T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"Is it just me... or does it feel like I've been asleep for like, what, a bajillion-gazillion years? Which is probably an exaggeration, more or less." 010
Reposted by T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟT̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 22/05/2026He runs around in a circle swinging his katanas around like a mad man. 011
Reposted by T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟT̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Casually scratching his back with a dismembered arm... then putting it back into place. 111
Reposted by T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟT̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 24/10/2024Scratchin' his ass while staring at the TL. Don't mind him. 011
T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Oof. Gotta.. untangle some of these.. 010
T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 25/07/2026"Yeah, that's me alright. Winging-it-Wade." He let out a chuckle, shaking his head. Clapping his hands. "Anywho!" "How goes it? If you don't mind me asking, of course!" 010
T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 25/07/2026"You act as though that's a common occurrence with me — and yeah, you'd be right... but... well, I'm just wingin' it." 020
T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 13/07/2026"Yeaaahhh.. I think I'm gonna need that back, if you would be so kind." 100
T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 13/07/2026He gazed at where he cut 'em, then back at him. "Oh. That's gonna leave a mark." Gladly! Poking the bear IS a Deadpool speciality, after all. 010
T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Before he could even blink, Deadpool appeared in front of him. Of course he didn't heed the warning! It went from one ear, and out the other, just like that. Typical. "Buddy, pal, amigo, compadre... where ya heading off to?" 010
T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Cue him leaning against the wall, as so. Hand in pocket. "I'll take that as a compliment!" He's totally not enjoying every bit of it. Totally. 010
T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 12/07/2026"Aw, shucks! You're making me blush!" He shook his head, chuckling. "Aren't we, like... total besties or something? I think I have a couple of those, surprisingly enough." 010
T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 12/07/2026"Oh! Okay! I was actually speaking rhetorically, but— HUH?? F*ck, dude. These mating rituals astound me... like... and here I thought praying mantises had it rough. Thanks for the tidbit, I guess." 110
T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 12/07/2026That same cheeky grin widened, if not already, on his features via mask. "Really? Is Mr. Grumpypants having a bad day?" 010
T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 12/07/2026"Counter-counterquestion: Talk like what?" 100
T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 11/07/2026"Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?" 100
T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 11/07/2026"Sorry to rain on your parade, but... oh, actually, I'm not sorry at all." He said, pausing. Before continuing. "Wanna go grab a couple of cold ones later? My treat." 020
Reposted by T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟT̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 20/04/2026`` Heh... fine. More for me. `` 111
Reposted by T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟT̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 16/05/2026You know what's funny? Existential crisis. That's funny. 111
Reposted by T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟT̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Being all over the place is a Deadpool speciality. Don't tell anyone I said that, though. 011
T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 29/06/2026He was (currently) occupied... while painting glass figurines of various horn-clad, bright-colored horses, one at a time, adding in the glitter as he does so, placing them on a shelf. What? Even a wise-cracking, son-of-a-gun like himself, has niche lil hobbies. Don't judge. 010
T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 28/06/2026𝘛𝘸𝘰 𝘨𝘶𝘯𝘴, 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘴𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴, 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘢𝘹𝘪𝘮𝘶𝘮 𝘦𝘧𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘵 010
T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 27/06/2026"That's an insane combination but you do you, I guess." 100
T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 27/06/2026"Now I'm curious as to what you'd be usin' this for." 100
T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 27/06/2026He manifests a canister of bleach, handing it to 'em. "Here ya go." 100
T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Wiping down his blades while staring at the TL. 010
T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 27/06/2026"Nah, I took a sweet, sweet deal, which in result turned me into this. F*ck cancer, amirite?" 100
T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 27/06/2026"....Yeah? I mean, I do have these lovely voices in my good ol' noggin, who I totally vibe with, and there's also the ability to break the fourth wall." 100
T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 26/06/2026@mercofmultiversal.bsky.social — "Allow me to answer your question with another question: WHAT ARE THOSE?!" 100
T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 26/05/2026"....I assure you, that's purely coincidental. Totally." Is it, though? "No comment." 010
T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 26/05/2026"Oh, thanks for noticing! I do tend to carry a bag of tricks everywhere I go," Deadpool said, taking out a grenade, emphasizing his point. 110
T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Bam. Another bottle goes down. Don't mind him... just gettin' some firing practice outta the way. Bam! Another bottle goes down. 010
T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 25/05/2026"This kind of feels like a crossover episode, maybe it's just me." 000
T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Deadpool tilted his head, slowly, at a certain giggling jester, who's currently invested in his dual swords...ahem, katanas...for some reason. Which he totally understands, of course. They ARE pretty cool. "May I help you..?" He spoke, with that signature cheeky grin plastered on his face via mask. 100
T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Casually munching on a chimichanga very obnoxiously. Nom, nom, nom.. sluuurp. 010