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I ain’t got the five, dawg.

@grandiddychris.bsky.social
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Handsome OG. Father. Unc. Cavs/Guardians/Browns/Buckeyes Unchose, wholesome man of God. Until I’m not. Cavs 13-9

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I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m glad somebody said it.
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I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I ADORE chocolate women. It’s really insane I have ONE anomaly in the women I’ve dated. Short, chunky, brown to darkskin and heavy chested.
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I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
😮‍💨😮‍💨
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I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And them fuckass wolverines got they mangy ass beat lol
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I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jeremiah Smith is HIM. #analysis
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I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A girlfriend would be nice but nah. Everybody wanna play😒😒😒
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I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
WE DON’T STINK BUT THEY STILL GOT DEODORANT TO PUT ON
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I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Browns are winning 21-7😃
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I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I was outside for a bit.
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I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well the Browns are 2-1 if anyone is counting.
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I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That Muu-muu was moving like a bad three year old that won’t sit still.
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I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lioness is amazing.
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I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gotdamn the sun ain’t even set and yall filthy. Like, the unclean, Cersei Lannister dragged through the streets kind of filth.
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I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
She did whatever they say she did. Period.
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I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ain’t no way yall heard that song and didn’t know Bone is from Cleveland. No way at all.
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I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hold on brother
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I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Felt
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I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dawg???
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I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It match my body
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I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Cut the beard off today lol. I feel different lol.
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I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That woman dressed in what I’m sure is a high 5 figure trench coat with heels on and my man look like like he just left the motor pool smh.
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I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Always.
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I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Aye man come on
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I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think I’m about to shave my beard. I’m bored and I wanna change my look up. Think I’m might come taper fade with the clean face since I’m graying more on my head.
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I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dawg. Women are mean af. Dude on IG posted a video about him being cheated on while he was a big dude and it’s a bunch of women saying “well you shoulda lost weight and maybe she woulda stayed”. Like damn.
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King Leo @nywiseass.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
She talking to y'all.
I'm astounding.
- King Leo
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I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Reaching across and pulling “shorty” halfway across the king size should be an Olympic sport lol. That shit fun.
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I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You not wrong. Glad I don’t sit at that table.
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I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Literally start workouts at 225 on the bench just for that reason.
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I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“I ain’t know you was that strong” >>>>>
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I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is driest my phone has been in ages. I guess life is peaceful and I’m not getting cheated on or ghosted but I’m lonely as fuck. And I’m not feeling as handsome as I had convinced myself I was.
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I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Bologna too.
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I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Damn Auntie Liv stacked
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I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is one of the main reasons I switched to Verizon. I refuse to go back to regular YouTube. I’ll pay the reduced price with my phone bill every month just to not have ads.
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I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I miss my son so bad yall.
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I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It’s the perfect amount of titty on my timeline.
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I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
19. I had just started AIT after graduating basic.
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I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Quiet down!
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I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Is this what I need in my life?
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I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Tom Ford Bitter Peach x Michel Germain Vanille kinda day.
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I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My son is leaving today. I’m happy but I feel like part of me is leaving smh.
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I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
All the things we should’ve said but we never said.
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I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The dispensary by my house this chocolate bar that’s got pieces of biscuit cookie in it. It’s so good.
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I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’m not in here high as hell crying while listening to This Woman’s Work. Not at all.
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I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Gummy feels good now lol
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I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Is this me?
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I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Got me some cologne and a new pair of Js. I deserve this lil win for all my hard work and bullshit I been putting up with.
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I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Worst 3 places I’ve ever driven. Chicago, STL, and Atlanta. And this is coming from someone that lived in Germany, where the highway doesn’t have a speed limit for real.
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