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Michael Cook

@michaelcook.bsky.social

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Me: Liberal. Likes: Democracy, Dallas Cowboys, Boston Celtics, Boston Bruins, San Jose Sharks, Beatles, Bangles, R.E.M., Natalie Merchant The Beatles came to America in February 1964. I was born 9 months later. Obviously, Paul McCartney is my real dad

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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

“American Pie” by Don McLean

Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Of course, it’s true. 100% absolutely true. There has never been a truer fact. Come on

Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

That’s my guy. Captain America

Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

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a man wearing a sweater with a horse on it stands in front of a door with a wreath on it

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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

This story was brought to you by Draft Kings….

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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Let them eat cake! And also, don’t give them any cake!!!

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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Wait, they put a Panther in the penalty box? Is that even allowed??

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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Nothing more unamerican than the Heritage Foundation

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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

And then Celebrini is assaulted by two Panthers and….no call

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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

I liked Isaac Jones

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a monkey is sitting on a rock next to a cat in the woods .

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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Send those results straight to all the Dems that were ready to throw trans rights under the bus

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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Just so we’re all on the same page, the past tense of cast is…..cast. Casted is not a word. It looks like a word, but it is, in fact, not a word.

Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

There is less ball scratching tonight. Some ball scratching, sure, but less

Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

Absolutely. Pooh Corner seems much more appropriate for the incontinent would-be King

Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

You spelled communist Marxist wrong

Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

I hope they let them take a nap before making them drive home

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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

Tbf, he knew the outcome

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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

100%, I thought Lawrence was interviewing Columbo

Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

I think it’s a pretty cool drawing, tbh

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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Oh, all of a sudden the Trump administration cares about what is “legally allowed”??

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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Yeah, because our justice system works like that. Thirty four felonies? Hey, no problem! Make yourself at home, knock over a few wings, if you want. Wait, you want to run again?!?!

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a woman in a suit and scarf is standing in an airport talking to a man .

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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

If I were a psychic and owned my own storefront, everytime someone walked in the door, I’d greet them with, “Oh, there you are”

Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Worst poker bet ever. I call your degree in ecomonics and I raise you a 5th place finish in a swim competition.

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a man in a blue shirt and tie is holding a cup of coffee .

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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

That was probably on me. I turned the game on right after their first goal

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a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and says whoops .

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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Should probably be removed from office when you quiet quit

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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

I think you meant, ‘Da Bears’. Geez, are you even from Illinois??

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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

But first, paint me like your French cats…

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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Remove Manfred and John Fisher

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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

“And now let’s see it on reverse angle!!” Heyyyyy, let’s not….

Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Yup

Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

For me it’s seeing a coach that looks like Casey Stengel and thinking, “I remember when he was a *rookie*….”

Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

A fortnight?

Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

Yeah, I mean heaven forbid the Trump name would ever be associated with fraud

Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

Yeah, but just imagine the amazing trips Clarence Thomas went on, sponsored by FanDuel and Draft Kings

Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

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two men are sitting in front of microphones and one of them is talking .

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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

I feel bad for all the Toronto Rangers fans impacted by this gambling scandal #gambling #nba #fbi

Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

That’s an endorsement in itself

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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

Oh shit, they’re onto us! Who squealed?!!

FOX News bullshit chyron, “Inside an Antifa Safehouse”

Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Sorry! We didn’t mean to…<checks notes>…make you do the job you are being paid to do or anything

Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

People were lighting fireworks at a park in Folsom, CA, too. Are they in cahoots?

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a cartoon of batman wearing a blue cape and mask with his hand on his chin .

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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

It was built on a graveyard, basically. Oh, and we created the graveyard, too, sooo….

Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Usain Bolt still faster than both of them

Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

“Ok, if you’re going to call BS on that lie, let me give you some other examples I just made up…”

Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

That’s *a lot* of Soros’ checks

Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

“I didn’t say *good* reforms…”

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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

I said, now, watch what you say, they'll be calling you a radical A liberal, oh, fanatical, criminal Oh, won't you sign up your name? We'd like to feel you're acceptable Respectable, oh, presentable, a vegetable Oh, take, take, take it, yeah

Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

When I was growing up, you were set if you worked in a grocery store. You could buy a house, raise a family. Now? Better have a second job just to avoid homelessness

Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Can’t wait for elementary school history books in 100 years. To the left is a painting of George Washington crossing the Delaware. To the right is…well,……

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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Obviously, Soros paid off all of the police departments…

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Michael Cook @michaelcook.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Nedeljkovic will be dead by January if we allow 40 shots every game

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