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Merpyderp

@merpyderp.bsky.social
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ABDL guy in Philly | Switchy AF | lvl 3.0 | 18+ NSFW One day I'll find a Daddy, but till then I'm gonna be a chaotic menace and I'm making it everyone else's problem.

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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I got new socks🧦
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Flashing my whities for WBW :)
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you tickle him he'll pee. 😈
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The waddle isn't that obvious, is it?
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Another "Daddy" back in a chastity cage and diapers where he belongs. And if that "Daddy" happens to be reading this, go do that thing I told you to do. Good babies obey. 😉
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It's FTL Friday, but I really just want to go home and start BDF instead. Can you tell?
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
wuf 🐶
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Imagine being told by some college kid "I don't think you're doing a great job at being a Daddy. Let me show you how it's done." And he's right.
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This right here is literally why I'm so obsessed with role reversal. The daddies who pretend to resist are so much fun because they hate how good it feels to be a pantswetting diaper boy 😈
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Today's BDF mood: Thinking about that time I made a CEO call me during an important client dinner so he could beg for permission to use the potty...
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I got to be the first one to try out @pupp.bsky.social's new changing station even though I DEFINITELY didn't need one. Don't listen to anything Oakley says, it's all LIES. 😡
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Little Puppy Jacey @koreanpuppyboy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Last weekend, I organized trip #7 with 11 of my ABDL friends. These trips are the highlight of my year. It's proof that a kink chosen family of well-adjusted ABDLs can thrive, without breaking the bank. It's everything I wanted in life, ranging from super wholesome to playfully devious.
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The best (worst) part about being an unsupervised brat is that there are never any consequences to my actions 🤪🤪 Also look at my butt.
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Waking up on BDF like:
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I need to update my diaper stash. Anyone have any suggestions or requests?
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I really want to be put into one of those vacuum beds and then lowered into a hot tub. Basically I want to be sous vide.
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Soggy day outside means soggy day inside 🌧🌧
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kid-core @kid-core.com · 01/05/2026
COMPETITION TIME IS A GO! 🎉✨ We're blasting off with our first giveaway!🚀👨‍🚀 Be the coolest kid in the playground 😎 1 lucky WINNER gets ANY tee of their choice!🏆👕🔥 How to enter: ✅ Follow us ❤️ Like & 🔁 Repost (on the Blue-sky app or desktop) 🕒 Competition close: 10/05/2026 – 10PM (GMT)
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
If you're local and don't come I'm gonna beat you up
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Why is it always "Merpy, no!" and "Merpy, drop it!" and "Merpy, stop knocking glasses off the table!" It's never "Merpy come here for head pets and cuddle" or "Merpy gets good boy stickers". I don't get it. 😡
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a bird sits on a table next to a sewing machine and a glass
ALT: a bird sits on a table next to a sewing machine and a glass
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Hey, what does ABDL stand for? (Wrong answers only)
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Rugrat Apparel @rugratapparel.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
My next collection is dropping in July and I need to make room! 🩲 🚨GIVEAWAY🚨 Like, follow & repost. 5 lucky Rugrats score a free pair of their choice, drawn 3 May. Use code APRILSALE for 15% off (individual briefs only, until 30 Apr). Once stock runs out, they won't return www.rugratapparel.com
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Happy TWT everyone :) (Bedtime edition)
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Happy TWT everyone :)
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Butt.
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Little Puppy Jacey @koreanpuppyboy.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I'm sorry @pupartemis.bsky.social I squandered your redeemable sticky reward 🥺 Thank you @merpyderp.bsky.social and Ryan for keeping me accountable
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pup dmitry 🔜 🛏️ @dmitrypup.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Catching them all #abdl #diaperboy #diapered247 #diaperpunishment
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
@nightlyvariety.bsky.social got demoted from cowboy 🤠 to cow boy 🐄. It's a good thing I had some rope lying around to wrangle him out of trouble!
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
POV: I'm spanking your little bro's butt and you're next in line.
