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@michaeli.bsky.social
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possibly one of the top 62 michaels on bsky "no marketable skills" -my dad

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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Cartoon character Doug funny wearing shoes that are bigger than his head
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
text messages reading: "trip hop tonite :eyes:?", "trip hop tonight queen??", and "trip hop tonite :eyes"
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
becoming one of the "now playing" vinyl posters it would seem matryoshka - blasé saint deep, layered, yet airy
Turntable with record sleeve behind it
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
news article "Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Banger" with grimes' face placed over the normal white man from the clickhole article
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Charles McGill of Better Call Saul yelling
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
the original post with a subsequent post beneath it of agent cooper from twin peaks looking peacefully incapacitated
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
an all-time "what are the odds" balatro run for me. 3x polychrome madness at 12.5x with a holograph brainstorm and polychrome throwback added in for good measure
balatro screenshot of jokers detailed in postgame over screen of balatro with a best hand of 3,913,154,296 points
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
In the style of an Neon Genesis Evangelion title card: "Yes. I bought your Colgate toothpaste, the one with tartar control. AND IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!"
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
hard to wake up today so Rising Son seems appropriate #NowSpinning
Takuya Kurora - Rising Son on a turbtable
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Tweet from @mikefinger: Kevin Durant, in patriotism, and playing for Team USA:
"A lot of bullshit happens in our country. But a lot of great things happen, too."
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
almost done with balatro. just gonna need a couple hundred more hours to get completionist++
Steam achievement for Completionist+ unlocked today
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Man in disbelief on a cell phone saying "we're fucking poor now"
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
We out here smoking that jumbo buffoon pack with balatro jokers
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
album art for boards of canada's album geogaddi
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
"Biologically I'm 30 years old" says multi-millionaire Bryan Johnson
Olmec, a talking stone head, from Legends of the Hidden Temple
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Lawyer Barry Zuckercorn from Arrested Development holding a printed picture and saying "those are balls"
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Me in my echo chamber
A crab using a dual screen computer desktop with a beer and cigarette on the desk
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
KD's legacy tweets
Tweet from Jake mcgrady: drank 4.5 cups of coffee in 2 hrs.
Reply from kd: that's not enough. Legacy points deductedTweet from Maggie hendricks: um, I emptied the dishwasher
Reply from kd: great leadership Maggie. U made everybody in the house better today which adds to your legacy.
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 06/08/2024
hwat the fuk
extreme close up of the woman from the original post
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 27/07/2024
Edited photo of Kamala Harris holding a vinyl copy of Boards of Canada's album Geogaddi
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 20/07/2024
#NowSpinning 🎧 dj metatron - loops of infinity (APW-3)
A vinyl record playing on a turntable with record sleeves in the background
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 01/06/2024
Bernie Sanders facing the camera with the following text super imposed over the image: "I am once again asking myself which color of ortofon is right for me"
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 21/05/2024
post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn't nirvana or pearl jam or soundgarden or alice in chains
Music has the Right to Children by Boards of Canada
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 19/05/2024
me when I listen to iglooghost
Rhys Nicholson on rupaul's drag race down under saying "there's a manic-ness to you that absolutely fucking terrifies me and... I love it"
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 19/05/2024
I got some pb smores to try for the first time and it's pretty good but it can't touch phish food
Pint of Ben and Jerry's PB S'more flavored ice cream. The stick image has an unrealistic amount of peanut butter ice cream, sadly
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 10/05/2024
it can also be done with coconut milk and, I think, virtually anything with protein though the more the better. Here's a paper plane I clarified with soy milk recently
A cocktail glass filled with a nearly clear beverage and large rock of ice
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 18/03/2024
me when coworkers from other states ask me what i do during the summer:
Slippy Toad in Star Fox 64 saying "This baby can take temperatures up to 9000 degrees"
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 24/12/2023
Paul McCartney asking the three other Beatles if they can try his sing about simply having a wonderful Christmastime. All Beatles say no, Lennon says fuck no. Paul says he needs to break up the Beatles
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
Now spinning James Carroll Kirby - Tuscany
A turntable with a record on it. The sleeve for John Carol Kirby's "Tuscany" stands behind the turntable
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
i fully expect to log on one day and be public enemy #1 despite not posting
50 cent looking confused and saying "i'm like what he say fuck me for?"
