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Mitch Goldstein

@mgoldstein.nyc
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:~) mgoldstein.nyc social/digital marketing consultant previously social stuff at Bloomberg & TIME opinions and thoughts are my own/don't snitch

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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 28/09/2026
Lets goooooo
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 28/09/2026
@mayor.nyc.gov you know what you need to do
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 28/09/2026
Free product idea: Letterboxd but for YouTube videos you watched
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 27/09/2026
Gisondo crushed it and Pattinson really leaned into whatever that was, but I could not get past the visual aesthetic switching/overall art direction of the whole thing. If they kept the non-VHS look throughout I feel like it would've hit so much stronger...
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 26/09/2026
If you get a good community server it’s great, otherwise the player base is already full of asshats. It’s scratching a very specific shooter itch for me right now though…
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 25/09/2026
My only contribution to the dumb iced coffee discourse is: what jobs are y'all interviewing for that have in-person interviews?? I have not interviewed in person since 2020.
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 25/09/2026
Really starting to feel like we're full circle to resurfacing the brands, cuts, and looks of 2010-2014 hashtag menswear (in a good way)
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 25/09/2026
I spent too long yesterday looking for a way to revert it back to no avail
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 22/09/2026
Taylor Swift stolen valor 1337speek
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 22/09/2026
Patient Zero Max+
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 22/09/2026
We've finally reached the point of just reinventing ChaCha from first principles en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChaCha_...
en.wikipedia.org
ChaCha (search engine) - Wikipedia
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 22/09/2026
Little Brother Simulator
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 21/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xG4...
youtube.com
LCD Soundsystem - Losing My Edge (Official Video)
YouTube video by LCD Soundsystem
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 18/09/2026
Yeah almost certainly, anything saved from adobe these days has a "AI-enhanced" tag in the saved EXIF/C2PA data. I _think_ disabling/unchecking "content credentials" in Lightroom should fix it but I haven't touched LR in a long while.
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 16/09/2026
I am a fan but I don’t classify them as a “New York City” band, they’re like a Saratoga band maybe
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 14/09/2026
I've seen this one before
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 14/09/2026
The music has an acoustic guitar: country The music has an electric guitar: rock The music has no discernible guitars: hyperpop The music has no live guitars: hip hop
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 11/09/2024
The two photos in my head every September 11th: "Lover's Lane, New Jersey" - Thomas Hoepker, 1983 “Wheatfield – A Confrontation: Battery Park Landfill, Downtown Manhattan – Blue Sky With World Trade Center” - Agnes Denes, 1982
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 11/09/2026
frindle
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 08/09/2026
In addition to GDPR violation, this may also run afoul of the CAN-SPAM act
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 08/09/2026
I remain uncertain if this movie "needed" to be made or not, but from the teaser trailer alone it looks like Garfield 100% nailed Altman's weird little physical mannerisms youtu.be/rDZplZFnbOk
youtu.be
Artificial - Official Teaser Trailer - In Theaters Christmas Day
YouTube video by NEON
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 27/08/2026
amen
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 25/08/2026
"In lieu of flowers the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton's Imagination Library" donate.imaginationlibrary.com
Dolly Parton passed away peacefully on Tuesday in Nashville, Tennessee, according to a statement from her representative. 

"A rhinestone life that shone bright enough for the world to see, Dolly will forever stand as an inspiration not only through her timeless music and prolific songwriting, but also her wit, warmth, and kindness that made us all feel like family. Dolly Parton’s legacy is one of love, compassion, and resilience. With a seven-decade career, she inspired multiple generations of artists and fans with her music and an unwavering commitment to making the world a better place. Her songs will continue to resonate with people of all ages, and her philanthropic work will have a lasting impact.

"At Dolly's request, a small, private service will be held for immediate family."

"In lieu of flowers the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library."
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 25/08/2026
If you're not tired of brand-produced series interviewing "creatives" showing their "archive" "inspiration" or "reference material", you will be soon.
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 17/08/2026
I once had a rep from Muck Rack, the industry standard in earned media and PR, tell me with a straight face that a piece of content received "over 8 billion views" and when I asked to confirm "are you telling me that basically the entire population of Earth saw this?" they said yes.
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 14/08/2026
“Stop saying New York smells like piss and start saying your piss smells like the best city in the world.”
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 12/08/2026
static.klipy.com
He Admit It: Shocked Reaction
ALT: He Admit It: Shocked Reaction
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 11/08/2026
guys i think we can just start calling things "woke 3.0" now and really mess with them
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 10/08/2026
This came to me in a flash and I will not apologize
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 06/08/2026
leon its the latter, suburbs run on nextdoor
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 05/08/2026
Considering investing in $SPCX? I have a bridge on the moon to sell you instead!
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 04/08/2026
How it feels looking at Instagram these days
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 29/07/2026
What I think people closer to the marketing industry could see very early that is now becoming painfully clear to everyone is that OpenAI and Anthropic are less tech companies than they are PR/comms/lobbying companies that happen to own a tech product. This is classic spin covering a bad product:
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 28/07/2026
lol it was a half joke, hence the "conspiracy brain" of it all! feels like every "trend" story falls back to GLP-1s rn
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 28/07/2026
If we want to go real conspiracy brain on the topic: the rise of mass market GLP-1s allowing for younger consumers to eat "rich" (buttery) foods creating a visual brand out of the foodstuffs previous generations were told to stay away from for their health/wellness/body image...
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 28/07/2026
To your earlier point, Kerrygold is owned by the Irish agriculture trade group. Part of me thinks its a convergence of Cottagecore aesthetics and "elevated essentials" recession-indicator-core personal shopping trends though.
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 24/07/2026
Yeah
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 24/07/2026
Two sides of the same coin. The semantics of the question lack specificity, its a physics textbook problem at the end of the day. Disc versus bullet. A bullet has lower drag and higher ballistic potential.
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 24/07/2026
Sure but structural integrity/non-rigidity of naan gives more chances for it to catch like a sail the other direction compared to a baguette
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 24/07/2026
My groupchat is landing on "a naan can be thrown with more velocity but a baguette has the potential to travel further in perfect conditions"
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 23/07/2026
Hope the irony isn't lost on people that it is also just a biiiit too similar in vibes and visuals to the Claude "Hard Questions" ad
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 19/07/2026
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 18/07/2026
Not wrong, just early bsky.app/profile/thev...
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 18/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Borat: My Wife!
ALT: Borat: My Wife!
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 15/07/2026
Thinking about this post again today
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 14/07/2026
Why do so many people turn their phone over (face down) when using it to tap-to-pay? Is this just a bizarre side effect of skeuomorphism where people think the card is physically in the screen? Was there some bad tech demo that people got thrown off by?
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 09/07/2026
We should make a Humbead's Revised Map of the World for NYC 2026
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 09/07/2026
Lindsey I'm sorry but they did this to themselves www.nytimes.com/2026/07/07/n...
nytimes.com
Anthropic Expands in Manhattan, Part of an A.I. Boom in New York
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 09/07/2026
If Dimes Square was shorthand for the downtown post-ironic horseshoe'd to right wing Substack glitterati, I think we should start using Hudson Square as shorthand for the new wave AI accelerationist Palantir chore coat wearing bag chasers
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Mitch Goldstein @mgoldstein.nyc · 06/07/2026
Looks like Sharma's tweet (and guessing the newspage post) were timed for 9:30 AM ET which is also market open, so guessing email went out internally shortly before.
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