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Mia Longfellow

@miasmiared.bsky.social
137 followers 71 following 599 posts

🏳️‍⚧ Solum nos defendemus 🏳️‍⚧ I am an amorphous ideal and the most comfortable chaos. Your bad idea gone good. Where diplomacy or democracy fails, war. Swim against the current. Veteran, lbgT, have arsenal, will travel.

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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Stop arguing with conservatives. They're going to say and stand by gross, egregious things because they are loathsome, detestable people. They're not even conservative anymore. They're regressives.
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
If Carney just flat says he's going with China and Canada will be placing an immediate and indefinite embargo on America, Trump will immediately fold like the cheap, empty suit that he is. Stop being politicians and just punch this fucker in the mouth.
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
So Tyler Robinson wound up in court. I'm not sure who he is or what he did, but Godspeed our justice system. In other news, Charlie Kirk has been weirdly quiet lately....oh well.
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Roblox is in the Epstein files.
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Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I can’t explain why but reading the news feels like this at the moment
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Readers in Arizona, Michigan, & Georgia! Your senators have been getting a LOT of dedicated pressure to end the shutdown, without fixing healthcare. If you have a minute, go ahead & give them a call! Their job is to respond to constituents & they're mostly hearing from GOP voters rn.
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Mark Kelly (AZ): DC office, 202 224 2235. Phoenix office, 602 671 7901

Elissa Slotkin (MI): DC office, 202 224 4822. Detroit office, 313 961 4330

Jon Ossof (GA): DC office, 202 224 3521. Atlanta office, 470 786 7800
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Congratulations Mamdani! Do us proud in NYC. AND TO ANDREW CUOMO, WELCOME TO THE SHIT HEAP OF HISTORY. 4EVA.
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
BREAKING NEWS: Andrew Cuomo's AI videographer has been exposed as Taserface, who now publicly endorses Cuomo for mayor.
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I think it's very festive of Trump to dress as someone on the Epstein list all year round. Way to channel that Halloween spirit, champ.
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Paul Rabin @rabinpw.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
@driftglass.bsky.social Reprogrammable Meat Bags!
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tamrakat @tamrakat.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Unless Amelia Earhart is in the Epstein files, who gives a shit. Her plane crashed and she was devoured by coconut crabs. Next case.
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Didn't this piece of shit once brag about how great it was that he didn't need a teleprompter?
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Orphan Source @orphan-source-0.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Charlie Kirk was one of the biggest advocates for protecting access to gender affirming care for trans adolescents
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Texas Paul @realtexaspaul.com · 16/09/2025
Radical Republican political extremism killed Robert Redford. Fuck it, if they can pull it out of their asses so can we.
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ALT: a man with long blonde hair and a beard is holding a fishing rod
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
18 seconds in, there's some kind of glitch, like clipping going on with Trump. Maybe AI generated.
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Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
So, Trump has posted this statement on his X page, and there is clearly some kind of AI going on in this video. I dunno if it's a morph cut or what's going on, but at the 18 second mark something very weird is happening. I'll post the link to the full video below so you know I didn't fake this
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Charlie Kirk is dead. His last word ever spoken was "violence."
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Let's be clear: I don't want Trump dead. I just want him to die. Hit by a bus, a bad sandwich, he shits himself to death, at 79 he tries gymnastics for the first time near a woodchipper... any of those would be fine. No political violence.
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tales-typoz @tales-typoz.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
If you hate Gavin Newsom, block me now. I don’t want you in my timeline.
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Anybody asking for meaningful resistance from democrats lately need look no further than texas state dems breaking quorum by fleeing the state to prevent redistricting. Fuck anybody saying that "both sides are the same" horse shit.
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Who would have thought the mega morality crusader superintendent from Oklahoma was a porn addict, so much so he couldn't be bothered to turn off his a TV during a meeting. These people are such colossal fucking jokes. 🤣
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
If Hulk Hogan dying brought Air Bud back, it still wasn't enough to redeem him for being a racist piece of garbage. Better luck next round, asshole. Rot in piss.
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
How to speedrun becoming sunflower chow.
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
As his next distraction from being a serial pedophile and Russian saboteur, Trump will nuke a hurricane this year. I'd bet on it.
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
It's just like Cuomo to force himself on the public after they told him no. Kick his balls in, Mamdani.
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C-Bo the Eggman @cbotheeggman.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Typical Trump playbook: he needs a distraction today so he gives fake 25% flash tariffs, so we aren't talking about how Epstein was murdered while Trump was president at the time and now he's destroyed the Epstein client list he was on.
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Travis Bickerstaff @bickpixx.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Elon threatening Republicans with primary is the wrong approach. If he wants them to lose so bad, all he's gotta do is campaign for them.
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Cuomo will have more time to focus on doing what he loves now, chugging water out of the women's toilets at the times square m&m store
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I'm personally excited to see how Mamdani affects the NYPD. Every mayor I can recall has had a relationship with them where they both had their hands in each other's pants. Can't wait for the protest resignations to start.
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Nobody wants Iran to have nuclear weapons because they're dangerous ideology. In the interest of fairness, I don't want radical Christianity like we have in charge in the US to have access to them either.
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Rank Cuomo? Somewhere between shitty underwear and ass cancer.
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
SpaceEx: "we need to colonize Mars." Also SpaceEx: "LMAO It's wizard time, mfer! FIREBALL."
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
At this rate, it seems like Musk should just design his rockets to explode so that it might actually have a chance of launching.
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Alicia Stella @alicia.social · 18/06/2025
To my trans friends, consider updating your passport gender marker now while you can. This may only be a temporary window of time, for now.
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
So Kristi Noem finally OD'd on her own bullshit and wound up hospitalized. I do hope it's terminal and something particularly dreadful.
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
A really motivated and really disgruntled ex 19k has a chance to do something really fucking funny right now. Limited time offer.
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Fuck Donald Trump, you catheter wearing bitch. Fuck Steven Miller, you nosferatu lookin motherfucker. FUCK Tom Homan, the fucking missing link. Fuck Kristi Noem with her trailer park ass name. Fuck Pam Bondi and her squinty eyed, too close together face. Fuck ICE. LA rocks. Make them work for it.
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Never, and I mean never, have I been more elated to watch such a beautiful dumpster fire burn than I am watching TACO and Leon mutually deconstruct each other.
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Turns out Trump's gift jet is 14 years old. What can be said, except that Trump likes em young.
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PonySchlecker @svengel.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
When your first interaction with law enforcement becomes jail with no trial, cowbunga it is. The win or lose endgame inevitably becomes fighting city hall. Habeas corpus is the stitching in a just society holding it all together.
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tamrakat @tamrakat.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
#BringHimHome. Seb Gorka can aid and abet deez nuts, gargle glass, and fuck himself. Kilmar Abrego Garcia deserves his day in court. We all do, and given a long enough timeline under these certifiable fuckheads, anyone might find themselves where he now stands.
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I was born in America. I live in America. I've served in America's army and have been wounded in America's wars. I don't consider myself American anymore. Trumpism is Un-American. We welcome immigrants, encourage free trade, and embrace our allies. Until then, leave me out, US.
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