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Malber1

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Knitter, sometimes runner, and lover of exclamation points!

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Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 3h
Y’all. I don’t have a porch for a goose, but… www.reddit.com/r/crochet/s/...
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From the crochet community on Reddit: my favorite project to date: goose tapestry with interchangeable outfits
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Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And CVS on Louisiana is saying they don’t have the Covid vaccine in.
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Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Have I signed up for a mid day meeting yoga class during convention as an excuse to buy one of the bazillion pairs of stretchy pants Instagram tries to sell me every time I hop on there? Maybe.
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Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
OK Gretna folks. If I want to go see Peabody this weekend where do I get off the expressway? Where do I park? October is the month to see all my college bands! Is Better than Ezra playing somewhere?
Gretna Fest this weekend Thirdeyeblind with Peabody
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Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Got a room in the hotel group block and changed my flight!
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Gin Blossoms - Hey Jealousy Music Video
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Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh, no.
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Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In 2025 some of y’all made fun of me, saying I would never return the skein of yarn that didn’t match. You were correct. Instead I will make a wall hanging for my pins!
Pin pennant pattern on Ravelry. It is silver with a tassel hanging from a dowel.
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Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The laps in the pool don’t open until 1pm. At that point I may have become one with this couch. Back to work tomorrow.
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Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Watching a woman show off her yarn haul from a Chicago trip. The Wool & Co store has shopping carts. I’m never allowed to visit that store.
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Baby Throwing Money Out Window
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Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m not allowed to go to Aldi anymore, but Sophie will spend the rest of the day destroying this toy and rolling around in the catnip that came with it!
Sophie Jane, tuxedo cat, plays with a spiral cardboard toy on a floor littered with catnip.
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Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Parked outside the car repair shop near my house. I’m sorry, I don’t think they will be able to fix it. 😬
A BMW, I think, completely burned to a crisp
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Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Frozen cooling towels. May be the answer to my hot yoga woes. No puking this morning…so far!
Ziploc with two cooling towels inside.
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Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
More likely a gas station selling Boudin and Cracklin’ at a counter in the back. Best food you ever ate!
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Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you throw that extra McDonald’s cheeseburger in the freezer two minutes is entirely too long to microwave it. Gotta go air my house out now. 😣😂
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Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s GBBO day!
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Photography by Alfie Goodrich @alfie.photography · 24/09/2026
Excellent news. People need as few barriers as possible to seeing this film.
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Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Look who is on the reboot of A Different World! #WhoDat
Cam Jordan conducting an interview asking So you saying Hillman’s too small for you?
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Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just got a call from a pollster. Do I approve or disapprove of TFG? Strongly or somewhat? Is there a stronger options than strongly?
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Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The crows ate the cat food I put out for House Gary yesterday. I want to put more out, but the people walking their dogs down my street will be very annoyed with me. 😬
Merlin app results - Blue Jays, Cardinals, Sparrows, and Crows
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Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s 76° outside, so all the talk at aquafit is about scuba jackets for this cold weather.
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Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wait, is it Fall, y’all?
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Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That’s unfortunate. They actually responded last time some moron bolted out of a side street and made me hit him.
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Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why are you here? This is my naptime.
Sophie Jane, tuxedo cat, stares at me from atop a cat tree in the fluffy cat bed. She does not look happy.
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Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Can’t even make the iron level to give blood. Probably a good thing they approved those infusions. 😭😭😭🤷‍♀️
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Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yes, I’m heading in to work to feed the cat because it’s my AGM’s day off.
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Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I was 49 when I was let go from the last hotel. BCBS turned me down for a bridge plan because a podiatrist once noted a small bunion on one foot. I wasn’t treated for it. No pain. Just a note in my chart.
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Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Today’s AquaHIIT jam. If you are of a certain age you now have the rap going through your head.
