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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Idk who needs to know this, but friendly reminder that you should never, ever reply to unsolicited text/email messages. Always login to the website for the company the text claims it's from, and check on things from a different channel to confirm it's legit.

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

It only took 10 years, praise his noodly appendage

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Pleased to announce that in this, the year of our Lord 2026, through what miracle of backwards compatibility assurance I know not what, my 2013 Pioneer car stereo and my Google Pixel phone suddenly play nicely together. I can even see my recent songs on YouTube. May miracles never cease.

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

#TIL the word Mahogany is actually African origin (like so many things, including humans) despite commonly used mahogany varieties actually being from the Philippines or South America www.recordonline.com/story/entert...

recordonline.com

Hey, red, ... In search of the perfect piece of mahogany

I was putting the finishing touches on a cedar arbor and needed one more piece of wood, a piece that, although thin, had to be extra strong as well as attractive and decay resistant. Pressure-treated…

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Ok yeah the recommendations for the color I wanted for the back door from the kid and the lady at the Sherwin Williams store were right - this Wild Poppy is def my new favorite color. I'm so excited I wish I didn't still have to finish sanding and priming 😂😭 it's sooooo pretty

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

May or may not have done that one in the past 😭

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Meanwhile they allow foreign words and continent names lmao

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Oh and Lil Simz, and idk if they're rap 💯 but also Samara Cyn, Sampa the Great.

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I'm super into Leikeili47 (prob spelled that wrong), Crystal Crave, Snow tha product and of course Doechii rn

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Your friendly reminder that data centers are a neutral concept. It's when companies try to take shortcuts with cooling + energy that they are a problem. That is not unique to data centers although they bring the issue into clear focus - industrial facilities MUST be required to consume responsibly

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

NGL idk who Blondie the rapper is and I thought I listen to a lot of female rappers, but Blondie is like...

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Blondie - Call Me

ALT: Blondie - Call Me

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

#ADDlifeprotip #2 - you may think you can leave that painters tape up for a second. After all, it's on the brick, and you're coming right back to paint another coat, right? WRONG. You are completely wrong and might not touch that shit again for a month. Go take it off now. Right now.

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I've decided to start a #ADDlifeprotip thread. Tip #1 - I am aware they added the H. I also don't care. That alone probably cost millions of young kids a needed diagnosis because they could sit still.

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Lol wordle, who you calling a bitch?

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Still mad about the Monday spelling bee. It's pathetic they allowed hepatic but not petechiae

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

I thought this was a cardinal when I broke out the phone, but I wasn't wearing my glasses and looking at this photo it's possible I saw a tiny red dragon instead

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

I think I’m officially old. One of my (not THAT much) younger colleagues told me she wants to be like me when she grows up, after a particularly contentious meeting lol. The irony is I HATE that type of thing but sometimes I have no choice but to fight back on a particularly bad idea.

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

This is the most useful pain chart I have ever seen in my life

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

I guess it's that time of year again0😭🥺

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Anybody else grab their keys and wallet to go outside, even if they're not actually leaving, so you can trick the dog into thinking you left (so they don't get their feelings hurt bc they can't go outside)? No? Only me? Oh.

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Mitoo Mitoo2025: Sad Brown Puppy

ALT: Mitoo Mitoo2025: Sad Brown Puppy

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Well that's good news, hopefully it doesn't get appealed to one of Trump's pet judges. I still can't get over David Vitter's wife getting a lifetime appointment.

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Stabby Spice @stabbyspice.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

FUCKING THIS.

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

this is some bullshit Louisiana Republicans eliminate elected position days before Democrat was to assume office www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...

msn.com

MSN

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

This product photo is amazing. I totally see hot rancher ladies whipping out their handy dandy standing aid when they slip in the mud puddle. 10/10 photoshop

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

That's a good one lol, maybe better than the "if one m&m in the bowl is shit, do you eat the m&m" one

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Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Some hotels had a very bad Sunday morning. 😬

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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 12/04/2026

Multiple Jada Pinkett discussions all stemming from a manipulated (the original still exists) 3 year old video. Now i gotta mute "jada" and hope if Jadakiss does something interesting you spell the whole name

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

I really don't get why she takes up so much rent free space in people's minds, they need to chill

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

No, but who cares, he's cute? People just need to admit they like eye candy. Or he was cute anyway, I haven't seen anything with him in it a minute lol

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Well, we are waiting? Chop chop

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Lol, mine are too, I find myself saying things I never thought I would - and we are well past the age where that's stuff like "don't lick the checkout counter" 😂 I barely avoided having to explain what a pearl necklace was the other day

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Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

If you are considering researching, writing, publishing another why do some people put potato salad in their gumbo story, just don’t. No one cares.

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Like every time I open threads (rare) their algorithm throws that at me, because nola and controversy I guess? Idk, I can't figure out social media anymore lol

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Bet you didn't know you were in the mood for house music tonight, did you? music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

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House Music Deep Dive

Digging through the crates

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Lil disappointed I didn't get Genius on DILDO, but ODDLY is also funny, all things considered 🤣

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Yes, that's my biggest concern, and a good point. My gait is all messed up now, after limping for almost 4 years, to the point we thought I had microfractures and need to do PT

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Maybe you'll really get lucky and they'll talk about a "sensitive bundle" 😂😂😂

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Sometimes I wonder about things like "Would the tech trend to refer to a standard product as 'core' change, if any of the dudes that push it read romance novels - and realized that's the #1 euphemism for a woman's vaginal canal?"

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Lmaoooo it did, bet that was an "hahaha I mean oops"

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

I'm so mad, this one is so bad I probably have a suit, but idk if I want to deal with figuring all that out

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Today in #shitdoctorssay - "you were right" - the vascular surgeon to me, about my theory that my leg pain since 2022 was caused by an injury during the femoral catheter I got. So to all the doctors who didn't believe me & thought I was exaggerating, including the one I was married to - FUCK YOU 🖕🖕🖕

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Definitely not just you. My anthem currently is "fuck you, cuz I ain't in the mood today"

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Lol I wasn't fast enough to get a photo, but my Alexa just popped a story with "Weird history facts: 12 Christmas Myths that are totally false" Um, who wants to tell them?

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

So, I decided to use some of the new smart light lightbulbs for my back patio. I thought that meant that the bulbs were smart, but turns out to get them to all sync, on schedules, & hear music means you need a masters degree in lightbulb applications. I’m not sure I’m smart enough for smart bulbs.

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