism dub [Everyday]YouTube video by Wiggly Air 020
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 10/01/2026you may not believe it but even This can get better: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4My...youtube.comBlind (Frankie Knuckles Remix)YouTube video by Hercules & Love Affair - Topic 010
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 08/01/2026if we could just get them to roll everything back to ow1 in a permanent special mode that would be pretty chill 030
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 07/01/2026"I want to help humanity" *sees tax bill* "Not like that!" 0141
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 03/01/2026TRUMP: "I've seen enough of this. Give the order." [RUBIO types "Grok, show me maduro in a microbikini"] 0132
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 22/12/2025hi nik i think it is very important for you to know this would personally affect me by removing the stop that is at the end of my block and i would have to walk *slightly* further in the other direction to get to a stop and i think this rocks 020
