meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026advice for junior developers: you're going to be eating fries there are plenty of mediocre fries out there get a can of no-salt creole seasoning keep it on your desk hit the fries with the seasoning especially when they're still hot you can use it on anything 062
meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 23/09/2026the pull quote from Pinkston is slightly over the character limit but I promise you it is a heater that would make the rounds on the site 011
meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 04/09/2026What if a Dodge Ram (lifted, exhaust kit) was within reach of every American? 110
Reposted by meta macroWildPartyInviteDecliner @ratelimitexceeder.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Francis Fukuyama keeps the winning streak alive. 414231633
meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 04/08/2026tactical outreach to R-affiliated interest groups may be beneficial under certain circumstances that said, I urge you to think hard about the 10 and 20 year ROI on catering to the people that define themselves based on their opposition to evidence-based medicine 111
meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 03/08/2026we are so back, in a small majority of expected outcomes. we are moderately back in a very large majority of the remaining outcomes 120
meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 03/08/2026steaming a cheesecake, the dessert that requires 20 different prep bowls 120
Reposted by meta macrovideogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 25/07/2026ejecting a floppy disk from a macintosh portable in zero-g in space (1991) www.youtube.com/watch?v=99pX... www.theatlantic.com/technology/a... 222558
meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 24/07/2026me when I get my hands on a brick of Lustenberger 1862 000
meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Biden could have sequence-skipped the inauguration and warped into the senate minority leader's office with his starter weapon immediately after waking up on day 3 (just requires two frame perfect input sequences), but he didn't, and it speaks volumes 020
meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 08/07/2026stumbled onto the Romanov tercentenary celebrations today. menu from the Moscow ball on right 120
meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 06/07/2026entering the crab dimension. they bolt the door behind me. I have only a 5 gallon bucket of melted butter and a hammer. there is no light here 130
meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 01/07/2026turns out egg prices were being nationally manipulated for a period of a few years, between 2022 and 2025 you ever, as a CEO, hold a weekly scheduled call with your competitor's CEOs where you discuss pricing? www.wpr.org/news/wiscons... www.wisdoj.gov/PressRelease... 120
meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 29/06/2026of course scott wiener's chinese name includes the character for "tall" 000
Reposted by meta macroJohn-Charles Holmes @sonic9jct.jctholmes.com · 19/06/2026Guys after 10 years of searching thru my files and hard drives and old computers, I finally found it again; the single best Missed Connections listing I've ever seen 191333373
meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 19/06/2026odious authoritarian states around the Gulf spent billions on bribes for the president and his family ($0.5B in worthless crypto purchases from the UAE, $2B in "investment" from Saudi Arabia, etc.) only to be betrayed by a completely inept moron 110
meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I took a German (insane hiker variant) to Buc-ees enroute to a national park. we got some brisket and egg tacos, fudge, he was into it he texted his family pictures of the pump line and they regarded this as a manifestation of evil seeping onto the face of the earth. pure decadence 000
meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 10/06/2026a lot of talk about oil prices being a forcing mechanism for the end of the war, but it feels like the reverse applies: every day WTI holds below $120 or whatever is just more runway to reject a deal and order more strikes 130
meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 08/06/2026every time I read something on best practices in python it makes me feel like some sort of gentry peering at the villeins working the earth in the valley belowpyrefly.orgAre you really expected to run five type-checkers now? | PyreflyLibrary maintainers may feel overwhelmed by the plurality of type checkers that exist. We offer some guidance on how to focus their efforts where they matter most. 021
meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 24/05/2026my hands were reaching automatically for the soy sauce... before I knew it I was knee deep in a novel gustatory experience sorry. I will be more based and white working class in the future 000
meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 24/05/2026might be eating some chicken wings tonight, but solely for class solidarity reasons 140
meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 16/05/2026I have a metal container in my garden that the prior owner left me. She sensibly planted some mint, and it thrives with no attention. I see occasional weeds... found a large one. Pulled it. There was a large corm or something at the root. It was a walnut! A black walnut growing under mint. 010
meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 13/05/2026you will undertake the trial. you will see the monad. but you will only be able to relate the monad to others in the original guise in which it spoke to you. to some, a glovebox, to others, a pipe. occasionally a burrito 120
meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 05/05/2026voting in the D primary of a deeply blue city in a deeply red state today. zero Rs in the local primary... my only job here is to prevent the guy who runs a restaurant and runs for something every single year from getting a judgeship 110
Reposted by meta macroUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 03/05/2026"Donald Trump isn't white, he's of German descent" 614115
Reposted by meta macrometa macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 08/11/2023truly the median voter is equaled in intelligence by several slime molds 001
meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 23/04/2026really incredible set of statistics from NYC (KSI means crash with fatalities or severe injuries) www.nyc.gov/html/dot/dow... a driver running 2 red light cameras a year is roughly as safe as the average driver. a driver running 8 in a year is 980x as likely to maim or kill 141
meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 22/04/2026stealing a jar of manuka honey from whole foods does not make you jean valjean. sorry. 130
meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 20/04/2026trucker picking up a genset in my shop has claimed (imagined?) that Trump promised $2/gal diesel and is quite mad about this betrayal 130
Reposted by meta macroKung Hei FYat Choy!-Gigan @gigansprogress.bsky.social · 19/04/2026remember that we can choose to be free at any time 3417
meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 17/04/2026this is what the US is feeding crew on its nuclear-powered aircraft carriers right now. you are completely forgiven if you mistook this for a meal served in the Russian military circa 1996 120
Reposted by meta macroUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 16/04/2026The prophecy cannot be stopped 121643698
Reposted by meta macrometa macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 22/08/2023I would do anything to save the planet from disastrous climate change, except for paying more for gas or altering my lifestyle and consumption habits in any way 021
Reposted by meta macroUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Aarp is a terrorist organization its time for the elderly to pull themselves up by their own bootstraps 10667167
meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 10/04/2026I think we'll be able to kill this thing. But if not, we will enjoy watching an excavator-mounted jackhammer chisel Trump's name off of this mess before it's leveled flat. 220
Reposted by meta macroAndy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 09/04/2026On this day, 1865: the last Confederate flag, a white dish towel. 131370273
meta macro @meta-macro.bsky.social · 09/04/2026saure kutteln, roast potatoes. might have overdone it on the tripe, has a melting and slippery texture. must be sour for best enjoyment! 010
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