I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I ADORE chocolate women. It’s really insane I have ONE anomaly in the women I’ve dated. Short, chunky, brown to darkskin and heavy chested. 000
I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 03/10/2026And them fuckass wolverines got they mangy ass beat lol 000
I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Jeremiah Smith is HIM. #analysis 000
I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 03/10/2026A girlfriend would be nice but nah. Everybody wanna play😒😒😒 100
I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 02/10/2026WE DON’T STINK BUT THEY STILL GOT DEODORANT TO PUT ON 002
I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Well the Browns are 2-1 if anyone is counting. 000
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I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026That Muu-muu was moving like a bad three year old that won’t sit still. 000
I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Gotdamn the sun ain’t even set and yall filthy. Like, the unclean, Cersei Lannister dragged through the streets kind of filth. 110
I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026She did whatever they say she did. Period. 100
I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Ain’t no way yall heard that song and didn’t know Bone is from Cleveland. No way at all. 010
I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Cut the beard off today lol. I feel different lol. 000
I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026That woman dressed in what I’m sure is a high 5 figure trench coat with heels on and my man look like like he just left the motor pool smh. 000
I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Aye man come onstatic.klipy.comAndre The Giant: Scared NoALT: Andre The Giant: Scared No 000
I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I think I’m about to shave my beard. I’m bored and I wanna change my look up. Think I’m might come taper fade with the clean face since I’m graying more on my head. 000
I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Dawg. Women are mean af. Dude on IG posted a video about him being cheated on while he was a big dude and it’s a bunch of women saying “well you shoulda lost weight and maybe she woulda stayed”. Like damn. 000
I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Reaching across and pulling “shorty” halfway across the king size should be an Olympic sport lol. That shit fun. 003
I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 20/09/2026You not wrong. Glad I don’t sit at that table. 011
I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Literally start workouts at 225 on the bench just for that reason. 000
I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 20/09/2026“I ain’t know you was that strong” >>>>> 032
I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This is driest my phone has been in ages. I guess life is peaceful and I’m not getting cheated on or ghosted but I’m lonely as fuck. And I’m not feeling as handsome as I had convinced myself I was. 000
I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 15/09/2026This is one of the main reasons I switched to Verizon. I refuse to go back to regular YouTube. I’ll pay the reduced price with my phone bill every month just to not have ads. 100
I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It’s the perfect amount of titty on my timeline. 010
I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 12/09/202619. I had just started AIT after graduating basic. 011
I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Is this what I need in my life? 000
I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Tom Ford Bitter Peach x Michel Germain Vanille kinda day. 010
I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 08/09/2026My son is leaving today. I’m happy but I feel like part of me is leaving smh. 110
I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 06/09/2026All the things we should’ve said but we never said. 010
I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The dispensary by my house this chocolate bar that’s got pieces of biscuit cookie in it. It’s so good. 100
I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I’m not in here high as hell crying while listening to This Woman’s Work. Not at all. 010
I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Got me some cologne and a new pair of Js. I deserve this lil win for all my hard work and bullshit I been putting up with. 000
I ain’t got the five, dawg. @grandiddychris.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Worst 3 places I’ve ever driven. Chicago, STL, and Atlanta. And this is coming from someone that lived in Germany, where the highway doesn’t have a speed limit for real. 010