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a cartoon lizard with pink eyes is waving
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Behold: literally the only pic I remembered to take at CAPcon. Time to recreate all my cute outfits at home I guess, oh noooo....🫠
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ash/lobo!! 🚬🥩 @ashtrayguts.art · 09/03/2026
when it works it works
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CAPCon @capcon.club · 08/03/2026
CAPCon 2027: SpaceCAP is Re-Entering Chicago Orbit! 🚀 SpaceCAP returns March 31 to April 4, 2027. This time we are going bigger than ever with our first ever two hotel takeover. Two buildings. Twice the adventure. Room Captain Launch Sequence begins TOMORROW! Learn more at portal.capcon.club
Space-themed promotional graphic titled “CAPCon 2027 – Guaranteed Room Booking Access.” The background features stars and colorful nebula clouds. The layout resembles a boarding pass ticket for CAPCon 2027. On the left is a ticket strip with a barcode and an illustration of a cartoon character named Cappie in a white astronaut suit floating above a moon-like surface next to a small green alien creature. The ticket lists the launch site as Chicago, IL, USA – Earth, Sol, and destination details as the first-ever two-hotel takeover. A section titled “Room Captain Launch Sequence” lists the price as $835 ($500 + $335 badge). Small text explains that room selection opens May 31st to fully paid participants, refunds are available minus transaction fees, unused credits auto-refund after the booking window, and cancelled rooms re-enter the queue. Footer text shows portal.capcon.club.Space-themed promotional graphic titled “CAPCon 2027 – Guaranteed Room Booking Details.” The background shows colorful nebula clouds and stars. The design resembles a boarding pass for the Chicago Ageplayers Convention. On the left is a vertical ticket strip with a barcode and an illustration of a cute mouse mascot wearing a white astronaut suit waving while standing on a colorful planetary surface. The center panel reads “Boarding Pass: CAPCon 2027.” A section titled “Quick Mission Timeline” lists key dates: March 8th at 6pm CDT – Room Captain down payments open; March 15th at 12pm CDT – second wave installment option opens; May 31st – room selection opens to fully paid participants. The journey schedule lists March 31st–April 4th. Footer text notes room captain down payments open March 8th, 2026 at 6pm CST and includes the website portal.capcon.club.
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
To anyone who didn't get to see Bottom Tapes performing at CAPCon Emo Night, sorry but you missed out on probably the best live music performances of your entire ABDL life. The band absolutely smashed it out of the park. 🤘🤘
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Cookie Goodboy @cookie-goodboy.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
"But I don't want to be regressed to a toddler.... I want to be regressed to a middle schooler who doesn't want to be regressed to a toddler." (And then still absolutely does get regressed to a toddler) #abdl #goodboyfics
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Oh man I just realized this is gonna be my first CAPcon on anti-anxiety meds. This is gonna be lit 🔥 🤪
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Another year, another Valentine's day, another request for cute ABDL romance stories. What's the best date you've been on with another ABDL?
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Double Dads @doubledads.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
This is a Dad Checkpoint, Have you take care of yourself today?
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Black and white and soggy all over.
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Diaperpupash @phillydiaperboy.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Being in diapers is a choice But it’s not your choice. It’s mine. Go put a diaper on now.
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Looking for a diapered gym buddy. It helps when you've got someone to encourage you to push, you know? 😜
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
One of my favorite ways to humiliate a "Dom" is to make him post about all of the ways he's tormenting and teasing a little diaper boy. Except he's really writing about himself and all of the embarassing things I'm making him do, and nobody knows but us. 😈
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pup dmitry 🔜 🛏️ @dmitrypup.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I can't be trusted in big boy undies anymore, I wet the bed almost every night this week. (5/7) If I can stay dry 3 nights in a row I’m allowed to wear pull-ups during the day instead of thick diapers... A privilege I haven’t seen for at least three months 🫠 #abdl #diaperboy #diaperhumilation
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
😡😡😡 That's not how it happened!
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
And I picked it out all by myself like a big boy 😎
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I've always wanted to put a boy in white diapers and a black t-shirt, and a different boy in black diapers and a white t-shirt. If you stick their faces in each others' diapers you get a diaper boy yinyang ☯️ I'm taking volunteers 👇👇
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I'm having trouble coming up with cute outfits to wear for CAPcon... Can someone just decide for me?
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Dry January is for big kids. Only babies can't make it a whole month dry.
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I love it when a Daddy gets a taste of his own medicine 😈
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I put @dmitrypup.bsky.social in a trest with a stuffer at like 3 in the afternoon and he still needed a change before bed or he'd leak overnight. Guess potty training isn't one of his new years resolutions.
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
That guy sitting in the window seat was listening to squirmy diaper hypno on loop the entire 6 hour flight 😵‍💫
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