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Meya, the Vodka Slayer

@meyavelli.bsky.social
2.7K followers 2K following 224 posts

💙✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿💙 Jersey girl living in New England with my wife and our two dogs. I am a vault of useless movie/TV information. (She/Her)

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Meya, the Vodka Slayer @meyavelli.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Make a complete sentence…
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Meya, the Vodka Slayer @meyavelli.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Nope.
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Meya, the Vodka Slayer @meyavelli.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
So, I’ve been off here for awhile. Apparently Jesus died yesterday (according to Republicans) but what else have I missed?
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Spotted in Tallahassee…
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robinartemis.bsky.social @robinartemis.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
@mark-carney.bsky.social Get rid of him
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Meya, the Vodka Slayer @meyavelli.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
OMG Universe can Donald Trump PLEASE DIE!
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Meya, the Vodka Slayer @meyavelli.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I mean…
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Meya, the Vodka Slayer @meyavelli.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
🤞🏻
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Meya, the Vodka Slayer @meyavelli.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Because they are not good at anything else…
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 21/07/2025
ATTN: If you're one of the Treasury employees that handled Epstein's Suspicious Activity Reports, feel free to reach out to me via signal (in my bio). I’ll keep you anonymous- as I have the thousands of current and former federal workers who have sent me tips. Please share this widely. 🙏🏻
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👣Coco👣 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @nortygirl.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Happy Saturday 🌞
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Colin Sydes aka Lord SydesJokes #FBPE #FBR #Resist #Resistance @sydesjokes.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
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Meya, the Vodka Slayer @meyavelli.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
How about we put cocaine back in Coca Cola. We’ve earned it!
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Mark Lemley @marklemley.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Now THAT's a cease and desist letter
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Meya, the Vodka Slayer @meyavelli.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
We are all this post…
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Meya, the Vodka Slayer @meyavelli.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I fucking hate these ghouls.
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Meya, the Vodka Slayer @meyavelli.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Plus if everything wasn’t so damn expensive because of rich, greedy assholes, people wouldn’t have to live at home with their parents.
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Meya, the Vodka Slayer @meyavelli.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
I agree. This makes perfect sense but why? 😂
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Meya, the Vodka Slayer @meyavelli.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Evil incarnate. I didn’t know feeling this level of hate and disgust was even possible.
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Meya, the Vodka Slayer @meyavelli.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
The only thing that makes me angrier than the bill itself it the fucking dumb ass name! It makes me want to punch things.
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Meya, the Vodka Slayer @meyavelli.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
I want whatever drugs Lauren is on…please and thank you.
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
god damn he's cooking
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Meya, the Vodka Slayer @meyavelli.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
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Meya, the Vodka Slayer @meyavelli.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
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Miles Howard @milesperhoward.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
This is a Hall of Fame reader comment on a very reactionary op-ed about Zohran Mamdani's victory that was published in my local paper today.
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Meya, the Vodka Slayer @meyavelli.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
It can. And it will be. 🤬
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Meya, the Vodka Slayer @meyavelli.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Toto, I have a feeling we’re not following the constitution anymore…
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Meya, the Vodka Slayer @meyavelli.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
And yet here we are…
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Meya, the Vodka Slayer @meyavelli.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Can everyone stop talking about the mid-terms? America will be unrecognizable by then. In fact the words “mid” and “term” will probably be taken out of all dictionaries in the next month or so...
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Meya, the Vodka Slayer @meyavelli.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Never thought I’d ever live in a shit hole country but here I am…
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Meya, the Vodka Slayer @meyavelli.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
This is so wrong it’s right. 🥴
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Meya, the Vodka Slayer @meyavelli.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
You know things are bad when the highlight of your year is Poop Cruise coming out tomorrow on Netflix And you’ve been counting down the days since April…
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Meya, the Vodka Slayer @meyavelli.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Perfect.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/06/2025
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them theonion.com/democra...
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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American people wouldn’t notice them. “Don’t make any sudden movements, or they’ll spot us,” Rep. Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) said out of the corner of his mouth, […]
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BEJR.NEWS @bejr.blacksky.app · 23/06/2025
#protestart #antiwar #warcrimes #iran #israel #MAGAwarcrimes
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Meya, the Vodka Slayer @meyavelli.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
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Meya, the Vodka Slayer @meyavelli.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
This… 💯
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Meya, the Vodka Slayer @meyavelli.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
They’ve been ignoring it for 6 MONTHS! Ugh these people…
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
These tweets aged like gas station sushi.
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Meya, the Vodka Slayer @meyavelli.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
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Meya, the Vodka Slayer @meyavelli.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Lmfao
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Meya, the Vodka Slayer @meyavelli.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
You know your old when your driving and you ask Siri to play Heart and it plays the theme song from Hart to Hart and you listen to the whole damn thing…and know Max’s voice over. 😑
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Meya, the Vodka Slayer @meyavelli.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Is it 1313 Mockingbird Lane?
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Meya, the Vodka Slayer @meyavelli.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Finally some good news.
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Meya, the Vodka Slayer @meyavelli.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Seriously thou, when’s this fucker going to die a long and painful death?
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Meya, the Vodka Slayer @meyavelli.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Amazing! ☺️
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Meya, the Vodka Slayer @meyavelli.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
The question is…why was RFJ Jr IN Florida? Something’s a foot…
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🇺🇸Christy🇨🇦 @christymche.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
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