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《MFGBIGGD0G》

@mfgbiggd0g.bsky.social
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Hi I'm Johann! 🏳️‍🌈 (pan/mlm) || 🇺🇲 😦 || 🐕 || 6'4" and big From hotdish SPAM land. 21. into big men and also men and men. single. I invented the tapioca anvil, the doorknob, and radical Islam. 🔞MINORS DNI🔞.

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《MFGBIGGD0G》 @mfgbiggd0g.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I would fuck mc ride just to be inside his mind
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《MFGBIGGD0G》 @mfgbiggd0g.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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《MFGBIGGD0G》 @mfgbiggd0g.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
mus hroom
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kaim✰ @kaimti.me · 23/06/2026
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Spooky Ana 🤘🏻 @anageorge.art · 13/06/2026
You guys, I’m deceptively close to being finished with this piece. But you know how it goes, I have about 20% of the piece left to finish but it’s going to amount to 80% of the time I’ll have put into it total by the time I’m done. So I want to say I’ll have this done tonight but we all know 🙂‍↔️
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/06/2026
Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
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I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where the...
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GlassShine @glassshine.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
birdpost
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《MFGBIGGD0G》 @mfgbiggd0g.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Taking a fat shit in some sunglasses on 😎
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Keter-Class Kobold @koboldred.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Pride
(post from rotnik-tumblr)
Nobody has made me feel safer or more respected than the filthy perverted freaks I was warned about
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✺ 𝕸𝖔𝖙𝖍 ✺ @mothsprout.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Borzoi - on borzoi shaped driftwood
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/05/2026
Stephen Miller’s Forehead Vein Lunges Out To Catch Passing Bird
Stephen Miller’s Forehead Vein Lunges Out To Catch Passing Bird
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Demon's Home @demonshome.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
"Beaver, transformed in two directions" by Leslie Mesei, 1967. From the book Computer Graphics, Computer Art
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《MFGBIGGD0G》 @mfgbiggd0g.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Is it cause im gay or Midwestern you can tell me the truth
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《MFGBIGGD0G》 @mfgbiggd0g.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Jacking off is my spiritual calling
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Anfor @anforsorrow.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
This is how the conversation is going now
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Sinn‼️ @sinnple.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
And some ingame screenshots too! Design by me, texturework by Lynx3000, and base by her and KaideArt!! :DD i’m so happy with it waawawa bsky.app/profile/kaid...
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Sinn‼️ @sinnple.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Lil Viamutt 🩵💙🧡
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《MFGBIGGD0G》 @mfgbiggd0g.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Who the fuck is Toenail Tony???
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reggie 🔜 BLFC @hoppits.gay · 18/05/2026
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《MFGBIGGD0G》 @mfgbiggd0g.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Hitting the poopie-fartie vape
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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Kelly ૮・ﻌ・ა 🫪 @pfkelly.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Saddam Hussein se ele fosse um Pikmin 🌸——██▅▇██▇▆▅▄▄▄█
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《MFGBIGGD0G》 @mfgbiggd0g.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Made of poop
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9cm Worm Makes Own Food @lucketechtips.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
cap'n DickPants reporting for duty
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《MFGBIGGD0G》 @mfgbiggd0g.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
My shits are ranked dont even fucking try me pleb
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a baby in a diaper is dancing in the dark
ALT: a baby in a diaper is dancing in the dark
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𝔹𝕣𝕦𝕤𝕙𝕗𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 🔜 Furpoc DD E37 @brushfeather.art · 10/04/2026
ovo Awebo! Burch beer for birb, by burb! Planning to have stickers and tumblers of this with me at FWA - more soon! #birbSnax #bird #parody #ptarmigan #furryArt #furSale
A soda can root beer / birch beer parody referencing several popular brands. The logo is stylized like A&W, but stretched to say AWeBO with the E in the place of the usual ampersand. The background of the can is a faint birch bark print. There is a white ribbon wrapping around the logo and the mascot at the bottom in the fashion of the older barq's root beer cans with the illustrated styling. Flavor text on the ribbon reads, from top to bottom: "100% for birb" , "IT GUD!", "BURCH BEER." At the bottom of the can is the mascot, a willow ptarmigan, facing left and looking up, beak open in an excited smile.
