Reposted by metamodernshadBrandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Pete is lost in terms of modern war. I use the example of this outgunned Ukrainian army officer who successfully terrorized a Russian unit for weeks because she "did the math." At the time, someone commented, "yeah, in combat, 'I did the math' beats 'I can do 100 pushups' every time." 2349831156
metamodernshad @metamodernshad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Any good faith discussions about Israel and Palestine should begin with an acknowledgment that this is all the fault of English colonialism. 000
metamodernshad @metamodernshad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Do y’all ever think about how Pavlov probably thought about feeding his dog every time he heard a bell ring? 001
Reposted by metamodernshadMik | Graphic Designer + Strategist @oksoboom.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026Her (2013) 084
metamodernshad @metamodernshad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Friendly reminder that you still have time to curate your Spotify Wrapped. 100
Reposted by metamodernshadDavid Forbes @davidforbes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Dems replaced action on trans rights with hollow statements, then dropped those statements, then embraced anti-trans rhetoric. Now supporting anti-trans laws and blocking pro-trans ones. At every step the "they're betraying us" radicals were correct and "be patient" liberals were completely wrong. 231977730
metamodernshad @metamodernshad.bsky.social · 16/09/2026How often do y’all think about the fact that in Dirty Dancing, Patrick Swayze’s character is in his mid-20s and Baby is 17? 000
metamodernshad @metamodernshad.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I realize that we’ve been through the looking glass for some time now; however, I need for there to be more discourse in the media about the FBI-bestiality hearing. 010
Reposted by metamodernshadProPublica @propublica.org · 11/09/2026Did you know? Every year, the Supreme Court’s nine justices fill out a form that discloses their financial connections to companies and people. Our database allows you to search for organizations and people that have paid them, reimbursed them for travel and given them gifts.projects.propublica.orgSupreme Connections: Search Supreme Court Disclosures — ProPublicaSearch Supreme Court financial disclosures for organizations and people that have paid justices, reimbursed them for travel, given them gifts and more. 27759379
metamodernshad @metamodernshad.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Billy Joe Armstrong said in an interview that every boy should question their sexuality, and I, a 14 year old Green Day fan, said bet. I proceeded to meditate on my sexuality for the next several hours, which is very likely why I’m so secure in it now. Thanks, Billy. 020
metamodernshad @metamodernshad.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I don’t know, man, but maybe if GOP men didn’t make queerphobia their entire identity and allowed themselves to question and experiment with their sexuality, the Grindr outages wouldn’t be so funny. 010
Reposted by metamodernshadChris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 09/09/2026There’s such an easy answer to this “gotcha” question and it’s “Sports are inherently unsafe and unfair and it’s ridiculous to single out trans athletes when we allow 150 pound linebackers to go up against 260 pound linemen in freshman football on a daily basis. Let kids play with their friends.” 12561111622
metamodernshad @metamodernshad.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The client who needs to be talked down once per week, emails me 6 times per day, and keeps me on the phone for hours at a time is complaining about their bill 🙄 020
metamodernshad @metamodernshad.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The letter i on my work keyboard isn’t working but only when I’m trying to type in Outlook. 110
metamodernshad @metamodernshad.bsky.social · 08/09/2026My marriage was illegal during my parents’ lifetime. 093
metamodernshad @metamodernshad.bsky.social · 06/09/2026New Guy Ritchie movie, “In the Grey,” is actual dog shit. It is so painful watching the guy who made Snatch sink so low as to make this slop. 000
metamodernshad @metamodernshad.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I really do hope that current and future generations talk about MAGA America like we talk about Nazi Germany. 010
metamodernshad @metamodernshad.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Whenever someone calls me pedantic I inform them that a missing Oxford comma in a Maine labor law contract cost Oakhurst Dairy $5 million in a 2018 overtime settlement. I’m arguably committing malpractice if I’m not being pedantic. 110
metamodernshad @metamodernshad.bsky.social · 04/09/2026It’s kinda wild to me that I’m a first time newlywed and have friends who are on their second divorce. 010
metamodernshad @metamodernshad.bsky.social · 03/09/2026My parents really fled a crumbling empire just so I could live through this crumbling empire. 020
Reposted by metamodernshadlaura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026If you haven’t read the dedication of Gloria Steinem’s autobiography My Life on the Road, it is really worth taking a second today. 272161476
metamodernshad @metamodernshad.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Me: “How do you deal with *this particular flavor of obnoxious client*?” Partner: “I hand them off to my capable associate.” 010
metamodernshad @metamodernshad.bsky.social · 02/09/2026static.klipy.comJavier Bardem as Anton ChigurhALT: Javier Bardem as Anton Chigurh 010
metamodernshad @metamodernshad.bsky.social · 02/09/2026This client loves to write email dissertations about how awful his ex is and yet forgets to answer the actual question I first asked him. 050
