michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 28/03/2026becoming one of the "now playing" vinyl posters it would seem matryoshka - blasé saint deep, layered, yet airy 020
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 03/12/2025an all-time "what are the odds" balatro run for me. 3x polychrome madness at 12.5x with a holograph brainstorm and polychrome throwback added in for good measure 010
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 09/08/2025hard to wake up today so Rising Son seems appropriate #NowSpinning 060
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 25/05/2025almost done with balatro. just gonna need a couple hundred more hours to get completionist++ 000
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 03/01/2025"Biologically I'm 30 years old" says multi-millionaire Bryan Johnson 090
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 21/05/2024post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn't nirvana or pearl jam or soundgarden or alice in chains 1191
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 19/05/2024I got some pb smores to try for the first time and it's pretty good but it can't touch phish food 010
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 10/05/2024it can also be done with coconut milk and, I think, virtually anything with protein though the more the better. Here's a paper plane I clarified with soy milk recently 140
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 18/03/2024me when coworkers from other states ask me what i do during the summer: 160
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 20/09/2023i fully expect to log on one day and be public enemy #1 despite not posting 010
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 25/07/2023I believe in the raw power of your raw kenergy to help you overcome 130
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 25/07/2023the existence of scrub mommy and scrub daddy implies potential scrub babies which in turn suggests an entire scrubciety. do you think they could be posting on scrubsky right now?? 110
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 22/07/2023breakfast is served. this completes this morning's live skeeting of some rando making breakfast tyvm 010
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 22/07/2023good morning bsky! biscuits should be ready in about 15 min 010
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 16/07/2023This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-used urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities. 010
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 15/07/2023it's ok. once you accept it, you can transcend. join us 020
michael @michaeli.bsky.social · 12/07/2023these comments are some of the most endearing writings on the internet 190