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Marcus Houlden

@mhoulden.uk
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Biker, software engineer, not into right wing culture wars. He/him/oi you

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Marcus Houlden @mhoulden.uk · 2h
I'm sure I've seen a version of that made to look like this one of Mrs Mangel
A painting of Mrs Mangel from Neighbours, with an extra long neck and prominent ears
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Marcus Houlden @mhoulden.uk · 3h
"You just lost the game"
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Marcus Houlden @mhoulden.uk · 15h
Leeds branch of HMV?
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Marcus Houlden @mhoulden.uk · 06/10/2026
I saw this lot last week bsky.app/profile/mhou...
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Marcus Houlden @mhoulden.uk · 06/10/2026
A reminder of that time Jeffrey Archer was involved in a coup in Equatorial Guinea www.theguardian.com/uk/2004/oct/...
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New Archer link to coup plot alleged
New evidence has emerged linking Jeffrey Archer to the alleged conspirators behind the attempted coup in Equatorial Guinea.
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Marcus Houlden @mhoulden.uk · 03/10/2026
"Go fly a kite" was an old way of telling people to fuck off. It's hinted at in Mary Poppins. Time to bring it back I think
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Marcus Houlden @mhoulden.uk · 03/10/2026
Absolute scenes at a "My name is Henry" convention in Sydney
In Sydney, 120 men named Henry attacked each other during a "My Name is Henry" convention. Henry Pantie of Canberra accused Henry Pap of Sydney of not being a Henry at all, but in fact an Angus. "It was a lie", explained Mr Pap, "I'm a Henry and always will be.", whereupon Henry Pap attacked Henry Pantie, whilst two other Henrys - Jones and Dyer - attempted to pull them apart. Several more Henrys - Smith, Calderwood and Andrews - became involved and soon the entire convention descended into a giant fist fight. The brawl was eventually broken up by riot police, led by a man named Shane."
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Marcus Houlden @mhoulden.uk · 02/10/2026
A happy birthday to me
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Marcus Houlden @mhoulden.uk · 02/10/2026
Not *that* ageless
A photo of Simon Cowell getting the 1980s with a vest and a dodgy haircut
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Marcus Houlden @mhoulden.uk · 01/10/2026
Has Guido Fawkes/Paul Staines gone quiet or have I got better at ignoring him?
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Marcus Houlden @mhoulden.uk · 01/10/2026
One for @apiln.bsky.social's bands in the news from www.theguardian.com/commentisfre.... I'm off to see them tonight
Headline from the Graun: "these fear factory speeches are utterly self-defeating" by Simon Jenkins
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Marcus Houlden @mhoulden.uk · 01/10/2026
Is the question "Do you want to install Copilot?"
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Marcus Houlden @mhoulden.uk · 30/09/2026
I didn't realise storms were caused by weather forecasters waving their giant purple arms over the chart
A weather forecaster in front of a chart that makes him look like he has a giant purple arm
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Marcus Houlden @mhoulden.uk · 30/09/2026
Didn't she have a role in Coronation St as well?
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Marcus Houlden @mhoulden.uk · 30/09/2026
Another reminder of my birthday fundraiser. The #RNLI does good work even if Danny Posho doesn't like it
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Marcus Houlden @mhoulden.uk · 27/09/2026
My theory is that Leeds didn't have a controlling crime family like some other cities because a certain TV presenter was its own Mr Big. The title of his TV show even admitted it in plain site . Imagine who else might be implicated if he'd gone on trial. Poulson was bad enough
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Marcus Houlden @mhoulden.uk · 22/09/2026
A reminder that I'm doing a birthday fundraiser for the #RNLI. Don't let idiots in gimp masks ruin things
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Marcus Houlden @mhoulden.uk · 22/09/2026
I want a jingle that's as 80s as Fourscore 2 youtu.be/83Ir7akpTzc?...
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Fourscore II
YouTube video by Gavin Moffitt
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Marcus Houlden @mhoulden.uk · 22/09/2026
It doesn't help when Ikea stuff is surprisingly cheap. £7 for lights and sensors, £3 for remote controls
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Marcus Houlden @mhoulden.uk · 22/09/2026
You could probably delete all but the first 4 words of the second sentence in this review without losing any meaning
A screenshot that says "The Wargame review

