venus hug trap @meowshley.bsky.social · 11hi can’t wait for the october surprise i hope it’s chocolate 030
venus hug trap @meowshley.bsky.social · 14hi’ve been using chatgpt to practice being likable and worthwhile 140
venus hug trap @meowshley.bsky.social · 14htodd’s napping and my hands are too achey to knit hahaha hello 040
venus hug trap @meowshley.bsky.social · 14hreturning from japan and my suitcase exploded scattering my smuggled stuffies all over customs 140
venus hug trap @meowshley.bsky.social · 15hthey should make a phone that you input text by writing with a stylus. we should anolish keyboards 120
venus hug trap @meowshley.bsky.social · 16hi feel my throat getting itchy so i guess the children are going to get me sick twice in one week. the man who hardly sleeps remains unscathed 140
venus hug trap @meowshley.bsky.social · 16hit’s been decided that the treatment for my ennui might be one dewey’s harvest salad 010
venus hug trap @meowshley.bsky.social · 17hbaby needs to get rid of this fever i am going absolutely stir crazy 020
venus hug trap @meowshley.bsky.social · 18hi think i slept in a hyperbaric chamber but i accidentally used rage instead of oxygen :( 040
venus hug trap @meowshley.bsky.social · 19hwent to goodwill in a dream and found : baby onesie with spaghetti print and a hood of a realistic tim allen face a giant stuffed donald duck dressed as robin hood that had “real patrick stewart energy” 090
venus hug trap @meowshley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026i’m a widdle baby that doesn’t feel good. i’m a widdle baby that doesn’t feel good and you’re going to hear about it 070
venus hug trap @meowshley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026it suddenly occurred to me that this might be a boot leg ms rachel stream 060
venus hug trap @meowshley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026my sweet beautiful sick baby is preventing me from being inappropriately nosey 020
venus hug trap @meowshley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026man that first vyvanse after a stomach bug Hits 120
venus hug trap @meowshley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026@asterionhex.monster redownloaded app just to send you something look at this!!! www.tumblr.com/so-i-did-thi...tumblr.comPost by @so-i-did-this-thing · 2 images💬 3 🔁 4496 ❤️ 8661 · I continue to be delighted by this weathervane in a shopping plaza in one of the nearby towns. 120
Reposted by venus hug trapalmojo @almojo.online · 16/11/2024reposting little beepo here for posterity 52033928
venus hug trap @meowshley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026i have to buy the children whole new wardrobes this week 000
venus hug trap @meowshley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026the zoo has convinced me that more people need a stoner uncle who collects reptitiles. why are you acting all freaked out didn’t you have The Uncle 150
venus hug trap @meowshley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026i can’t help but be extremely jealous of the lack of shame a person must have to deck their car out in furry porn stickers 011
venus hug trap @meowshley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026dog is forever and always my favorite poster of all time 030
venus hug trap @meowshley.bsky.social · 18/09/20262yo now fights being placed in her car seat because she wants to drive 160
Reposted by venus hug trapAlex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Well done to the picture editor who captioned this delightful snap of a black pig swimming off the west coast of Greece “swine-dark sea” www.theguardian.com/environment/... 72545500
Reposted by venus hug trapMLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026A member of the Braves Triple-A affiliate, the Gwinnett Stripers, rescued a kitten from traffic in late August, and the team called on fans to help name the cute kitty … ChipPurr Jones was the runaway answer and the kitten (with the help of treats) threw out the first pitch ☺️ Via @GoStripers 430786
venus hug trap @meowshley.bsky.social · 17/09/2026a few days until the autumnal equinox and i finally got around to having BLTs and watermelon 010
Reposted by venus hug trapmy good bitch 💎 @clozilla.cryptoanarchy.network · 17/09/2026this is so fucking real, get their asses ms rachel 0154
venus hug trap @meowshley.bsky.social · 17/09/2026i feel like i might actually be tired enough to take a vyvanse nap 220
Reposted by venus hug trapRebecca Watson @skepchick.org · 20/08/2026Indy’s vet got bought by private equity so we found a new one using this map! Here Indy uses his camo powers to blend in with the floor privateequityvet.org/vet-list/ 815915
venus hug trap @meowshley.bsky.social · 16/09/2026how do i distract myself from the possibility of receiving really bad news and the unavoidable itch of uncertainty 360
Reposted by venus hug trapTallFroGuy - Shape Decider @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Raging borb #critterposting 48715
venus hug trap @meowshley.bsky.social · 16/09/2026since 4yo can no longer wear toddler clothes i’m going to start dressing him like a pnw tech executive 030
venus hug trap @meowshley.bsky.social · 16/09/2026gas jumped 50 cents today here in the ok city of cincinnati 110
venus hug trap @meowshley.bsky.social · 16/09/2026if you were an adult and i were a baby you could puts me to bed 010
venus hug trap @meowshley.bsky.social · 16/09/2026falcon punch *presents dead bird in a red liquid* 010
venus hug trap @meowshley.bsky.social · 16/09/2026im going to the saddam hussein hiding space until this all blows over 040
