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Menocchio

@menocchio.bsky.social
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The biologist in MA. Not the infamous uncaptured serial killer

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Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That’s my brother voicing the troll. Check it out!
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Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The argument for changing the clocks is to minimize having kids and commuters out before the dawn in the winter and getting into car accidents. The argument against is that changing the time causes more accidents and health effects. But this asshole goes straight to golf.
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Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I would never describe MA as being “Market Socialist”, but I think if we talk about MA’s consensus political aspirations and the general vibe rather than the government we actually have (thanks to federal law and economic realities) this might be a decent match.
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Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Now here’s something to annoy right-wingers and infuriate different types of socialists:
Panel of statistics from the 12 Axes app declaring me a Market Socialist with the most compatibility with theorist Frantz Fanon and the Commonwealth of Massachusetts.
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Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ba-da-ba-ba-ba!
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Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Does he… Does he think it’s named after President Gerald Ford?
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Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Federation Humans are to aliens as that Addamses are to average humans. Into weird stuff. Extremely wealthy yet also disinterested in money. Bizarrely optimistic and almost obnoxiously accepting. Disturbingly resilient, well-armed, and obviously dangerous. And above all else, horny as hell.
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Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We must imagine Sisyphus happy. And he must imagine the boulder cares about Sisyphus.
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Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Late to the party, but Coyote v Acme is a heck of a film. Amazing physical comedy. Surprisingly moving. The best role Peter Lorre has had in a while. And the needle drop of “Nobody Speak” censored by Roadrunner beeps is a thing to behold.
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Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think it’s bizarre the Walt Disney Company doesn’t realize that The Muppet Show can be an ongoing advertisement for their other products. Just have the stars of whatever show or movie you’re trying to put over on as the guest star. Have the Muppets spoof your stuff. Boom. Free advertising.
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Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I agree, but ironically “failed Robin who challenges Batman on the no-killing rule” is a much stronger hook than “middle-child Robin”.
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Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Jon Kent was cool when he was a kid, but as an older teen I don’t see the point of him. Superboy is a character, slightly younger bisexual Superman just doesn’t have enough of a hook. If you want that, just reboot Clark and make the Lex Luthor subtext text.
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Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Damien is cool, but he makes Tim utterly superfluous because there’s only really room for the current Robin and the former Robin who graduated into his own thing. Not something in between.
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Alice the Pettable @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Guess I’m holding it until Riga. Goddamn.
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Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Hey Europe, I understand the logic of pay toilets. But what the ever loving fuck posessed you to put a bus station WC behind a rotating jail turnstile too small to fit luggage through? Don’t make me choose between taking a dump and putting way too much trust in the honesty of the people of Vilnius.
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
one of my favorite songs ever. I put it on every one of my hello sunshine playlists, at the very top. it's gonna be in chasing rabbits on the page. dude I'm so fucking sad
youtu.be
Anyone Who Had A Heart
YouTube video by Tim Curry - Topic
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Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Okay, between Dolly and Tim Curry everyone in the world needs to step it up and be a lot more Extra or this place is going to get awfully boring awfully fast.
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Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The same day. She wrote two of the best songs in the American songbook on the same day. The same day.
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Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
God, this one is hard. Other celebrities who meant so much to me have gone before. But Dolly was undeniably the best of us. Of Americans, of artists, of humans. We will not see her like again. We must each of us instead try to be like her.
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Alex Jaffe, DC Comics Expert @alexjaffe.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I've seen the trailer a few times now and needed to make this. I apologize for nothing.
Magneto Perfection meme. 
1. Scene from The Wicker Man (2006) starring Nicholas Cage. Magneto: "I prefer the Horny Wicker Man".
2. Scene from The Wicker Man (1973) starring Christopher Lee . Magneto: "I said the Horny Wicker Man"
3. Scene from Wicker (2026) starring Olivia Coleman and Alexander Skarsgård as a man made from wicker who fucks. Magneto: "Perfection".
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Lisa: MOM, DAD, BLUESKY'S DEAD!
Bart: DEAD SERIOUS ABOUT BEING HORNY FOR HOMELY-LOOKING CHARACTER ACTORS
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LuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 30/07/2026
just became aware of William Howard Taft’s 1908 campaign poster
William Howard Taft campaign poster, 1908

Floating head, with “BILL” in huge letters
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Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Oh boy, InfoWars is daaarrrrk tonight.
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Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
There needs to be a whole host of midwife spells. “I cast epidural!”
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 29/07/2026
A scene from The Odyssey where Penelope stands before the suitors, but Tim Robinson has been added in. It’s a reference to I Think You Should Leave. Penelope says “Ronnie, I feel like you’re just here for the zip line” and Tim Robinson says “what?”
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Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I think a translator sees their job as getting a modern audience to understand the poem and the people who wrote it as accurately as possible. An adaptation is instead using it as a frame to tell a story that helps the modern audience understand themselves.
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Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
As it turns out, The Odyssey was pretty darn good. So no mixed feelings about it making all the monies anymore. I really liked all the stuff about the Bronze Age collapse and the sea people. Nice touch, and eerily timely.
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Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Guess which musical based on a novel I’m about to see.
A stage with a backdrop showing a nighttime view across a bay, the opposite shore showing a single green light.
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Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Once upon a time there was light in my life. Now there’s only love in the dark. There’s nothing I can say, a total eclipse of the heart.
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Lizzie O'Leary @lizzieohreally.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Furthering my theory that this entire website is for people who owned Doonesbury collections as children and understood about a third of it.
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Asking how people can partake in joyful acts during a period of immense suffering leads me to believe this is your first time at the suffering rodeo.
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Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
King Kong watching from home: “Oh sure, when *he* drags his girlfriend up there it’s cute. But when I do they call out the biplanes.”
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Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
No need to be sad. This just increases the odds that he’ll drop dead while the Democrats are in office.
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Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Step 1: Buy insurance under multiple false identities. Make no claims. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit
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Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
For a movie I didn’t really care for, Supergirl had a banging soundtrack. I’ve seen three of the acts that provided needle drops in person, which in pretty sure is the most out of any movie I’ve ever seen.
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Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Thought of the Day: Canonically, Dracula is in a polycule.
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Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Given the competency shown in the Iran war, I expect Cuba to take full possession of Key West by mid-October.
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Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
If this Iran deal is real and doesn't immediately fall apart, I expect the US to turn its attention to Cuba.
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Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Despite the fact that I have travel plans that this would surely ruin, I also want to see them touch the stove.
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Bad Hand Books @badhandbooks.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
They didn't die while serving in the military, but they died protecting our freedoms from those who would destroy them, nonetheless. Remembering these heroes on this Memorial Day.
Alex Pretti and Renee Good
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Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
The thing is that Nolan is such a manly middle-brow quasi-intellectual director that the chuds claim him as their own. And The Odyssey is one of the founding texts of Western Civilization. So when Nolan adapts The Odyssey and puts Black and Asian and trans people in it, they call it a betrayal.
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Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
(Overrated does not mean bad. He's fine. I like most of his movies well enough.)
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Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I've got mixed feelings about The Odyssey. I think Nolan is the most overrated director of our day. But he's driving the worst people absolutely insane with his casting choices, so I want this movie to make all the billions of dollars.
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Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I’ve done it, but I caught it before the 24h refund window was up. I live in terror I’ll do it again. I literally was just checking my reservations for my trip next week before I read your tweet.
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Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
The original ends with them taking the frozen Blob to the arctic and saying that we’re safe “as long as the arctic is cold”. Uh oh.
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Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
So does the king prefer to be called Chucky, Trey, or Trip?
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