Michael Gove is awful at pretending to be PM in this mind-warping reality show"
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Marcus Houlden @mhoulden.uk · 21/09/2026
Be careful. A couple of weeks ago I replaced some old Hive bulbs with Ikea ones. A week later I installed Home Assistant: www.home-assistant.io
home-assistant.io
Home Assistant
Open source home automation that puts local control and privacy first. Powered by a worldwide community of tinkerers and DIY enthusiasts. Perfect to run on a Raspberry Pi or a local server.
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Marcus Houlden @mhoulden.uk · 18/09/2026
They'll need an update
The Lion, The Witch and the IKEA Wardrobe
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Richard Littler @richardlittler.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Coming in 2027... #doctorwho #scarfolk
Doctor Who/ Scarfolk mashup
Doctor Who and the Bollards of Doom
For more information please regenerate
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Marcus Houlden @mhoulden.uk · 18/09/2026
People who liked or reposted this might be interested in this fundraiser that I've set up for my birthday bsky.app/profile/mhou...
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Marcus Houlden @mhoulden.uk · 18/09/2026
Let's do something useful. My birthday is coming up in a couple of weeks. It seems as good a reason as any to set up this fundraiser for the RNLI. They could definitely do with support at the moment www.justgiving.com/page/marcus-...
justgiving.com
Marcus's fundraiser for RNLI - Royal National Lifeboat Institution
Help Marcus Houlden raise money to support RNLI - Royal National Lifeboat Institution
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Marcus Houlden @mhoulden.uk · 17/09/2026
On the face of it quite a boring report about a planning application, apart from this bit. I think more planning officers should be sarcastic
A screenshot of report about a planning application, as "sassed" by an inspector

'A Leeds City Council report sassed: “The proposal seeks to demolish the existing warehouse and replace it with a new commercial building for existing business use.

“The new building consists of a new site layout, workshop space, storage, showroom areas and ancillary facilities.

“The design reflects modern industrial requirements while also responding to the site’s context.”

Planning officers decided the development would have no impact on road safety around the site.

