Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 09/04/2025As a teen, whenever I made a sex joke, my mum would say "you find that funny because you're 15" or however old I was. Anyway, I've remembered walking down an alley which cut off the "PEA" from a sign for the clothes shop Peacocks and it's still just as funny. 23 in a fortnight. 030
Reposted by Michael Gibbsryan @cybreco.bsky.social · 12/03/2025they made an ai game where you can talk to the patients but forgot to add in prompt safety controls 17799082850
Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Larry the Nuke. He's a fictional character I've created just now who is a sentient nuke large enough to wipe out all of the United States and his name is Larry. Don't worry, he yearns for death, he won't die in vain. 030
Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Just finished a fishing themed parody of Sound and Vision (entitled Because I'm Fishing) if you're wondering how the unemployed life is treating me. 020
Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Bouncer asked me if I'd brought my id, but I only had my ego - and even then, I had to leave that at the door. 131
Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 12/03/2025What do a classical composer with writer's block and someone with constipation have in common? They both struggle with their movements. Thank you, thank you, I also do weddings and bar mitzvahs. 020
Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 09/03/2025FYI, my second album of mashups, Plunderlust: Volume 2, will be out before the end of the month. Don't have a set date yet, but it's incredibly close to being finished. Watch this space, and in the meantime, if you haven't, check out Plunderlust: Volume 1! plunderlust.bandcamp.com/album/plunde...plunderlust.bandcamp.comPlunderlust: Volume 1, by Plunderlust11 track album 040
Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Cheers Google AI, that information'll really help with the Billy Bragg mashup I'm doing. 020
Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Maybe she's born with it. Maybe there's no genetic link and she developed the symptoms independently. Either way, I've been practicing medicine for over twenty five years, and I've never heard of this condition you call "Maybelline". 010
Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 07/03/2025It's not the fact she's married, about my mum's age, or any of the other extenuating circumstances. No, I wholeheartedly believe it's the fact that I use pre-grated parmesan that means I'll never be able to win the affections of Angela Hartnett. 010
Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Overheard a mother in a charity shop rhetorically asking her pleading kid "what are you going to do with six polar bears?", to which I would answer "anything you can't do with five". 010
Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 04/03/2025(to the theme for Chucklevision): Sigma mindset, sigma sigma mindset. 010
Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 02/03/2025You listen to a song like Family Business, and all you can think is "why the fuck does he have to be a Nazi?". 000
Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Every time I see that Duracell advert on Youtube where the Duracell Bunny is working out at the gym and sees a TV saying "breaking news!", I like to imagine it finishes by saying "Duracell Bunny outed as a nonce!" and he gets hounded by TV reporters, but alas it never does. 010
Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 04/01/2025Just brought my phone into a repair shop to get the screen fixed and on the receipt while they got my first name right, the cheeky buggers put down my last name as "Myers". 000
Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 02/01/2025Has the inventor of the concept of the meal deal ever been offered a knighthood or a damehood or a similar gong, and if not why? 010
Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 01/01/2025No, *you're* so much of a nerd you're listening to almost all of the BBC's output about the Shipping Forecast to celebrate its centenary. 100
Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 01/01/2025In an age of division, we've got to find common ground. 100
Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 01/01/2025In which we wish our friend who looks a little like Sophie Ellis-Bextor a happy new year. 000
Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 31/12/2024More like Auld Langer Syne, haha, only joking. Happy new year folks, here's hoping 1987 is better than 1985. 000
Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 31/12/2024Me and the boys ringing in the new year at the Castleford Jobcentre. 000
Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 31/12/2024Being forcibly restrained by my friends as I cry out "YOU DON'T GET IT, I CAN FIX HER" about the lady in the Scientology Instagram story ad. Corinne, baby, call me as soon as you get out of that cult, we could start a new life together. 110
Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 31/12/2024Just found out that not only did he suffer having to live and work in Hull for most of his adult life, but Philip Larkin grew up in Coventry. No wonder his poetry is the way it is. 020
Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 30/12/2024Got the day off on New Year's Eve, your boy is going to do so much end of year reflecting it's going to start to hurt babbbyyyyyyy. 010
Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Thread of a few things I found while Christmas shopping. First up, the perfect gift for your therapist/dominatrix/delete as appropriate. Either way, you're getting whipped into shape with some CBT. 100
Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Train booked, railcard renewed - on Christmas Eve your boy is officially heading back down south for the holidays. 010
Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Not going to say how much is in my bank account after going out last night, but the words "good fucking lord" left my lips after checking. 010
Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 02/12/2024If you're wondering how it's been going on the other site, yesterday I came across a woman who's been relentlessly harassed over the past few days for celebrating getting her PhD, because some fuckers don't personally care, or can be bothered to care, about what she got her PhD in. 100
Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Look, I know it's not exactly popular, but you guys are really missing a treat by not staying on X, the everything app. 020
Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 15/11/2024I'm always one of the last to leave a party, so while I am putting myself out here now, I'm still easier to be found on the binfire site until I have to pay for it or it gets banned by the UK. 020
Reposted by Michael GibbsGillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 30/09/2023I know "history is watching" is a bad cliche but I really do think future generations are going to look back at the current anti-trans panic and ask "what the fuck was that" 2238036
Reposted by Michael GibbsJill Krajewski @jillkrajewski.bsky.social · 29/09/2023cats are joy division and dogs are new order 25734193
Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2023Hey all, I'm new here and looking for friends. Feel free to hit me up if you're into any of the following: Music: The Beatles, Jon Hopkins, The Blue Nile, The Sundays, Alvvays, Lande Hekt, Brian Eno, Sampha, GAS, The Field, Sigur Rós, Radiohead, dream pop, shoegaze, old school chillout, ambient. 341
Reposted by Michael Gibbswint @dril.bsky.social · 22/08/2023justin truedou get brexit done you lousy some of a bitch 202771382
Michael Gibbs @michaelgibbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2023Well, for the first time my full name with no underscores or punctuation or numbers or any of that crap wasn't taken as a username - so that's a plus. Time to get following people I followed on the website formerly known as Twitter I guess. 040