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Human Rights Campaign @hrc.org · 11/04/2026
Our rainbows and Pride flags are being stolen from us — in schools, workplaces, statehouses, municipal buildings, federal property, military bases, and crosswalks. And now, Philz Coffee’s CEO has ordered the removal of Pride flags from all shops. Don't let them erase our Pride. TAKE ACTION NOW ⤵️
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Take action today!
Philz Coffee CEO just removed Pride flags from all shops. This isn't just about flags. It's about visibility. It's about community. It's about saying LGBTQ+ people belong. Philz employees and customers are fighting back. Stand with them. Sign the petition demanding Philz reverse this decision. 🏳️‍🌈
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VanadiumValor @vanadiumvalor.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I've always felt the moon would be a rabbit...
Translated into English, the text reads: "My soul is a chosen landscape."
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《MFGBIGGD0G》 @mfgbiggd0g.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
MFF stands for Midwest Fish Fry
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《MFGBIGGD0G》 @mfgbiggd0g.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I like to watch jerma videos on the toilet
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Risking It All for Some Dire, Dire, Dick
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《MFGBIGGD0G》 @mfgbiggd0g.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Man am I glad the military wouldn't let me in cuz you got a better shot at the moon with bb gun than me dying for isreal
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《MFGBIGGD0G》 @mfgbiggd0g.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I hate myself and SO SHOULD YOU! I PLAY WARFRAME AND KISS DUDES
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《MFGBIGGD0G》 @mfgbiggd0g.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
open.spotify.com/track/4f8Mh5...
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I THINK
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9cm Worm Makes Own Food @lucketechtips.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
i'm taking your fat ass to the parent teacher conference
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《MFGBIGGD0G》 @mfgbiggd0g.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Ode to the Mets got me sitting on my couch in the dark petting my cat
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Punk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
🎼I am a patient boy I wait, I wait, I wait, I wait My time, water down a drain Everybody's moving Everybody's moving Everybody's moving, moving, moving, moving Please don't leave me to remain 🎵 #punk #punks #punkrock #waitingroom #hardcorepunk #fugazi #history #punkrockhistory
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Reonu @reonu.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
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onion person @junlper.beer · 14/09/2025
dark humor fans when the humor gets dark:
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《MFGBIGGD0G》 @mfgbiggd0g.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
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《MFGBIGGD0G》 @mfgbiggd0g.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Shart Simpson
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《MFGBIGGD0G》 @mfgbiggd0g.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Cut it out dude, Im gonna put you in the penis torment nexus dude
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《MFGBIGGD0G》 @mfgbiggd0g.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I <3 MEN AND PENIS
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《MFGBIGGD0G》 @mfgbiggd0g.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Drunk and retarded rn who want me
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Dante The K9 @dantethek9.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Well, I'll be damned. It's royalty free and there's already six, generic manufacturers lined up. newatlas.com/infectious-d...
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The first 100% effective HIV prevention drug is approved and going global
An epidemic that's been sustained for 44 years might finally be quelled, with the milestone approval of the first HIV drug that offers 100% protection with its twice-yearly injections. It's a landmark...
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《MFGBIGGD0G》 @mfgbiggd0g.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Glup Shitto is my dad
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onion person @junlper.beer · 16/07/2025
repost to scare a natalist!!!!
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CD-i @cd-i.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Philips Sound & Vision: Replay: Winning Spirit Workshops CD-i: April 1995 (Philips, CD-i, 1995)
Screenshot: a closeup of an eye, with a red tint. The text reads "No Digital Video Cartridge installed"
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