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Young MC - Bust A Move Music Video
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Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Blues traveler and Gin Blossoms as the closing night entertainment for convention. Maybe I need to change my flight. 🤔
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Todd Kennedy @bayoufilmprof.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Save the date for the book release party for Anthony Bourdain, Filmmaker.....Oct 20 6-8 pm at Garden District Bookshop (New Orleans). Pre-order now to guarantee a signed copy: gardendistrictbookshop.com/product-page.... More details: todd-kennedy.com #bourdain #AnthonyBourdain
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Anthony Bourdain, Filmmaker (Paperback) | The Garden District Book Shop
Anthony Bourdain, FilmmakerTodd Kennedy(Pre-Order, Signed | Publication Date: October 20, 2026)Paperback Edition: $29.99 | 322 Pages, 15 b&w illus. ABOUT THE BOOKPlacing Bourdain's legacy in cinem...
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Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It’s been almost two weeks since my doc appointment. I’m guessing BCBS does not want to pay for iron infusions. I could eat copious amounts of red meat, or I could just eat bowls of cereal in almond milk with a glass of OJ. The cereal is probably more affordable right now.
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Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Can I finish this before I travel at the end of October? Had to make a chain row counter so I wouldn’t have to be tethered to my iPad clicking off rows as I go…because I wouldn’t do that. 🧶 #knitting
Glide pattern in greens and teals with pops of pink florets. A cake and a row counter in the background.
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Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My right knee has decided to be very painful today. There will be a lot of child’s pose in this yoga class. 🥵 😣
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america.is.not.free @antifapatriot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
¡ THIS ¡ is The Kennedy Center! 💥💯 ❤️‍🔥👑🥲😍🤩😘 #KennedyCenter
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Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Small boxes of cereals are on sale at CVS, if you are a cereal person!
Shows Apple Jacks and fruit loops for $1.99 a box
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Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pallets are a plague on society. There has to be a better way to ship stuff.
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Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
No. youtube.com/shorts/_fD1P...
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Dan Regan ruined my day with this. So I had to go and make it worse. Blame him.
YouTube video by John Kotrides
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Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I left the knitting project I am desperately trying to finish at work. That means I am forced to wind my yarn and start the one I’ve been wanting to cast on. Chances of finishing the other any time soon - zero to none. 🧶#knitting
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Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I love these make your own scratch off tickets!
Boom pow cards some with silver circles and some with writing.
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Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The chaos blanket crochet videos are cracking me up. Knitters see a messed up stitch and ask if they should frog 72 hours of work. Crocheters say something happened back here, but it’s fine. Whatever. There’s an extra stitch. It will all work out. So much more chill!
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Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Stop making everything a thing! I’m awaiting news on whether or not my insurance will pay for an iron infusion…because I legitimately have low ferritin levels. Will BCBS approve it? Who the hell knows!
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Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I informed my doctor about my four grandparents with Abdominal Aortic Aneurysms. She asked if they smoked. Yep, all of them. I have never. She told me that was probably the main cause.
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Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Brother printer diagnosis - your printer is offline. Set your printer to online. THAT IS THE PROBLEM I’M TRYING TO SOLVE.
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Printer Destruction: The Office Space Middle Finger
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Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Overslept my alarm and was dreaming about sleeping and dreaming.
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Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Someone absolutely wore that to my prom in 1989.
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Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Born at the end of the year. Subtract 1 from the current year to figure out my age. So I just do that all year…until I have to answer a doctor. Then I look like I’m too addled to remember how old I am!
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Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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I'm Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today
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Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Lifeguard found a necklace like this at the pool. So there I was explaining to the Boomer guard and the GenZ guard what it is. 😆
Necklace with a Rebel Alliance symbol pendant.
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Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
850 sq ft in Brooklyn doesn’t seem like a small space, Netflix. You need a show just called Pretty Apartments.
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Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I gotta turn off YouTube.
Romanesco bag on ravelry. Two purses with pokey bits all over
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Malber1 @malber1.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Two years ago I took a picture of this house. I love a pink house, but not this pink and not on this much house
Pink Garden District House
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