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
inside you there are two wolves
an excited man asking "are we doing a budgie smuggler mullet party?"a tired woman saying "all i wanna do is eat my chicken noodles in bed"
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 24/08/2023
hopefully these are good. only time will tell
a batch of fresh-baked blackberry orange scones
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
News article titled "Pizza Hut’s Pie Tops II sneakers can order a pizza and pause your TV". The article includes an image of red hightop sneakers which each have a pizza hut logo button on the tongue of the shoe.
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 28/07/2023
George Costanza looking bothered as he says "I gotta focus. I'm shifting into emotionally unavailable mode."
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
Your Uber is here
Pokémon Wooper riding a single roller skate
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
I believe in the raw power of your raw kenergy to help you overcome
Sexy FBI agent Fox Mulder staring into the abyss (off screen) with subtitles that read "[Believing Intensifies]"
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
the existence of scrub mommy and scrub daddy implies potential scrub babies which in turn suggests an entire scrubciety. do you think they could be posting on scrubsky right now??
a scrub mommy and scrub daddy sponge. mommy is pink because the scrubciety ascribes to american 1950 era gender norms. however scrub daddy is yellow like the sun because of how much abrasive dish soap he has absorbed through his work. the scrub children are not pictured but they are surely traumatized for a variety of reasons which you would be able to see in their cold, dead eyes.
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
Pikachu consoling a sad caterpie by patting it on the back
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
breakfast is served. this completes this morning's live skeeting of some rando making breakfast tyvm
A buttermilk biscuit cut in half with melted cheese and a fried egg sandwiched inside next to a glazed purple mug
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
bfast 4 bsky almost ready
A kitchen counter and stove range. In the counter is a mug with a coffee pour over on top. On the range is a small pan with one egg frying and a dozen biscuits cooling
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
good morning bsky! biscuits should be ready in about 15 min
A pan of unbaked buttermilk biscuits
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 16/07/2023
This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-used urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.
An abandoned village with multiple two-story buildings completely overgrown with lush, green vines
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 15/07/2023
it's ok. once you accept it, you can transcend. join us
Aqua Teen Hunger Force character Master Shake, a large anthropomorphic milkshake, telling Meatwad, a wad of meat, that he is "30 or 40 years old and I do not need this"
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 14/07/2023
and...?
Nintendo's Mario looking disappointed holding out his empty hands
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
these comments are some of the most endearing writings on the internet
Youtube comment by @quickst1cks on the artist Soul Capsule's song Lady Science (NYC Sunrise) which reads: after three straight nights of going out and partying, taking pills, not sleeping the whole time, etc me and my two mates were sitting in the car in a quiet street while the sun rose. It was raining slightly too. i put this song on and we were all sitting in silence having the most nostalgic feelings. the vocal sample 'let it go' was really effecting me emotionally/ So much suppressed pain over a relationship breakdown, and how ive been trying to distract myself from the pain. powerful music
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
i am in HEAT (jersey)
Miami HEAT player Dwyane Wade
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
#nba u wild for this one
NBA in-season tournament groups of teams 1 through 5 arranged in pentagramsNBA commissioner Adam Silver with a quote "get ready to hail Satan buddy"
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
Al Pacino in the movie Heat about to say "she's got a great ass and you've got your head a the way up it"
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
Sadly this will be one of my lasting memories
A draft of a text message reading "FYI my card woes continue and the Amazon order from last night got put on your". The auto suggested word "ricotta dick" is circled in red.
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michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
quote skeet with a game that's nostalgic for you
Box art of the video game Rez for Playstation 2
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