metamodernshad @metamodernshad.bsky.social · 02/09/2026A friend of ours just gave birth and said the OB came in and asked a lot of questions about depression. The Clancy trial is going to save lives. 000
metamodernshad @metamodernshad.bsky.social · 26/08/2026All the Flock cameras in my area have solar panels attached. So I guess Green New Deal things are very possible when used for the benefit of the police state? 020
metamodernshad @metamodernshad.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Has Adobe been constantly fucking up recently for everyone or have I specifically been marked by Satan? 120
metamodernshad @metamodernshad.bsky.social · 17/08/2026A prominent Russian banker defied the Kremlin and spoke about Russia’s mounting wartime debt. It’ll be a shame when he inevitably and unexpectedly falls out of a 20-story window in the coming months. 010
metamodernshad @metamodernshad.bsky.social · 13/08/2026We’re all in agreement that we’re leaving this space when the new MySpace launches, yes? 120
metamodernshad @metamodernshad.bsky.social · 06/08/2026My current favorite words in the English language: “mutual two week discovery extension.” 000
Reposted by metamodernshadProPublica @propublica.org · 06/08/2026Have you ever noticed your monthly SNAP benefits are low? Every year, hundreds of thousands of people are the victims of EBT theft. If you think your SNAP benefits may have been stolen, we want to hear your story.propublica.orgHave Your SNAP Benefits Ever Been Stolen? Help ProPublica Investigate.We need your help to report on EBT theft. Please share this form with others in your community who’ve found their SNAP benefits disappeared. 8266124
Reposted by metamodernshadKatelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 06/08/2026Every single Republican and gender critical person, including JK Rowling, supports this happening to you. They brag about building a future in which this type of humilating incident is common. 2360272194
Reposted by metamodernshadPaul Rosenberg @paulrosenberg.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I see 4 major developments manifest in yesterday's elections: 1) El-Sayed's victory, along with multiple downballot victories shows a significant expansion of DSA/Sanders/AOC-aligned power in the heartland, where we've been told it just couldn't reach. 1/5 640283
metamodernshad @metamodernshad.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Me, a dumb bitch: “I think I want to do family law again.” Me, a dumb bitch 3 months later: “Call me Biggie Smalls because I’m ready to die.” 030
metamodernshad @metamodernshad.bsky.social · 31/07/2026open.substack.com/pub/chuckhal...open.substack.comI Cried on October 7th. Then I Kept Crying.I’m Jewish, and I have the 23andMe results to prove it. 000
Reposted by metamodernshadAna Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 21/07/2026Most of us freelancers, no matter how famous or successful you think we are, are just a stroke or two of bad luck away from financial disaster. If you have a few bucks, consider throwing them Richard's way. 16443
metamodernshad @metamodernshad.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I am once again begging my clients to stop asking me to give them permission to do something obviously illegal. 000
metamodernshad @metamodernshad.bsky.social · 17/07/2026@littlebitoflala.bsky.social: “Do you think your life changed when you met me?” Me: “Bitch, we’re married… so yes.” 122
metamodernshad @metamodernshad.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Drafted a 9 page motion to dismiss for a 5 page complaint. That’s how bad OC’s complaint is. 010
metamodernshad @metamodernshad.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Stop saying there’s “controversy” over Nolan’s “Odyssey” film and instead say that a bunch of white supremacist chuds are upset that Black and trans people exist. Criticism that no actual Greek actors were cast are fair though. Glad to clear that up ☺️ 020
Reposted by metamodernshadAna Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 10/07/2026I think a lot of people have spent a lot of time trying draw universal truths about the state of Politics Today from the Platner situation. I wonder if the only thing that’s truly generalizable is women fear coming forward about SA and all red flags deserve attention. 1150875
metamodernshad @metamodernshad.bsky.social · 10/07/2026This might be an extremely cold take but Chicago riverwalk restaurants are for tourists who don’t know any better and finance bros who have more money than taste… the views are beautiful though. 110
metamodernshad @metamodernshad.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Shout out to the dude on the train sucking on a tomato. 010
Reposted by metamodernshadKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I don't know, man, I think if Joe Biden had kept confusing Zelenskyy with Putin and Iran with Japan, the media might have made a pretty big deal about it? 18383651638
Reposted by metamodernshad☀️Huma☀️ @huma.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Fun fact: we now have more information that suggests that contrary to the schizophrenic ramblings of desert dwellers who were mouthpieces for their imaginary friend with superpowers, the pyramids were likely built by skilled laborers gizamedia.rc.fas.harvard.edu/images/MFA-i...gizamedia.rc.fas.harvard.edu 171
Reposted by metamodernshadKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I don’t understand how people can run for office knowing they have insane baggage and/or crimes. Like I spent the entire campaign expecting AIPAC to somehow dig up my middle school livejournal fanfic account. I prepared my family for it. I’m still amazed it didn’t happen. 895239392422
metamodernshad @metamodernshad.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Back on my bullshit (read: starting a new Elden Ring run). 000