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T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ

@mercwithamouth.bsky.social
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Mercenary, fourthwall breaker, && #1 fan of The Golden Girls. Call me! ------------------------------------------- (Writer is 22)

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T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
He runs around in a circle swinging his katanas around like a mad man.
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T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Casually scratching his back with a dismembered arm... then putting it back into place.
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T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Scratchin' his ass while staring at the TL. Don't mind him.
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T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
𝘊𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘴
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T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴
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T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
𝘉𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘸𝘢𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘴
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T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
"Yeah, that's me alright. Winging-it-Wade." He let out a chuckle, shaking his head. Clapping his hands. "Anywho!" "How goes it? If you don't mind me asking, of course!"
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T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
"You act as though that's a common occurrence with me — and yeah, you'd be right... but... well, I'm just wingin' it."
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T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
He gazed at where he cut 'em, then back at him. "Oh. That's gonna leave a mark." Gladly! Poking the bear IS a Deadpool speciality, after all.
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T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Before he could even blink, Deadpool appeared in front of him. Of course he didn't heed the warning! It went from one ear, and out the other, just like that. Typical. "Buddy, pal, amigo, compadre... where ya heading off to?"
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T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Cue him leaning against the wall, as so. Hand in pocket. "I'll take that as a compliment!" He's totally not enjoying every bit of it. Totally.
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T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
"Aw, shucks! You're making me blush!" He shook his head, chuckling. "Aren't we, like... total besties or something? I think I have a couple of those, surprisingly enough."
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T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
That same cheeky grin widened, if not already, on his features via mask. "Really? Is Mr. Grumpypants having a bad day?"
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T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
"Sorry to rain on your parade, but... oh, actually, I'm not sorry at all." He said, pausing. Before continuing. "Wanna go grab a couple of cold ones later? My treat."
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T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
`` Heh... fine. More for me. ``
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T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
You know what's funny? Existential crisis. That's funny.
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T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Being all over the place is a Deadpool speciality. Don't tell anyone I said that, though.
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T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
He was (currently) occupied... while painting glass figurines of various horn-clad, bright-colored horses, one at a time, adding in the glitter as he does so, placing them on a shelf. What? Even a wise-cracking, son-of-a-gun like himself, has niche lil hobbies. Don't judge.
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T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
𝘛𝘸𝘰 𝘨𝘶𝘯𝘴, 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘴𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴, 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘢𝘹𝘪𝘮𝘶𝘮 𝘦𝘧𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘵
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T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
length may vary.
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T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Wiping down his blades while staring at the TL.
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T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
"Oh, thanks for noticing! I do tend to carry a bag of tricks everywhere I go," Deadpool said, taking out a grenade, emphasizing his point.
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T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Bam. Another bottle goes down. Don't mind him... just gettin' some firing practice outta the way. Bam! Another bottle goes down.
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T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Casually munching on a chimichanga very obnoxiously. Nom, nom, nom.. sluuurp.
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T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
"Just makin' small talk. And also because... nah, that's basically it. Small talk."
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T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
"Okay, Caelina. Can I just say that you're kind of a weirdo...in a good way, of course. I like weird." He paused for a moment, then spoke again, "You into Hello Kitty?" "Asking for a friend." There is no such friend. "Shut up!"
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T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
"Hmm, let me think about it...okay." He offers the heart back to her. "Anywho! Just to get introductions out of the way, I'm Deadpool. Merc with a mouth. And you are?"
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T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
"Oh, hey, I was wondering where that went." He said, while bending on one knee, grabbing his heart. "Whoo. So squishy. Squish, squish, squish..."
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T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Nothing better than good ol' existential dread in the morning... is it morning? Oh, whatever.
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T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
TAGS ———— #MARVELRP #DCRP #MVRP
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T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
| In the beginning, God created Deadpool. And God looked upon his creation and he thought: 'what the @#$% did I just do?!' | ✱ est. 1990
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T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
He runs around in a circle swinging his katanas around like a mad man.
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T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Casually scratching his back with a dismembered arm... then putting it back into place.
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T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Indie portrayal of deadpool. tl flexible. loosely based off of comics, movies && personal headcanons. mdni. lewd only in dms. oc && mv welcome. descriptive && literate. ship w/ chem.
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T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
𝘔𝘦 .ᐟ
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T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘞𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘳 .ᐟ
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T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
𝘛𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘛𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘴
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T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
𝘊𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘴
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T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
𝘈𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵
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T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Swords... check. Guns... check. Utility belt... check. Alotta baggage... if you know what I mean... check. Double check. I think I'm ready to seize the day. More or less.
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T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
You know what's funny? Existential crisis. That's funny.
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T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I'm not people, then. Never was, never will be... Anyways, want me to quote, unquote, "unalive" someone for ya? It doesn't come cheap.
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T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Being all over the place is a Deadpool speciality. Don't tell anyone I said that, though.
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T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
....You already know what I'm gonna do when I get my hands on Tomodachi Life.
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T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
`` Heh... fine. More for me. ``
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T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Deadpool looms over at the aforementioned camera, pressing one measly finger on it. Eyes squinting via mask. `` I'm going to feed you this Chimichanga now. ``
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T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
`` ......Okay, who's bright idea was it to call somethin' The "Nintendo Switch 2"? That's so unoriginal! And stupid! Stupid, stupid, stupid!! S t u p i d !!! ``
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T̲H̲E̲ ᴰᴱᴬᴰᴾᴼᴼᴸ .ᐣ.ᐟ @mercwithamouth.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
`` I love men. No, I'm not gonna elaborate. ``
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Kawaii Therapy @kawaiitherapy.com · 20/11/2024
The most adorable mymelody pencil case?!
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