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Merpyderp

@merpyderp.bsky.social
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ABDL guy in Philly | Switchy AF | lvl 3.0 | 18+ NSFW One day I'll find a Daddy, but till then I'm gonna be a chaotic menace and I'm making it everyone else's problem.

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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dunno if it's identical, but this is what I found with some searching. www.walmart.com/ip/YONGHS-Me...
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Robot or human?
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A juice box, a snack, and some criss-cross applesauce story time would fix me right now. (Feat: @mombabsta.bsky.social 's blurry hand)
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I love that onesie! Where is it from?
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🤐🤐 You'll never get it out of me. And there's literally no one you know who knows. Probably.
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's entirely possible that I act out for the attention, but you'll never get me to admit it. Anyway, here's a completely unrelated picture from after I knocked over a Jenga tower on someone else's turn.
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Trick question, you should never go 2 months without being in a diaper!
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ummm... about that...
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well, it's definitely not you.
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nuh uh, pee goes in diapers! Goodnites are for just in case!
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And... hypothetically... what happens if I don't keep them dry? Asking for a friend.
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oooh what's the reward??
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Potty break number 4/?? You know how sometimes you have to pee again the second you leave the bathroom? Yeah, me neither. 😳
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Today's mood: chugging way too much water at work and running to the potty all day to try and keep my goodnites dry. 😵‍💫
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just big enough that being demoted to diaper boy is still embarassing. 😈
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If he didn't notice the smell, he definitely noticed the big squishy diaper.
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You're the cutest little puppy boy! It sucks when you don't feel safe to let him out and play.
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I will always be an FTL boy! They're the best!
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I dunno what you're talking about. I'm very responsible and grown up and definitely don't spill food all over myself at dinner.
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I got new socks🧦
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Competition.
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And for those of you who seem to think I'm not big enough to keep them clean and dry, here's how they looked at the end of the day.
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Flashing my whities for WBW :)
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Whale songs auto tuned to America the Beautiful. Or diaper boy hypnosis.
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Here to offer my tutoring services!
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you tickle him he'll pee. 😈
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The waddle isn't that obvious, is it?
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
How about Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends or the original Teen Titans?
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You've only got a few months left, better get on it!
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"Oh yeah? Well my Daddy's Dom can beat up your Daddy's Dom."
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Another "Daddy" back in a chastity cage and diapers where he belongs. And if that "Daddy" happens to be reading this, go do that thing I told you to do. Good babies obey. 😉
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Anything that has to do with the big masculine in charge guy losing control and his slow but inevitable descent into diapers 😈. The more he fights it the better!
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
That was your first mistake! 😈😜
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
hi daddy
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It's FTL Friday, but I really just want to go home and start BDF instead. Can you tell?
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Me being a huge nerd: Is that an oxytocin tattoo? It's probably not ADH given the state of your diapers 😜
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Nope. You're still too little for that 😝😝
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
@koreanpuppyboy.bsky.social Play nice or there will be consequences.
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Why does this not surprise me that this is where you fall on the totem pole
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I wonder which it'll be. Stickies whenever you mess? Or mess whenever you get buzzed? Both? 😜
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Gotta love some good old fashioned classical conditioning 😈
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Get a vacuum seal bag!
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Counterpoint: You don't get to think. That's not domething good diaperboys do.
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Only if we get to see what your wedding outfit looks like with thick pampers on underneath :)
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
10/10 no notes. You should teach a class!
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
None of these places say merpy's house jacey, I think you made a mistake
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Who's we?
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
wuf 🐶
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Sometimes daddies need their diapers too 😈
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I got it, but why pass up an opportunity to teach jacey important life skills? :D
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Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Thats ok, if it's big enough I think they'll figure it out! You just gotta make more fire!
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