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Empress of Crows @metasynchronic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Remember when VW used Pink Moon in a commercial and everyone remembered Nick Drake?

Empress of Crows @metasynchronic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Bc I'm a big believer in giving props when due, I want to direct your attention to the awesome team at @bullypulpithq.bsky.social I heard about their RPG based on The Night Witches (some of my favorite WW2 history) and was immediately hooked. I bought the book, then realized that +

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Empress of Crows @metasynchronic.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Everyone knows that pee is stored in the balls.

A weather pattern with a distinct phallic shape and two yellow ovoids.

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Empress of Crows @metasynchronic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I don't even wear Halloween costumes, but I am pretty sure I have the best idea for a group Halloween costume this year. And I called dibs on this one:

Dr Ryland Grace, from Project Hail Mary, played by Ryan Gosling, wearing a red jumpsuit, cream Converse, and a periodic table t shirt.

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Empress of Crows @metasynchronic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I'm making cupcakes for a friend's birthday tomorrow, and we'll be celebrating at mahjong. Look at the toppers I made!

White chocolate molded pieces the shape and size of mahjong tiles, with hand painted images.

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Empress of Crows @metasynchronic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Of course we would have a suspicion of a UTI on a holiday weekend when our family vet is closed.

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Empress of Crows @metasynchronic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Crossed the deserts bare, man I've breathed the mountain air, man Of travel I've had my share, man I've been everywhere

A map of the us with 40 states marked visited, 4 marked as lived in.

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Empress of Crows @metasynchronic.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I wanted to make a joke about ICE going to Kenya to see lions, but it's actually a horrible thing that happened and it's awful that my brain went into internet archive mode. So basically now you are getting the discourse instead of the humor. No humor until humanity is saved.

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Julie Morris of the Auntifa Morrises @juliemoonthego.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

If there’s a heaven and Dolly’s there now, she’s spending an hour signing autographs with fans before knocking on God’s door with a list of things They’d better start putting to rights. Fly home, sweet songbird.

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Empress of Crows @metasynchronic.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

My husband likes to buy expensive wood and then remove bits of it at a time until it looks different.

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anti-leaf blower account @eboldy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

hey bsky twinja we need to start a group chat to help granddad pls reply if you’d like in

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Empress of Crows @metasynchronic.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

That is not the movie I would have wanted based on the source material but that is the movie we got. All the best moments were cut, and they still killed the dog.

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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 18/08/2026

My wife wanted me to try her gluten-free ramen so she extended a fork full of them towards me. I put my hand under them, as one does, so they didn't drip on the table and she dumped the pile of noodles onto my palm, like that's what I wanted, with complete confidence. I love my wife.

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Empress of Crows @metasynchronic.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Me: posts on social media musing about possible need for a back end developer for some idea. Every single person who ever took a computer class: I'll track down this person and find their cell number and text them directly!

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Man Makes Disgusted 'EW' Face

Alt: Man Makes Disgusted 'EW' Face

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Empress of Crows @metasynchronic.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Mom update, not being released yet. They're looking at her heart for possible valve issues that may have caused the stroke. Slightly better cognition today, but still loopy.

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Empress of Crows @metasynchronic.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I have a very dignified dog. And then I also have Meryem.

A slightly blurry white and apricot floof with her tongue out

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Empress of Crows @metasynchronic.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

It's storming! Actual rain! Also, my mother had a stroke, and her post stroke behavior has been weird enough that no one thought it was a stroke. So that's another example of the weird medical family I am part of.

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Empress of Crows @metasynchronic.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Birthday lunch with birthday man after birthday swimming

A man in a blue shirt sits at a shaded table with an onion ring on a napkin

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Empress of Crows @metasynchronic.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

BABIES!!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍

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Empress of Crows @metasynchronic.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Continuing to up the whimsy quotient at my work by gifting blind boxes to my coworkers.

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Empress of Crows @metasynchronic.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Please ask me questions aka smash the like button to validate my existence!!!

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Empress of Crows @metasynchronic.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I have the absolute weirdest song stuck in my head and if you guess it right, um.... I am sorry?

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Empress of Crows @metasynchronic.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Is this the nerdiest thing I have ever done? IDK, it's pretty funny to me.

Photo of the nintendo switch screen showing the residents in tomodachi life. They are all Tudor era players from England, France, and Spain.

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Empress of Crows @metasynchronic.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I was trying to explain about Twinja, Antifa, hamburgers, podcasts, Tankies, dog pics, and the associated lore that means I could potentially be on someone's watch list, and it was kind of hilarious seeing the confusion taking over. Especially bc these were ballet people.

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Empress of Crows @metasynchronic.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

If you don't have a vintage planer with a rosewood handle are you even a wood bro?!?

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Empress of Crows @metasynchronic.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Does tequila kill the poo virus? Asking for me.

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Empress of Crows @metasynchronic.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Sometimes the boba place is closed on Monday and I drink two frosty margaritas instead, sorry not sorry hashtag lol

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Empress of Crows @metasynchronic.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Michigan born and raised, now living in Colorado. Official cool kid on the internet. Coastal elites have never crossed my mind. Michigan accents aren't on my radar either. Water access, human rights, food, health care... that's what matters. Come on, Haley, do better.

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Empress of Crows @metasynchronic.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Extremely valuable and frustrating reading. Make sure to click through, the linked article is deeply nested.

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Empress of Crows @metasynchronic.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Think anyone would notice if this dog sat in for me at work?

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Empress of Crows @metasynchronic.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Loot drop at my defeat: - Tiny bottles of eye drops - Half finished rolls of KT tape - Dried out dog treats and crumbs from my pockets - An emote of the backpack kid/flossing - several partly used and abandoned organizer systems and calendars

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Empress of Crows @metasynchronic.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Ugh. Threads is having a continental drift experience around code-switching. A bunch of pale saints are trying to claim they code-switch despite being in the linguistic and cultural power position, and Black people are telling them not to do that.

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Empress of Crows @metasynchronic.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

J made a box for my best boy. He now has a permanent home where I can keep him safe and close.

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Empress of Crows @metasynchronic.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Tracks? I think it was called? It was in Port Huron.

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Empress of Crows @metasynchronic.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I typically don't complain much about things that bother me, but today I'm definitely getting a heavy load of emotions and rejection anxiety, whether the actual rejection is real or just perceived, the anxiety is absolutely real. And today it was in my happy place, making it a sad place.

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Empress of Crows @metasynchronic.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Considering my husband is a Leo, and what his horoscope says, I'm pretty sure that the horrors will continue.

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Empress of Crows @metasynchronic.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Hey Linguistic people... is there a study or documentation somewhere about the French origins of Michigan and the resulting spoken English accent that drops letters? I'm curious bc I was raised in Detroit, and have that nasal accent -

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Empress of Crows @metasynchronic.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I went to pride and took pictures. Most of the pictures were with my instant camera and I gave them away. It made people smile. I like that.

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