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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 28/01/2025
I just got back from the Doctor and He said that I have Type II Diarrhea !! The Sperm Count in my Poop is WAY too High !! He said that there is an Easy Cure for it but I am NOT doing it !!
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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 28/01/2025
You know what else is a Yogurt Organizer ?? My Ass !!
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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 29/01/2025
I've been Rubbing Poop on the Peterson Family's Door Knobs for Two Months !!
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metaprogrammer.bsky.social @metaprogrammer.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
@carlos09757.bsky.social thank you. I will check it out. Like and share please thank you. Love you brother.
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metaprogrammer.bsky.social @metaprogrammer.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Aw, Potus47 is a traitor, rapist fraud with a 9th grade reading level but at least he stands up to bullies. Support your president. Support a #conservative #govt #agenda #Drainswamps #endtyranny #pitchforks at the ready. #americarules #americaisno1, #americaisthebest #fucktheccp #love #freehumans
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They Are Here @skymysteries.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
UFOs over the ocean #UFO #UAP
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metaprogrammer.bsky.social @metaprogrammer.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Help me get back on my feet after 8 years of addiction and loss gofund.me/b256ea9f Likes and shares most appreciated thank you friends
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Donate to Help Me Rebuild After Addiction and Loss, organized by Tyler McNinch
After 8 years of drug addiction and 9 rehabs, I've been clean since October 18,… Tyler McNinch needs your support for Help Me Rebuild After Addiction and Loss
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They Are Here @skymysteries.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Laser coming from clouds. A group of tourists and some locals look in amazement at a beam of green light emerging from a cloud. Saudi Arabia - Jan 20, 2025.
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They Are Here @skymysteries.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
In case if you need it.
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Ridged Chips @donkeyshit.rocks · 24/01/2025
I'm Not Gay but this Wizard Teleported his Ass On and Off my Dick a few times !! There was Nothing I could Do About It !!
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They Are Here @skymysteries.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
What the hell is that? #UFO #UAP
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metaprogrammer.bsky.social @metaprogrammer.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I'm sorry. I meant to send that to my friend Stardust901. I'm tyler. Just a person who follows you.
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metaprogrammer.bsky.social @metaprogrammer.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
@stardust901.bsky.social
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metaprogrammer.bsky.social @metaprogrammer.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
@stardust999.bsky.social
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metaprogrammer.bsky.social @metaprogrammer.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
No, Trump works for putin. He is in the debt of Russian oligarchs for at least $200 million. Probably very very much more.
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Art Candee 🍿🥤 @artcandee.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Nobody elected these clowns and they shouldn’t be going over to Greenland to discuss a hostile takeover. Clown. Show.
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metaprogrammer.bsky.social @metaprogrammer.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Good King Wenceslas, obviously. Name your fourth favorite bro
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Oh you’re a REAL Christmas fan? Name your second favorite Wenceslas
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metaprogrammer.bsky.social @metaprogrammer.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Still cute AF
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metaprogrammer.bsky.social @metaprogrammer.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I do. I've had it since the 6th grade.
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Stashi-kitty MOO-Stashi Mustache @stashi-kitty.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Happy Caturday 🐱 here are 4 of the 9 BeastieBoys backyard cat crew 😆 #BeastieBoysCatCrew #StashiFriends #straycats #communitycats #catsofbluesky #blueskycats #cats #caturday
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†PARIS HEART† @parisheartofficial.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
My new song “The Lights” comes out on January 3rd 🌹
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metaprogrammer.bsky.social @metaprogrammer.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Can you make one for the Church of universal Ascension? I already have one, but I want a better one. I like shiny things. Also, water market or you know whatever. I wouldn't sell your idea. I have too many already. Lol
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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 29/11/2024
Logo Design Service Email: ramin@nasibov.me ↳ instagram.com/raminnasibov
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metaprogrammer.bsky.social @metaprogrammer.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Your hired.
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metaprogrammer.bsky.social @metaprogrammer.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
I recommend financing a electric vehicle immediately. You're about to get the best deal. That's how it works now
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metaprogrammer.bsky.social @metaprogrammer.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Okay. We're having one now. And you're involved. Welcome to the party.
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Dyke Mum @anndvs.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Hi, I live in Europe and there's no such a thing as credit scores. Y'all need a revolution real quick.
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metaprogrammer.bsky.social @metaprogrammer.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Unpopular opinion. North Korea's ruling family are the most rapidly adapting race of aliens
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metaprogrammer.bsky.social @metaprogrammer.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
I honestly don't know
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metaprogrammer.bsky.social @metaprogrammer.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Yes, apparently the American immigrant girls have not yet learned their lesson.
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metaprogrammer.bsky.social @metaprogrammer.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Beetlejuice's head would explode the moment he arrived on Blue sky. We can't let that happen. JD Vance is the Antichrist.
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metaprogrammer.bsky.social @metaprogrammer.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Apparently The shape shifters aren't Frank Zappa fans.
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metaprogrammer.bsky.social @metaprogrammer.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Dude isn't even cool enough to be the Antichrist. Weak shit
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metaprogrammer.bsky.social @metaprogrammer.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Yes. Very glad to have them. Can't wait to hear the PBS coverage on the alien ships.
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metaprogrammer.bsky.social @metaprogrammer.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Who has banned it?
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metaprogrammer.bsky.social @metaprogrammer.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Reality except better looking
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metaprogrammer.bsky.social @metaprogrammer.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Trois, parce-que j'aime les vagines tête en bas avec beaucoup de neige.
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metaprogrammer.bsky.social @metaprogrammer.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Yes, Romania is the smartest nation in the EU.
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metaprogrammer.bsky.social @metaprogrammer.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Hey, he's stoned. All the time. Also, Richard shadyac, The outgoing CEO of St Jude quadrupled donations in 15 years. And 85% of childhood cancers if not more are now curable thanks to St Jude. So, this is a smart move. The best thing musk has come up with in decades.
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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Now is THIS the face of a person who'd support cutting funds of research for kids with cancer? Yes. Yes it is.
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metaprogrammer.bsky.social @metaprogrammer.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
You're right 9
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metaprogrammer.bsky.social @metaprogrammer.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Die hard. It's the only true Christmas movie.
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metaprogrammer.bsky.social @metaprogrammer.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Well, the real question is why I follow the clown show with the clown show? Kind of redundant isn't it?
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Art Candee 🍿🥤 @artcandee.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Whatever happens as a result of President-elect Musk falls on MAGA's shoulders. Not Joe Biden. Not Hunter Biden. Not Hillary Clinton. Not Obama. These are their clowns. This is their circus. Whatever happens is on them.
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metaprogrammer.bsky.social @metaprogrammer.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
No bro. Alien ship. Don't be dense.
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metaprogrammer.bsky.social @metaprogrammer.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Au dessus de rien
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Five @fivephoto.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Tu préfères ? La 1, la 2 ou la 3? Photo minimaliste, j’essaye de sortir de ma zone de confort ^^ aussi bien artistiquement que physiquement ^^ #bearn #pyrennees #lanscape_lovers #landscapephotography #landscape #minimaliste #snow #print #forestsnowfall #snowfall #snowforest #frost
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