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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Ok yeah the recommendations for the color I wanted for the back door from the kid and the lady at the Sherwin Williams store were right - this Wild Poppy is def my new favorite color. I'm so excited I wish I didn't still have to finish sanding and priming 😂😭 it's sooooo pretty

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

I thought this was a cardinal when I broke out the phone, but I wasn't wearing my glasses and looking at this photo it's possible I saw a tiny red dragon instead

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

This is the most useful pain chart I have ever seen in my life

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

I guess it's that time of year again0😭🥺

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

This product photo is amazing. I totally see hot rancher ladies whipping out their handy dandy standing aid when they slip in the mud puddle. 10/10 photoshop

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Lil disappointed I didn't get Genius on DILDO, but ODDLY is also funny, all things considered 🤣

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Today in #shitdoctorssay - "you were right" - the vascular surgeon to me, about my theory that my leg pain since 2022 was caused by an injury during the femoral catheter I got. So to all the doctors who didn't believe me & thought I was exaggerating, including the one I was married to - FUCK YOU 🖕🖕🖕

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Why is it so hot 😭😭😭 I am trying to sand this damned garage door (yes still, the test samples this time lol) and I'm burning 🥵🥵🥵

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Mardi Gras #2 with one of the world’s biggest babies. I thought the amount of traffic or the bands/music down the road would get him, but nope, it was the news chopper that about took him out lol. He’s calm again, for the moment

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Also why tf does searching for a rap emoji give me a T-Rex???

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Floor mounted is not a real goddamn thing. This type of thing drives my systems brain batshit crazy. If it's on the floor, it's not mounted ffs. I do not care if the API/algorithm won't return a result without an exact match, so you needed something to identify non-wall mounted.

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Ok Mirriam Webster, now y'all are just fucking with me.

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

The nice thing about wood is that if some dude leaves big pieces sitting around outside, which are too heavy for you to move, eventually they will simply rot and then be nicely portable yay #HomeImprovement

A piece of what was very expensive lumber to be used in a closet, instead rotted until it could be broken in half by a person that is a bit of a weakling.

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Anybody want to help me pick paint colors for my big garage door? It's detached with fencing so you can't tell it's part of the house, so the idea is to choose a color that carries through to the patio and brick (inspo photo with my boy Luke on the left)

Black great dane sleeping next to a house with orange brick, blue shutters and a terrazzo floor

Three shades of brick orange/red on a white door

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

Its illogical how cathartic I feel to redecorate after a breakup, it's not like those dudes GAF about decor (or most of my interests) beyond "where can I put my video game and/or things that should have been left at the bar" anyway 😂 But it is, plus look at how cute this print & new bedspread are!

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

Ok guys, I'm sold. ChatGPT is actually kind of amazing.

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

I wish somebody would tell these word game people that dimed is absolutely a word. Here I am, diming out Octordle to the general public. See how that works?

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

Y'all. Who the fuck thought "Plantagenet Cherokee" was a good name for a font? Inquiring minds want to know. What is that even supposed to mean??

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

This is the man who stole my heart almost 20 years ago, and it's broken now that I had to tell him goodbye. He was the bestest boy, a true ride or die, and he kicked ass up one side of the street and down the other. Much love Jimmy Cat, and thank you for all of it.

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Got a missing baby, y'all #nolatwitter #nolasky 12 yo Hispanic boy, Bryan Vasquez, and he's non-verbal so remain chill if you see him & call NOPD 7th district 504-658-6070 or 911

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

Even the fireworks by me weren't as nice as usual, not sure if my neighbors are as disenchanted with the holiday as we are or they are just feeling the pinch of rising prices. Oh well, I got my new flag up: for the spirit of the season

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

Happy birthday, daddy, I miss you.

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

Not me looking for an emoji of a kitchen sink for my chores app and getting the Titanic 😂

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

I think they're on to something.

Screenshot of a Reddit post that says:

My BFF is a PhD pharmacist and she calls controlled meds “emotional medications” because they make pharmacists emotional.

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

Alas the answer to the clue "To-do pile's place" in today's NY Times crossword is unlikely to be "TRASH"

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

My teenager is starting to know me as a person lmao Happy belated #mothersday witches

Cloth napkin that says A Woman's Place is at the helm of a Powerful Coven where she can bend reality to her will and strike fear into the hearts of men

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

Wish my day was even half this chill

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

Lol apparently the trick on getting the dog and the cat to sit quietly is a) letting the dog on the couch and b) needing to get up to get ready for work.

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

What is this??? Does Microsoft really think we needed new options for copy/paste? I mean, we kind of did (as somebody that pastes unformatted all the damned time) but the odds of anybody over 10yo remembering it exists is virtually nil.

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

My kids went to see Kendrick Lamar in ATL and all I got was to walk their neurotic dog (who checks their cars every time to see if this time they're just hiding in there)

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

I have doomed myself. Bought a bag of that Royal Canin Great Dane food to see whether its worth the hype and a) Luke fucking LOVES it, b) he refuses to eat his other food, c) the cats want it to (first ingredient is chicken fat apparently). That shit is $100 a bag!! What have I done? 😭

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

Walgreen's line so busy the ducks are just chilling in the middle

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

Bit late because it's always busy busy, but happy belated crawfish day (Good Friday) to all those who celebrate!

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

Sure thing, Todoist, remain calm 🙄

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Goddamn YT why you gotta make me feel old like this

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Goddamn YT why you gotta make me feel old like this

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Spoiled rotten lol. Oh well, nobody but him liked that scratchy pillow cover from Pottery Barn anyway

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

I think maybe the dog wants to go for a drive 😂

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Y'alllllll my boy Luke loves bubbles. Did you know you wanted to see a giant dog pony frolic today with bacon scented bubbles? Well here's your chance.

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

Lmao I just realized that I got that hot fireman/rescue puppy calendar this year, and by mid-Feb I had adopted a rescue dog. Next year I need a calendar of hot firemen doing chores, since the subliminal messaging seems to work on me 😂 Anyway Luke is doing great!

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

Update, we finally relaxed inside. Going to have to get some weight back on this guy, I can count all his ribs

Skinny great Dane laying on a cream colored rug in a living room with parquet wood floors

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

The eagle has landed. And does not currently want to see inside the house lol

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

Enjoy the peace and quiet while you can, little buddy, there's about to be a dog shaped pony in the house.

Elderly tuxedo cat napping on a brightly colored crochet blanket on a green pleather couch

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

Y'all I think I must need somebody to come shake some sense into me today, I just put in an adoption application for a Great Dane. Look at this beautiful boy though

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Thee Jen 🐝 @metryjen.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Lmaoooo Google turned off reviews for the Gulf of Mexico

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