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Matthew Van Wormer

@mgvanwormer.bsky.social
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Episcopalian-Husband-Girl Dad×3 | He/Him | #ETownProud | Guardians-Cavs-BGSU🟡🟤 07 | #StartWithWhy Nas=🐐 #SABR Member

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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 12h
Never thought I'd be seeing Del live, let alone #Deltron3030!!!!
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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 14h
1,332nd (mostly) daily reminder that @mlb.com and the @cleguardians.com need to make July 5th #LarryDobyDay and give 14 the same honor as 42. Your daily reminder will continue until it happens. #GuardsBall @cooperstowndave.bsky.social @jfeador.bsky.social @baseballhall.org
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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 14h
One inning at a time. Let's make some #GuardsBall history! #StandGuard
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 17h
I’m loving the “well akshually he didn’t REALLY mean let Iran take out Los Angeles and San Diego” excuses today. Cool. Explain the assholes in the crowd who thought it was fucking hilarious. Deplorables wasn’t strong enough.
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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 15h
#GasTax holiday in #Ohio right before the midterms? Yeah, nice bribe attempt, GOP.
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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 18h
Ever want to see grown people who don't know how to properly manage their bladder? Just go to a bank.
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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
1,331st (mostly) daily reminder that @mlb.com and the @cleguardians.com need to make July 5th #LarryDobyDay and give 14 the same honor as 42. Your daily reminder will continue until it happens. #GuardsBall @cooperstowndave.bsky.social @jfeador.bsky.social @baseballhall.org
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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
...and threatening Federal funding for #Ohio
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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What an ending. Wow. #BrewCrew #MLBPlayoffs #OctoberBaseball
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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Got a pic with a beautiful view here in #Elyria!
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Roman Sheremeta @rshereme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The moment russians hit Kyiv’s Pivnichnyi Bridge. The target is civilians. Russia is a terrorist state.
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ajsstormchaser.bsky.social @ajsstormchaser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think the Guardians should score enough runs for a comeback win, sorry if this offends.
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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I wasn't going to share this, but the ad is so false, misleading and a gross attempt to make it sound like Trans folks are just mentally ill that I can't NOT post it... #VoteSherrodOH
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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Cleveland fans who still wear the old name and logo are usually the dumbest in the park in these situations, too.
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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Shut Up Shut Up Shut Up
ALT: Shut Up Shut Up Shut Up
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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We've got 15 outs left. Gotta use them right. Get some hits. Score some runs. Let's go!!!! #StandGuard
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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
EFFING CHALLENGE, HEDGEY!!!!
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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
LET'S BE SMART BOYS. GO GET IT CHASE!!!!! #GuardsBall #StandGuard
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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
1,330th (mostly) daily reminder that @mlb.com and the @cleguardians.com need to make July 5th #LarryDobyDay and give 14 the same honor as 42. Your daily reminder will continue until it happens. #GuardsBall @cooperstowndave.bsky.social @jfeador.bsky.social @baseballhall.org
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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Hurlers are still alive!
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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
AND DELTRON 3030 IS OPENING WHICH MEANS DEL WILL BE THERE FOR HIS GORILLAZ FEATURES!!!
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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
GET UP #GUARDSBALL CREW!!!! IT'S GAME DAY!!!!!!!!!! #STANDGUARD
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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
1,329th (mostly) daily reminder that @mlb.com and the @cleguardians.com need to make July 5th #LarryDobyDay and give 14 the same honor as 42. Your daily reminder will continue until it happens. #GuardsBall @cooperstowndave.bsky.social @jfeador.bsky.social @baseballhall.org
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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nick Cannon has a kid in each band...probably
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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Messick and Williams being able to go twice on regular rest during this series, if it goes 5, is absolutely huge. Stay away, Mr. Pope. #StandGuard #GuardsBall
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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'M GOING TO SEE GORILLAZ ON TUESDAY!!!!!!!!
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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Miss me with "Let's go Watson" chants. #Browns
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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Too much time.....
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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is #Cleveland. 10 seconds is a LONG effing time.
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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You play man defense all night and Rodgers couldn't beat it. Go to zone, he goes wild. Unreal decisions on defense there. #Browns
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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ope. Or it got tipped.
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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A Deshaun Watson underthrow actually helps...
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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
AND IT'S ALSO #MNWILD SEASON! Welcome back to my feed, Russo! Keep up these great updates!
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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Fingers Crossed
ALT: Fingers Crossed
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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Forgot Jerry Jeudy was on the #Browns
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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's right, you BETTER pick that flag up.
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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Have we tried NOT committing a holding penalty? #Browns
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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You can't park there.
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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ok, go #Browns
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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
1,328th (mostly) daily reminder that @mlb.com and the @cleguardians.com need to make July 5th #LarryDobyDay and give 14 the same honor as 42. Your daily reminder will continue until it happens. #GuardsBall @cooperstowndave.bsky.social @jfeador.bsky.social @baseballhall.org
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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Listen close as I prove my point #TROY
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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bro, I am not a White Sox fan. But I do hate me some Astros.
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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fred McGriff is also upset.
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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just a reminder for the #Astros, you did NOT make it to #OctoberBaseball
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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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What The
ALT: What The
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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jazz Chisolm Jr. is the only Yankee I like. But I've liked him since he arrived in #MLB.
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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
G1 already sold out.
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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
...and it stops there! #StandGuard
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Matthew Van Wormer @mgvanwormer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I missed Larry Doby on first scan and about had an aneurysm. Lol
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