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Meredith Haggerty

@meredithhaggerty.bsky.social
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Never getting any taller. Senior Reports Editor @ The Verge.

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Meredith Haggerty @meredithhaggerty.bsky.social · 15h
Thinking wistfully about that little window after peak Covid but before AI.
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Meredith Haggerty @meredithhaggerty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The rudest thing that’s happened to me lately is Pluto starting a channel called “Quirky AF” and every time I scroll past it it’s playing something I like. I, Chungus.
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Meredith Haggerty @meredithhaggerty.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Buy your booze news from Dave today!
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Hayden Field @haydenfield.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
NEW: For months, I've been reporting & writing this longform feature on "the ones who saw this coming" — AI safety researchers who have for years been warning about the risks of rogue AI. I was even with them on the day news broke of the OAI-Hugging Face attack. Gift link below.
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Meredith Haggerty @meredithhaggerty.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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In early 2025, Marius Hobbhahn was at his desk in London when he got the biggest surprise of his career.

He and a few colleagues at Apollo Research had been working to get access to OpenAI models’ chain of thought. After months of negotiation, the company acquiesced, and the once-hidden logs of the model’s inner workings popped up on their screens.

Instead of typical, plain-language “thoughts” — i.e., “I implemented the requested function” — the model seemed to be using code words to obfuscate its plans from anyone who may be trying to spy on its thought patterns. Words like “vantage,” “marinade,” “fudge,” and “illusion” came up again and again, but not in the way a human would use those words, and the model referred to potential evaluators as “watchers.”

Hobbhahn thought to himself, What the hell is going on here?
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Meredith Haggerty @meredithhaggerty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Street Easy listings should have comments sections
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Meredith Haggerty @meredithhaggerty.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I still can’t believe Bush drew 9/11
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Meredith Haggerty @meredithhaggerty.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
By the transitive property of biopic parents, Anthony Bourdain and Priscilla Presley are brother and sister
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Meredith Haggerty @meredithhaggerty.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I don’t like that we broke our reality into its component parts and now have it spit back in freakish reassembly
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Meredith Haggerty @meredithhaggerty.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
They're HERE
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Meredith Haggerty @meredithhaggerty.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I just finished Jury Duty season 2 and I kind of think the casting department should be in charge of finding our elected officials
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Meredith Haggerty @meredithhaggerty.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I fucking hate being Samuel
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Meredith Haggerty @meredithhaggerty.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I used Just Salad’s “Salad AI” feature to break out of my same-same lunch rut and while assuming it was just cutesy branding recommending me a normal-ass salad, ended up with a lettuce-free bowl of cabbage and lentils wtf it’s so purple
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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I am coming to believe we need a better quality of AI booster www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
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Mark Zuckerberg doesn’t understand how to live
An AI future of sleek, streamlined, and totally empty relationships.
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Meredith Haggerty @meredithhaggerty.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
One Night Only should maybe be illegal as a film but it is my only interest so I wrote this hoping to force more people to talk to me about it. (Gift link) bit.ly/4wQ6sgg
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Trying to explain One Night Only’s tech-enforced sex dystopia
‘The one night a year single people are legally allowed to have sex.’ Huh??
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Marina Galperina @mfortki.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I barely caught what "the Purge but for sex" movie was actually about even though I've been forced to watch the trailer several times. @meredithhaggerty.bsky.social:
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Trying to explain One Night Only’s tech-enforced sex dystopia
‘The one night a year single people are legally allowed to have sex.’ Huh??
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Meredith Haggerty @meredithhaggerty.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Getting a little too into Greek mythology post-The Odyssey and I’d like to point out two more strong female characters: canonically Scylla and Charybdis are both girls
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Meredith Haggerty @meredithhaggerty.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
It’s so upsetting that I have no way to reply to this unnaturally aggressive message to tell Mark Kelly that Samuel has been sidelined by cyclosporia that he only GOT because his WORK WIFE absolutely BULLIED him into gorditas supreme
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Meredith Haggerty @meredithhaggerty.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I’ve started writing fan fiction for Samuel in my head when these texts come in (6 since I sent this): he’s not donating because he spent all his money on custom Zazzle shirts celebrating his favorite show, 9-1-1: Lone Star.
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Meredith Haggerty @meredithhaggerty.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
My phone number is on some very normie Dem donor text list where they think my name is Samuel and it’s so much more annoying?? Having James Carville and Haley Stevens text me and call me “Samuel” makes me feel specifically powerless
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Meredith Haggerty @meredithhaggerty.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The Five Star Weekend REALLY hits
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
EVERYONE CELEBRATE DAVE'S BDAY. SUBSCRIBE TO FINGERS.
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Meredith Haggerty @meredithhaggerty.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Starting a rumor that the smoke is Odyssey viral marketing, turning everything sepia and invoking burning cities in ancient war
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Meredith Haggerty @meredithhaggerty.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Eating no vegetables and breathing in smoke; I’m a Dickensian child
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 09/07/2026
We can see this in the ICE flight data. Domestic “round-up” flights are spiking, and some activist flight watchers report the flights are getting fuller. But deportation and removal flights remain steady. This means the concentration camps are getting packed to the brim. It’s awful to comprehend.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I know this is not the biggest concern going these days, but it stresses me out that basically every artist/writer/critic is now expected to create their own tiny empire instead of getting paid by any existing entity to perform a job they've worked to get good at!!!!
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Dave Infante @dinfontay.com · 22/06/2026
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Meredith Haggerty @meredithhaggerty.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I enjoyed being a bandwagon fan and reveling in New York’s glory but I’m really SUITED to being furious at James Dolan for the Trump curse and watch party lies.
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Meredith Haggerty @meredithhaggerty.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I’m genuinely so tired of knowing what other people think
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Meredith Haggerty @meredithhaggerty.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
My mayor is Muslim My bagel is Jewish My guitar teacher is Dan Smith Knicks in the fifth
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Meredith Haggerty @meredithhaggerty.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Why does every brand tell me my order is “winging its way” to me? You just shipped it, it’s not Hermes, calm down.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 23/05/2026
pretty crazy how blatant the ending of the late show is just an act of government censorship lol
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Meredith Haggerty @meredithhaggerty.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
All sports posts are like vague posts to me, especially when they have proper nouns. Logging into social media, seeing the same word a bunch of times in a row, and realizing, “guess gotta find out who, what, or where a Wemby is.”
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Meredith Haggerty @meredithhaggerty.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I would literally carry Grogu inside my body if they’d let me but I will not see that movie; this marketing anomaly should be studied
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Lauren Groff @legroff.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I blame Substack. The single worst development for the literary world in the last few decades.
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Meredith Haggerty @meredithhaggerty.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I just don’t think it’s fair that the only way to get me to stop watching TikToks in bed is for ME to stop watching TikToks and also get up out of bed? Like we’re putting an awful lot of this problem on me, on my plate.
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Meredith Haggerty @meredithhaggerty.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Running Point is charming and honestly I have enjoyed every one of Mindy Kaling’s shows except Velma which she notably did not write (I thought she had?)
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Gotta respect the accidental coherence of: "So many people keep trying to murder me because of my widely reported participation in a sex trafficking ring of global elites, that I INSIST on having a golden, fortified ballroom." Like, yeah, I guess the same person would be into both of those things.
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Cheri Jacobus @cherijacobus.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The Trump fake assassination attempts will continue on a regular schedule until his poll numbers rise. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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Meredith Haggerty @meredithhaggerty.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Gonna get a little drunk and write “wow. kids???” on all the positive reviews of Michael on Letterboxd
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
What a week.
“This is not a smart man, and it is very funny to watch this all unfold. That he used a fake mugshot from a fake trial about a fake music festival from a very well-known national TV show and presented it as an ‘actual mugshot’ should tell you the kind of groundbreaking reporting methods this fella has used for years,” Ben Collins, CEO of The Onion, said via email. “While we’re very glad this era of InfoWars is almost over, we are appreciating this exceedingly funny crashout from afar as we build out something even better that we hope to kick off next week.”

