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Michael Gibbs

@michaelgibbs.bsky.social
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Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
As a teen, whenever I made a sex joke, my mum would say "you find that funny because you're 15" or however old I was. Anyway, I've remembered walking down an alley which cut off the "PEA" from a sign for the clothes shop Peacocks and it's still just as funny. 23 in a fortnight.
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ryan @cybreco.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
they made an ai game where you can talk to the patients but forgot to add in prompt safety controls
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Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Larry the Nuke. He's a fictional character I've created just now who is a sentient nuke large enough to wipe out all of the United States and his name is Larry. Don't worry, he yearns for death, he won't die in vain.
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Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Just finished a fishing themed parody of Sound and Vision (entitled Because I'm Fishing) if you're wondering how the unemployed life is treating me.
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Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
I've had the first half of the joke for ages, I came up with the second part today - it's the perfect cherry on top.
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Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Bouncer asked me if I'd brought my id, but I only had my ego - and even then, I had to leave that at the door.
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Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Can agree with that - do forgive me, I'm a bit drunk currently. They're both great, but a bit of diversity for any leadership contest would be more than welcome.
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Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Also, obviously not a white woman, but I'm half way there at least (thank God or whomever for my lack of melanin? I guess?!).
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Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Obviously, as someone from the other side of the pond, I have no say in your elections, but that's a pairing I'd happily vote for if I could.
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Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
What do a classical composer with writer's block and someone with constipation have in common? They both struggle with their movements. Thank you, thank you, I also do weddings and bar mitzvahs.
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Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
FYI, my second album of mashups, Plunderlust: Volume 2, will be out before the end of the month. Don't have a set date yet, but it's incredibly close to being finished. Watch this space, and in the meantime, if you haven't, check out Plunderlust: Volume 1! plunderlust.bandcamp.com/album/plunde...
plunderlust.bandcamp.com
Plunderlust: Volume 1, by Plunderlust
11 track album
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Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Cheers Google AI, that information'll really help with the Billy Bragg mashup I'm doing.
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Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe there's no genetic link and she developed the symptoms independently. Either way, I've been practicing medicine for over twenty five years, and I've never heard of this condition you call "Maybelline".
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Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Nice to see you in my neck of the woods! Might have reccomended The Golden Ball to you before, but it's wonderful, especially on Sundays when there's a folk night on. It's only a minute or so out of the city centre, but it may as well be another world.
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Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
It's not the fact she's married, about my mum's age, or any of the other extenuating circumstances. No, I wholeheartedly believe it's the fact that I use pre-grated parmesan that means I'll never be able to win the affections of Angela Hartnett.
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Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Overheard a mother in a charity shop rhetorically asking her pleading kid "what are you going to do with six polar bears?", to which I would answer "anything you can't do with five".
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Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
(to the theme for Chucklevision): Sigma mindset, sigma sigma mindset.
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Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
You listen to a song like Family Business, and all you can think is "why the fuck does he have to be a Nazi?".
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Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Lovely stuff, enjoy - all I've got planned for tomorrow is a haircut.
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Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Loch Ness monster spotted in York.
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Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
We have indeed. A common enough name, worth a shot - hope you're having a good time!
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Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
(assuming it's the same one!)
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Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Nice to see you in the local of my folks' neck of the woods!
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Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Googling "sleep tight meaning from a girl", followed by "is sleep tight flirty", followed by "is my mum flirting with me", followed by "what's an oedipal complex" in quick succession to really freak out whatever intelligence agency is looking at my search history.
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Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Only just seen this (I really must use this site more), surprised I didn't catch it at work! There was a horse running the other day called "The Graveyard Bookie", I quipped to a customer "otherwise known as me on late shift". Absolutely nothing, no pleasing some people.
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Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Every time I see that Duracell advert on Youtube where the Duracell Bunny is working out at the gym and sees a TV saying "breaking news!", I like to imagine it finishes by saying "Duracell Bunny outed as a nonce!" and he gets hounded by TV reporters, but alas it never does.
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Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Just brought my phone into a repair shop to get the screen fixed and on the receipt while they got my first name right, the cheeky buggers put down my last name as "Myers".
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Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Has the inventor of the concept of the meal deal ever been offered a knighthood or a damehood or a similar gong, and if not why?
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Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
The signs were there. bsky.app/profile/mich...
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Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
No, *you're* so much of a nerd you're listening to almost all of the BBC's output about the Shipping Forecast to celebrate its centenary.
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Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Could also add "People with "Mac user" in their bio" into this. There's a whole graph to be made.
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Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
In an age of division, we've got to find common ground.
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Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
In which we wish our friend who looks a little like Sophie Ellis-Bextor a happy new year.
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Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
More like Auld Langer Syne, haha, only joking. Happy new year folks, here's hoping 1987 is better than 1985.
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Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Me and the boys ringing in the new year at the Castleford Jobcentre.
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Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
In that case, a cursory glimpse at my profile is all you need.
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Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Again, I am not doing as much as I could to beat the allegations that my taste in women is women who look like me.
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Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Being forcibly restrained by my friends as I cry out "YOU DON'T GET IT, I CAN FIX HER" about the lady in the Scientology Instagram story ad. Corinne, baby, call me as soon as you get out of that cult, we could start a new life together.
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Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Just found out that not only did he suffer having to live and work in Hull for most of his adult life, but Philip Larkin grew up in Coventry. No wonder his poetry is the way it is.
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Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Got the day off on New Year's Eve, your boy is going to do so much end of year reflecting it's going to start to hurt babbbyyyyyyy.
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Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Finally, that's one way to tell them you want to break up.
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Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
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Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Ran into a celebrity lookalike. Video attached in the tweet (do we still call them that here?) below for the uninitiated.
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Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Thread of a few things I found while Christmas shopping. First up, the perfect gift for your therapist/dominatrix/delete as appropriate. Either way, you're getting whipped into shape with some CBT.
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Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
This is what she wrote Like a Prayer about.
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Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Train booked, railcard renewed - on Christmas Eve your boy is officially heading back down south for the holidays.
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Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Not going to say how much is in my bank account after going out last night, but the words "good fucking lord" left my lips after checking.
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Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Some of them came really easily to me, but I had to think about others - the ones to do with other people tended to be the thinkers. Like a test, I'd recommend coming back to the ones you struggle with at the end.
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Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Let's call the whole thing off.
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Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Portland, Plymouth, Bsky, Trafalgar.
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