mercenator.bsky.social @mercenator.bsky.social · 17/11/2024My children are engaging in the most polite version of warfare: Middlest: “thank you.” Oldest: “you’re welcome.” Middlest: you’re welcome too Oldest: you’re welcome too too Middlest: no, you’re welcome. Oldest: no YOU’RE welcome. Etc etc etc. been going for 15m. 140
mercenator.bsky.social @mercenator.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Okay. I went through Saga (and am reading the new new as they come out) and just finished paper girls and there is a whole where my heart used to be. What next?? 110
mercenator.bsky.social @mercenator.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Tonight I made a miniature hello kitty cherry pie that has a removable lid and is also removable from the tin. A wild Friday night. 180
Reposted by @mercenator.bsky.social🐰𝓑𝓾𝓷𝓷𝔂🐰 @xnightbloombunny.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer 685408174974
mercenator.bsky.social @mercenator.bsky.social · 15/11/2024This is truly disgusting, I know, but the highlight of work travel for me is coming home and huffing the heads of my dirty-ass children that have been living ferally with my partner while I’m gone. Something about the smell of THEM is just the best. 110
Reposted by @mercenator.bsky.socialSuperSisi @supersisi.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Hands up who does exactly this 896352063142
Reposted by @mercenator.bsky.socialJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 14/11/2024mental health break? you bet it did 187335476112
Reposted by @mercenator.bsky.socialPapa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 13/11/2024 253290338
mercenator.bsky.social @mercenator.bsky.social · 14/11/2024My name’s Mercer and here are some things I like/you should know. I’m gonna thread because apparently I like too much. Generally: ❤️Mom (3 AMAB kids) ❤️Pet owner (3 hairless cats, a dog) ❤️First-gen ❤️Queer ❤️Austin, TX ❤️Working in tech ❤️Customer experience and community professional. 160
Reposted by @mercenator.bsky.socialtami lam @cuppy.bsky.social · 14/11/2024I feel like it’s a really good time for y’all to turn off the news and start that overdue 200 hour Stardew Valley playthrough you’ve been putting off. 1.6 update is out, a new farm is calling you. 👩🌾🌾🐔 1835328425
mercenator.bsky.social @mercenator.bsky.social · 14/11/2024It took me so long to try Cult of the Lamb despite numerous recommendations. I started last weekend and have not wanted to put it down since. How can something so grim be so cozy??? 000
Reposted by @mercenator.bsky.socialThe Book Shepherd @thebookshepherd.bsky.social · 14/11/2024I regret to inform you that I do sometimes judge a book by its cover. 1216497623883
mercenator.bsky.social @mercenator.bsky.social · 14/11/2024I heard that we were posting pictures of our bookshelves. 210