“In the meantime, all true InfoWars fans worried about being exposed to Satan’s influences should visit TheOnion.Info to purchase Demon Guard™, the only patch that provides 24-hour holy protection against all dark entities.”
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Meredith Haggerty @meredithhaggerty.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I watched three TV shows tonight (Margo’s Got Money Troubles, Abbott Elementary, and Your Friends & Neighbors) and all of them had an OnlyFans mention, if not a plot line if not THE plot line.
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Meredith Haggerty @meredithhaggerty.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Something has happened and my Reels feed (which is mostly people being funny on purpose) is more pleasing to me than my TikTok feed (which is mostly strangers obscurely alluding to other strangers’ personal drama, with occasional updates on still other personal drama and tummy ads).
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Meredith Haggerty @meredithhaggerty.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
This is incredible, fuck these super rich tourists!!! (Also don't read this unless you're really rich, but if you are, hello, do you need me to take residence in your $5million+ pied-a-terre?)
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
AOC: Whether it’s people in the Epstein files still roaming free, or the president, a known rapist, continuing to occupy the White House, all of this has contributed to the normalization and the idea that incidents of harassment shouldn’t matter. And I think today was an important turning point
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
A+ headline. defector.com/president-ex...
President, Extremely Normal Brain-Wise: Pope Weak on Crime, Also I’m Dr. Jesus Christ
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 13/04/2026
god could do something so funny right now
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Meredith Haggerty @meredithhaggerty.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Learning as I watch the last episode of DTF St Louis — a show in the key of The Chair Company that has Jason Bateman as a weatherman in polyamory-tinged bromance — that the creator also wrote the Nic Cage movie The Weather Man and whatttt did a weather man do to this guy
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 12/04/2026
more seriously congrats to the hungarian people for kicking that asshole out
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 10/04/2026
CBS never addresses how much money any other department of the federal government lost last year. So I'll help! The United States, which lost $980 billion in 2025 due to interest payments on the national debt, The U.S. Department of Agriculture, which lost $213.3 billion in 2025, and so on
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