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Michael Cook

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Me: Liberal. Likes: Democracy, Dallas Cowboys, Boston Celtics, Boston Bruins, San Jose Sharks, Beatles, Bangles, R.E.M., Natalie Merchant The Beatles came to America in February 1964. I was born 9 months later. Obviously, Paul McCartney is my real dad

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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Just so we’re all on the same page, the past tense of cast is…..cast. Casted is not a word. It looks like a word, but it is, in fact, not a word.
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
I feel bad for all the Toronto Rangers fans impacted by this gambling scandal #gambling #nba #fbi
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Oh shit, they’re onto us! Who squealed?!!
FOX News bullshit chyron, “Inside an Antifa Safehouse”
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
God: Hold on, I can’t think about childhood hunger at the moment, I’m trying to put this guy into position to win the football game…
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Joe Flacco…Shane Falco. Flacco, Falco Falco, Flacco #TNF #Bengals #NFL
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Sunset over the Pacific Ocean at Half Moon Bay, CA
Sunset over the Pacific Ocean at Half Moon Bay, CA
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Great view of tonight’s Sharks-Knights game! #NHL #SJSharks
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
The Pacific Ocean at Roosevelt Beach, Half Moon Bay, CA
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Relaxing by the Pacific and getting terribly pissed off reading John Grisham and Jim McCloskey’s ‘Framed’. I might just go jump in with the Great Whites. Might be more civil down there….
A view of the Pacific Ocean at Roosevelt Beach, Half Moon Bay, CA
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Three more days of work and then…..vacation! I’ve got 2 San Jose Sharks games 3 Books (My Boss is a Moron, Framed by John Grisham and Network Effect by Martha Wells) and a beach with my name on it (ok, not literally). If anybody needs me, leave a message with Aquaman….
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
@ringostarrmusic.bsky.social Going too see one of these gentlemen tonight…
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
There will never be a cooler name than Puka Nacua. It works for an athlete. It would work as one of Scout’s neighbors in ‘To Kill a Mockingbird’ Works as Jedi Puka Nacua Works as a planet destroyed by the Death Star, “Puka Nacua was there, but is there no more!” #nfl #larams
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
They say your first thought is usually your best thought….
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
They say your first thought is usually your best thought….
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
They say your first thought is usually your best thought….
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I have been a Dallas Cowboys fan for 54 years and I have never hated being a Dallas Cowboys fan as much as I do today. @dallas--cowboys.bsky.social
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I’m a little upset now that it took Travis Kelce this long to propose. If nothing else, the world needed to see the reaction videos from Swifties. The wholesomeness is inspiring #TaylorsWedding
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Seen today
Woman standing on the corner in Folsom, CA with a sign that reads, “Is it fascism yet?”
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Just a boy, standing in front of the @nba asking them to start selling their summer league jerseys
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Looking forward to Trump appointing a moon landing denier as Director of NASA
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
In my seat, ready to watch Superman 3D because Dean Cain said it was too woke
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
It’s right here where you can see his soul leave his body
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
The soon-to-be normal in sports
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Damn- Watching the 1st pick of the NHL Draft and now I have tears in my eyes. Hug your Mom, if you’re lucky enough to be able to. #NHLDraft
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
An elderly man just walked down the bread aisle and asked, simply- “Honey?”, to which I instantly replied, “Yes, Dear?” and…..nothing. This might be the greatest disappointment of my life
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I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Hey yall. I’m looking raise funds to send my son to this elite football camp in July. He’s going to Minnesota to perform at a showcase in the US Bank stadium where the Vikings play! I really need help with lodging, airfare and the registration. I am fundraising w/popcorn and other snacks, a gofundme
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Sonia Citron and Paige Bueckers are *battling* #WNBA
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Just saw Mission Impossible- The Final Reckoning. I’ve seen every installment of M:I in the theaters since it began in 1996 and on my way back, my iPhone decided to play- Through the Years by Kenny Rogers & The Long Goodbye by Bruce Springsteen Oddly perfect.
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Hey @democrats.org I’m a 60yo, straight, white voter- basically, Republicans wet dream- but, I’m a Democrat. But, I won’t be if you throw trans people under the bus. We, the people…Justice for all…there’s no asterisk there. All means all.
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
As I wrapped up my own private tour of Donner Lake/Donner Summit, I became keenly aware that at the same point I was saying, “This is so cool, this bit of history is almost 180 years old”, someone in Europe was saying, “This Church here was built with the bones of a recently deceased Brontosaurus..”
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
The Memorial at the site of the Murphy Cabin of the ill-fated Donner Party
The Memorial at the site of the Murphy Cabin of the ill-fated Donner Party
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
The almost 100 year old Rainbow Bridge (Donner Summit Bridge)
The almost 100 year old Rainbow Bridge (Donner Summit Bridge)
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Donner Summit overlooking Donner Lake
Donner Summit overlooking Donner Lake
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
I like to believe that I do not scare easily, but I will admit, as I lay here in my car in Donner Memorial State Park, a couple hundred yards from the Breen Camp, I realize that if a woman dressed as a bloody ghost and scratched at my window at 2am, I would probably shit someone else’s pants
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
After reading Daniel James Brown’s excellent ‘The Indifferent Stars Above’, I just had to….
Pioneer Monument in Donner Memorial State Park
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
I don’t know, man, I think I speak for most people when I say, no one wants to hear you whistle your tune, Amadeus
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
If I owned a Psychic storefront, I would greet every person that walked through the door with, “Oh, there you are…”
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
@wgoldenstate.bsky.social ohhhh no, tell me you didn’t waive Kaitlyn Chen
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Enter, George Carlin… "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Every Trump supporter that is sloooowly coming to the realization that we, in fact, pay for tariffs, should be asking themselves, “What else is he wrong about?” Everything. The answer is everything.
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Given the current state of our government, how about a reimagining of Battlestar Galactica, but the Cylons are the good guys that organized a rebellion against the evil human empire
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Kelsey Plum’s pregame workout is pretty much Globetrotter-esque #WNBA #ValkyriesSparks
Kelsey Plum with a behind the back pass during pregame warmups before the Golden State Valkyries-Los Angeles Sparks exhibition game.
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Got out of my car, turned and ran face first into this
I have no idea what this is. A creepy doll in a car window is my only guess
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Years ago, I took an online Longevity test. You’d get + points for working out, -10 for smoking, -25 if you’d ever even considered going to Africa, etc. America is the new -25. Good job, RFK Jr.
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Resist. Rebel. Rebuild.
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Well, hello
Wild finch trying to get in my car
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I have a theory that all of the people that absolutely *have* to back their cars into parking spots (despite making other people wait) are all devoted followers of Andrew Tate
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Aneesah Morrow is incredible to watch, but I have to root against LSU because Kim Mulkey is an awful person. #MarchMadness
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Alex Ovechkin’s 887th goal, seven shy of Wayne Gretzky
Alex Ovechkin scores his 887th goal against the San Jose Sharks 3/15/25
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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
There’s waaaaaay too many Capitals fans at the SAP Center today @wshcapitals.bsky.social
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