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meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
not everyday do you see a rat jumping onto a sinking ship!
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Brendan O’Kane @bokane.org · 02/10/2026
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meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
advice for junior developers: you're going to be eating fries there are plenty of mediocre fries out there get a can of no-salt creole seasoning keep it on your desk hit the fries with the seasoning especially when they're still hot you can use it on anything
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meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Schupfnudeln (or spaetzle) under well-sauteed sauerkraut, topped again with melted Swiss... maybe some mushrooms too...
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meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the pull quote from Pinkston is slightly over the character limit but I promise you it is a heater that would make the rounds on the site
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Kuba Suder 🇵🇱🇺🇦 @mackuba.eu · 11/09/2026
ae @aelkus.bsky.social:
there is a fascinating book on the history of demonology that makes point that for much of history demons were conceived as middlemen between people and the supernatural realm that you bargained with to get things done

BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social:
which book?

Ilan Muskat @calculon.bsky.social:

The C++ Programming Language by Bjarne Stroustrup
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meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Americans enter a trance state once they set foot onto the lot and immediately begin figuring out ways to justify purchasing the largest vehicle they could possibly afford already. The public subsidy here will simply add some cubic feet to whatever they do end up buying.
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meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
What if a Dodge Ram (lifted, exhaust kit) was within reach of every American?
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WildPartyInviteDecliner @ratelimitexceeder.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Francis Fukuyama keeps the winning streak alive.
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meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
more reach than usual, so: this thought pattern is cope. 2026 is a huge year for the left but growth takes time, effort and comes with bitter setbacks. the left must and will struggle for every vote. the idea that you will be crowned one day and end politics is a fantasy that only weakens you.
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meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
a politics of big rock candy mountain
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meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
the idea that Democrats are choosing not to turn out a left-wing 70% supermajority is roughly equivalent to the belief that there are $20 bills littering the street that nobody has bothered to pick up
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meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
the distinguishing factor is that scientology is an abusive cult that preys on its believers. can't think of another religion that runs a cruise ship staffed by young adults who have sworn to a billion years of servitude!
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meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
involuntarily remembering the 144 core forth-specific CPU now www.greenarraychips.com
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lookcaitlin @lookcaitlin.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
#1984 h1.nu/1BAJK
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meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I remember Tesla cheaping out and ordering some non-automotive rated touchscreens for some run of vehicles. turns out they had a ton of failures and they updated the firmware to have the affected vehicles engage the air conditioning while unoccupied to keep it from exceeding max temp
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meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I don't touch automotive stuff at all but I think you really, really want the bulletproof application-specific components for this
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meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I can propose at least one explanation for why the candidate named Thomas Smith is beating the candidate named Amir Hassan in an R primary
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meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I'm OK not cutting deals with Nurgle if I gotta be honest
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meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
also their requests are not as simple as "let _us_ drink the milk that makes you shit yourself without warning." they want you to give that milk out in every school. and 100 other equally crazy things that will change every single year
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meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
tactical outreach to R-affiliated interest groups may be beneficial under certain circumstances that said, I urge you to think hard about the 10 and 20 year ROI on catering to the people that define themselves based on their opposition to evidence-based medicine
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meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
this is exactly what they deserve, nothing more and nothing less
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meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I suppose by eliminating the conditions that result in a D51+ senate it makes House control more tenuous, perhaps not rising to "very large majority." it is safe to say we are back in one way or another
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meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
we are so back, in a small majority of expected outcomes. we are moderately back in a very large majority of the remaining outcomes
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meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
not great, not terrible. more of an eater than a looker
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meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
mashed up my usual dense NY style recipe with a subcontinental variant that calls for mango. have taken the liberty of adding saffron to this
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meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
steaming a cheesecake, the dessert that requires 20 different prep bowls
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
ejecting a floppy disk from a macintosh portable in zero-g in space (1991) www.youtube.com/watch?v=99pX... www.theatlantic.com/technology/a...
astronaut sits at a macintosh portable on a space shuttle.astronaut sits at a macintosh portable on a space shuttle. the floppy disk has been ejected and is now floating.astronaut sits at a macintosh portable on a space shuttle. the floppy disk has been ejected and is now floating (further).astronaut sits at a macintosh portable on a space shuttle. the astronaut has reached his arm out to catch the disk before it floats out of his reach.
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meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
me when I get my hands on a brick of Lustenberger 1862
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meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Iowa not present on the list
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meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Biden could have sequence-skipped the inauguration and warped into the senate minority leader's office with his starter weapon immediately after waking up on day 3 (just requires two frame perfect input sequences), but he didn't, and it speaks volumes
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meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
it feels like every single description of the reign of Nicholas II could have also served as Soviet agitprop
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meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
stumbled onto the Romanov tercentenary celebrations today. menu from the Moscow ball on right
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
entering the crab dimension. they bolt the door behind me. I have only a 5 gallon bucket of melted butter and a hammer. there is no light here
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meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I would wager this maps more or less onto a 9th decile income
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meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
is this evidence not enough for convictions? you get to blast emails at your competitors telling them to raise prices and walk away with fines?
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meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
turns out egg prices were being nationally manipulated for a period of a few years, between 2022 and 2025 you ever, as a CEO, hold a weekly scheduled call with your competitor's CEOs where you discuss pricing? www.wpr.org/news/wiscons... www.wisdoj.gov/PressRelease...
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meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
of course scott wiener's chinese name includes the character for "tall"
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meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
"black children have a certain inherent quality that is diminished when they are raised by non-black people, and it's harmful to the child" is 100% an argument against loving v virginia
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meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
racial essentialism is a dark and twisted path and I'm sure the quoted poster isn't gonna like where it leads
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meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
music of the beers
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John-Charles Holmes @sonic9jct.jctholmes.com · 19/06/2026
Guys after 10 years of searching thru my files and hard drives and old computers, I finally found it again; the single best Missed Connections listing I've ever seen
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meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
best of luck to the House of Saud as they attempt to buy the settlement they had 4 months ago
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meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
odious authoritarian states around the Gulf spent billions on bribes for the president and his family ($0.5B in worthless crypto purchases from the UAE, $2B in "investment" from Saudi Arabia, etc.) only to be betrayed by a completely inept moron
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meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Consider: an aggressive national expansion of Tudor's Biscuit World.
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meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I think these are Chinese - Ao Li Ao...
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meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
cold noodle season is officially back
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meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I took a German (insane hiker variant) to Buc-ees enroute to a national park. we got some brisket and egg tacos, fudge, he was into it he texted his family pictures of the pump line and they regarded this as a manifestation of evil seeping onto the face of the earth. pure decadence
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meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
a lot of talk about oil prices being a forcing mechanism for the end of the war, but it feels like the reverse applies: every day WTI holds below $120 or whatever is just more runway to reject a deal and order more strikes
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