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Mia Longfellow

@miasmiared.bsky.social
137 followers 71 following 599 posts

🏳️‍⚧ Solum nos defendemus 🏳️‍⚧ I am an amorphous ideal and the most comfortable chaos. Your bad idea gone good. Where diplomacy or democracy fails, war. Swim against the current. Veteran, lbgT, have arsenal, will travel.

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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Legal or not, my state has a castle doctrine. They breach without cause, they're going to meet the devil.
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Stop arguing with conservatives. They're going to say and stand by gross, egregious things because they are loathsome, detestable people. They're not even conservative anymore. They're regressives.
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Take solace that Asslips McChildfucker will die one day. Let's all hang in there out of spite to see it and celebrate.
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
How would you propose they do that being out of power? Mike Johnson and John Thune, the republicans in charge, could release that shit today with a stroke of a pen. Why aren't you crawling up their ass to get that done?
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Step 1: make all republicans move to Florida Step 2: global warm the planet to flood Florida Step 3: ????? Step 4: Profit
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
You're both being assholes right now. Paul's take on avoiding a shutdown over political calculus when ice needs to dissolve and you immediately jumping to racism both ooze of "out of touch." Paul is the biggest advocate for a democratic coalition I've seen and nothing about him is racist. Enough.
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Get fucked, eat shit, pound sand, and kys twice.
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Look it up yourself, bot.
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
You still feel like we shouldn't close the government down over ICE because it looks bad politically? That's such horseshit. ICE needs to be ripped down to the studs.
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
If Carney just flat says he's going with China and Canada will be placing an immediate and indefinite embargo on America, Trump will immediately fold like the cheap, empty suit that he is. Stop being politicians and just punch this fucker in the mouth.
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
So Tyler Robinson wound up in court. I'm not sure who he is or what he did, but Godspeed our justice system. In other news, Charlie Kirk has been weirdly quiet lately....oh well.
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Oh no! Not another executive order!
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
The only detail I take issue with is the lack of consummate v's. CONSUMMATE!
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
You're not agreeing with Rand Paul, he's agreeing with you. Your default has been the correct one, meanwhile, this fucking guy has to have Fox News broadcast him as opposed to him and his senate pals just voting no on this. WE are not the same as them.
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
So what country are you based in? Sri Lanka? Singapore? India? No, you're probably Mali, right?
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Yar har fiddle dee dee.
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Ummm...we already voted. We swept. We'll do it again in November next year. Prospects look very promising. Stop finding reasons to scare yourself.
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Vance is the gooch of politics.
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Did it take him 20 minutes to spit that sentence out like the ketamine addled, mush-mouth he is? When that piece of shit serves, he can advise, until then he should stfu.
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Name one, pedo. Steven Miller and @MAGAPATRIOTGUNWAFFLE2003 don't count.
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Roblox is in the Epstein files.
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Missed ya Paul. Welcome home.
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
If this bitch had put in half the effort she puts into losing all the time, she might have won something.
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Feet first. And when you're done with them, round ICE up.
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Matt Bevan @mattbevan.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I can’t explain why but reading the news feels like this at the moment
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
As MAGA's campaign manager, I strongly encourage them to continue what they're doing. Absolutely killing it out there. 🫠
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Why settle for proverbial middle fingers Kelly? I have two organic ones here for you. Sit and spin.
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Since when was Trump a socialist? He ran as Santa Claus and then presides as the Grinch! Nobody's ever promised more and delivered less than this mf. #fartofthesteal
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
He's in a constant state of power saving mode.
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Readers in Arizona, Michigan, & Georgia! Your senators have been getting a LOT of dedicated pressure to end the shutdown, without fixing healthcare. If you have a minute, go ahead & give them a call! Their job is to respond to constituents & they're mostly hearing from GOP voters rn.
Screenshot of lawmakers' names & phone numbers

Mark Kelly (AZ): DC office, 202 224 2235. Phoenix office, 602 671 7901

Elissa Slotkin (MI): DC office, 202 224 4822. Detroit office, 313 961 4330

Jon Ossof (GA): DC office, 202 224 3521. Atlanta office, 470 786 7800
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
361 days now. I can see the crest of this wave on the horizon.
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I swing but I miss, Then another, now a crack! My problems went down, Now I whack, whack, whack, whack! My problems now rue the day I met them with my bat.
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
That and to garner support for a senate run in Georgia by appearing more moderate and less fringe to a state wide electorate. That's why she was on The View: more eyes because Trump refused to platform her more broadly.
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Let mothra fight Godzilla. It's a zero sum game. Marj wants to burn the GOP down because Trump snubbed her. Let this boulder roll and gtfo its way.
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
She's retiring because she's got a shred of integrity and is retirement age, you fucking grindrphile.
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
That's a lotta words for "I'm unemployed."
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Yes
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Congratulations Mamdani! Do us proud in NYC. AND TO ANDREW CUOMO, WELCOME TO THE SHIT HEAP OF HISTORY. 4EVA.
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
BREAKING NEWS: Andrew Cuomo's AI videographer has been exposed as Taserface, who now publicly endorses Cuomo for mayor.
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I think it's very festive of Trump to dress as someone on the Epstein list all year round. Way to channel that Halloween spirit, champ.
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Andrew formerly known as Prince.
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Paul Rabin @rabinpw.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
@driftglass.bsky.social Reprogrammable Meat Bags!
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tamrakat @tamrakat.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
If that's small, his inauguration would need a microscope to be seen, a lot like his hands.
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
What do you call a midget palm reader who flees after robbing a bank? A small medium at large.
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Jesus, that comment may as well have been the third time he died 🤣
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
How long until MAGA Marge gets labeled a RINO?
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
He's talking about Rules of Engagement. Suddenly battlefield tactics to minimize casualties are woke.
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Mia Longfellow @miasmiared.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
We're here now, and we're here together. If that means red hats standing shoulder to shoulder with me, so be it. I'm all out of hatred for them. I'm not supposed to hate my neighbors or countrymen. Let's take this shit back together. I'm ready for a better world tomorrow.
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