The council report concluded: “The development is considered to be appropriate and will not adversely impact on the appearance of the locality or the amenity of nearby occupiers.”'
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Marcus Houlden @mhoulden.uk · 17/09/2026
I'm not sure what it is about opticians but they always seem very aggressive about selling me the first pair of frames I try, even if they like a cross between Trevor Horn's Buggles glasses and something Dame Edna Everage would reject for looking too silly
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Marcus Houlden @mhoulden.uk · 16/09/2026
SECNEL
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Marcus Houlden @mhoulden.uk · 16/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=58rb...
youtube.com
They Say Of The Acropolis Where The Parthenon Is
YouTube video by Just Kai
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Marcus Houlden @mhoulden.uk · 16/09/2026
They say of the Acropolis where the Parthenon is... www.theguardian.com/science/2026...
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UK mathematician debunks myth around Parthenon’s optical illusions
Study challenges belief that temple’s curves were designed to correct optical illusions that would have ruined its clean lines
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Marcus Houlden @mhoulden.uk · 14/09/2026
It's Lord Summerisle!
Christopher Lee as Lord Summerisle next to the Wicker Man
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Marcus Houlden @mhoulden.uk · 13/09/2026
I'm old enough to remember when nanotechnology and grey goo were supposed to be the next existential threat to humanity
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Marcus Houlden @mhoulden.uk · 11/09/2026
That would be Matthew Vernon, to be followed by @markgoodge.com in December: www.usenet.org.uk/committee.html
usenet.org.uk
UK Usenet Committee
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Marcus Houlden @mhoulden.uk · 11/09/2026
It was. The Usenet archives on Google Groups were a blast from the past. He used x-no-archive: yes but the person who kept replying to him didn't
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Marcus Houlden @mhoulden.uk · 11/09/2026
And then there was Michael Gove dancing at a club in Aberdeen www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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‘Merry’ Michael Gove seen dancing ‘alone’ in Aberdeen nightclub
Tory minister reportedly said he did not need to pay to get in because he is chancellor of Duchy of Lancaster
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Marcus Houlden @mhoulden.uk · 08/09/2026
The increasingly hysterical tone about immigration is a separate issue, but as far as I'm concerned you do *not* diss the RNLI
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Marcus Houlden @mhoulden.uk · 08/09/2026
I'm not sure where this bollocks about "taxi services for asylum seekers" came from. Once refugees are rescued they're handed over to appropriate authorities, who might be Border Force, the police or emergency medical treatment.
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Marcus Houlden @mhoulden.uk · 08/09/2026
The RNLI saves lives at sea, regardless of who they are. Sometimes the crew doesn't come back. To me that sounds a lot more patriotic than getting ballied up and chanting inane slogans at people trying to go on holiday. rnli.org/about-us/our...
rnli.org
Why does the RNLI launch to small boats in the English Channel?
RNLI lifeboat crews have always launched to the rescue without judgement or preference. Men, women and children in danger in the Channel are no exception.
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Marcus Houlden @mhoulden.uk · 08/09/2026
*waves from Leads*
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Marcus Houlden @mhoulden.uk · 06/09/2026
The French preferred philosophy to draught animals. They were always putting Descartes before the HORSE
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Marcus Houlden @mhoulden.uk · 05/09/2026
We used it because Come & Praise had a weird Caribbean version of The Lord's Prayer
The cover With Cheerful Voice, with wavy blue and green lines
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Marcus Houlden @mhoulden.uk · 05/09/2026
The cover of Come and Praise, with some kids wearing very 70s clothing
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Marcus Houlden @mhoulden.uk · 04/09/2026
(Hopefully this time I don't delete the wrong post)
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Marcus Houlden @mhoulden.uk · 04/09/2026
Did another thing. Leeds local history links including the Pickles Papers, Guardian Leeds, Beyond Guardian Leeds, old maps and stuff. Unfortunately I think Secret Leeds is defunct after trying to contact the site owner for over a year houlden.org/local-histor...
houlden.org
Local History Links
Over the years I’ve found various sites to discover local history around Leeds. Some of these are are Leeds-focused, some are more regional, national or even international. While some are obv…
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Marcus Houlden @mhoulden.uk · 04/09/2026
What's he said now?
"Source tells BBC 'counter terror' police won't let Farage on stage"
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Marcus Houlden @mhoulden.uk · 04/09/2026
Direct successors are @wldispatch.bsky.social, @southleedslife.bsky.social and eastsidestory.co.uk. The Local Democracy Reporting Service covers council news in the way local papers used to when they were actually local
eastsidestory.co.uk
East Side Story
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Marcus Houlden @mhoulden.uk · 04/09/2026
Direct successors are @wldispatch.bsky.social, @southleedslife.bsky.social and eastsidestory.co.uk. The Local Democract Reporting Service covers council news in the way small local papers used to
eastsidestory.co.uk
East Side Story
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Marcus Houlden @mhoulden.uk · 04/09/2026
It's interesting rereading hyperlocal news blogs from the early 10s. Early days of austerity before the spending cuts really started to bite, and also coverage of craft revivals. That type of blog is as much part of social history as local newspapers before Reach & co got to them
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Marcus Houlden @mhoulden.uk · 04/09/2026
Did a thing. I'm interested in old maps and finding out what was at those places called "The Old Bank" and "The Old Post Office", apart from the obvious. Here's a map of old banks, building societies and post offices around a lot of the west of Yorkshire houlden.org/old-banks-map/
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Old Banks Map
This page is a snapshot of old bank, building society and post office branches in and around Leeds. It is mostly taken from the 1972 and 1984 Leeds telephone directories. These cover Leeds, Wakefie…
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Marcus Houlden @mhoulden.uk · 03/09/2026
Cliff Richard thrills the crowd at the Green Shield offices in Leeds some time in the 1970s. Does @apiln.bsky.social in do bored people in local papers?
A black and white photo of Cliff Richard playing the guitar in an office while bored staff look on
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