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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 23h

Zuckerberg trying to hide from the cameras. This is who you've tied yourself to, homie. Deal with it.

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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I think they should have kicked the FG there... #Browns

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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Are...are the #Browns resembling a functional #NFL team??? #DawgPound

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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

1,326th (mostly) daily reminder that @mlb.com and the @cleguardians.com need to make July 5th #LarryDobyDay and give 14 the same honor as 42. Your daily reminder will continue until it happens. #GuardsBall @cooperstowndave.bsky.social @jfeador.bsky.social @baseballhall.org

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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Wasn't there a rant that Stewie went on in Family Guy about people that say "all of the sudden?"

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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I don't know, man. I think #GuardsBall should still send Messick out tomorrow. Keep him on a schedule.

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Limerick Hurlers Baseball Club @lhbc2005.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I love this episode. So much info, so much to look forward to...Great stuff and a great episode!!!

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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

LISTEN UP! It's not just #GuardsBall Postseason. #CLBPostseason🍾 is ready to go too! Dead People Baseball has a new Podcast ready to hear!!! #StratOMatic

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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

1,325th (mostly) daily reminder that @mlb.com and the @cleguardians.com need to make July 5th #LarryDobyDay and give 14 the same honor as 42. Your daily reminder will continue until it happens. #GuardsBall @cooperstowndave.bsky.social @jfeador.bsky.social @baseballhall.org

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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

F***ing Festa. Hey, if you're going to give up a Salvy Blast, that's the time to do it. HOF career.

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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Well, Angel Martinez did it, but I nailed it.

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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Halpin got thrown out on purpose or else we'd have batters walking for the next 2 hours.

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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Or, I guess we just let the KC pitching do that for us.

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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

What I'd like to see here is Chase DeLauter turning this Cade Smith opportunity into a Matt Festa opportunity. #GuardsBall #StandGuard

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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Grounds Crew just in time to let a #Royals pitcher get warmed up in the Bullpen.

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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

BAZZANA! DUDE HADN'T THROWN A STRIKE. QUIT HELPING THEM OUT.

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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

JUST YOUR STANDARD 7-6-3 DOUBLE PLAY!!!!!!!! #STANDGUARD

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Matt Collins @mattkicks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Jeff, I like you a lot but they clearly have not had those things for 20 years so maybe we need a plan B?

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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Do. Not. Swing. At. The. First. Pitch. After. A. Walk. Ffs. #GuardsBall

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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

@davidmed.bsky.social What is going on with Mize? I'm over here watching the Guards and am so intrigued.

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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Is the #GuardsBall TV audio tonight a tribute to Denny Matthews' 1st broadcast in 1969?

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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This game is as drunk as a #Browns tailgater on Sunday at 10:15 am. #GuardsBall

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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Taylor Swift is going to unintentionally alter the #Cleveland economy and make everything WAY busier than it should be. She thinks she's doing us a favor by making a song about us but, this being Cleveland, it'll backfire in some way.

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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

...and then the "Sherrod Brown is MAKING kids get sex change operations! 🤣🤣🤣 F***ing Magidiots

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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

LET'S GO #GUARDSBALL! Hedgehog doing work for the boys! GO #ROCKIES TOO!!!!

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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

1,324th (mostly) daily reminder that @mlb.com and the @cleguardians.com need to make July 5th #LarryDobyDay and give 14 the same honor as 42. Your daily reminder will continue until it happens. #GuardsBall @cooperstowndave.bsky.social @jfeador.bsky.social @baseballhall.org

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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

AI is going to destroy things, make the world burn and put millions of people out of work. But I guarantee that *I* will still have to come to work and deal with people's s***

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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The #NHL is talking about expanding to 34 teams??? Effing, why? That's rhetorical. The answer, as always, is $$$

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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Sending all the positive vibes in the world to the Colorado #Rockies this weekend! Finish strong and beat the White Sox a couple of times!!!! #MLB #Baseball

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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 25/09/2026

post season activated, go Guardians.

large switch “playoff mode” in the On position

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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I f***ing love a champagne celebration.

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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If he'd have had his druthers, we'd have never met. The world lost a great man today. A #MountUnion #APO legend. He even made me an honorary member. Rest in Peace, Mr. Miner.

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Limerick Hurlers Baseball Club @lhbc2005.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The Postseason Gies Through Limerick, Hurlers Clinch Best Record Ed Reulbach reached double-digit wins for 2026 as Limerick beat Raleigh 5-4, and clinched Home Field throughout the #CLBPostseason🍾. With Limerick and Raleigh already slated to face each other in the 1st round of the Playoffs,...

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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

1,323rd (mostly) daily reminder that @mlb.com and the @cleguardians.com need to make July 5th #LarryDobyDay and give 14 the same honor as 42. Your daily reminder will continue until it happens. #GuardsBall @cooperstowndave.bsky.social @jfeador.bsky.social @baseballhall.org

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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Also, "F*** everything that money goes towards," apparently. Vivek is such a freaking dolt. #VoteActonOH

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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Why is it called "Aioli?" Because you can't double the price of Mayo by calling it "Flavored Mayo."

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