Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The argument for changing the clocks is to minimize having kids and commuters out before the dawn in the winter and getting into car accidents. The argument against is that changing the time causes more accidents and health effects. But this asshole goes straight to golf. 000
Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Now here’s something to annoy right-wingers and infuriate different types of socialists: 100
Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Does he… Does he think it’s named after President Gerald Ford? 001
Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Federation Humans are to aliens as that Addamses are to average humans. Into weird stuff. Extremely wealthy yet also disinterested in money. Bizarrely optimistic and almost obnoxiously accepting. Disturbingly resilient, well-armed, and obviously dangerous. And above all else, horny as hell. 010
Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Late to the party, but Coyote v Acme is a heck of a film. Amazing physical comedy. Surprisingly moving. The best role Peter Lorre has had in a while. And the needle drop of “Nobody Speak” censored by Roadrunner beeps is a thing to behold. 110
Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I think it’s bizarre the Walt Disney Company doesn’t realize that The Muppet Show can be an ongoing advertisement for their other products. Just have the stars of whatever show or movie you’re trying to put over on as the guest star. Have the Muppets spoof your stuff. Boom. Free advertising. 000
Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Hey Europe, I understand the logic of pay toilets. But what the ever loving fuck posessed you to put a bus station WC behind a rotating jail turnstile too small to fit luggage through? Don’t make me choose between taking a dump and putting way too much trust in the honesty of the people of Vilnius. 100
Reposted by MenocchioKeezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 26/08/2026one of my favorite songs ever. I put it on every one of my hello sunshine playlists, at the very top. it's gonna be in chasing rabbits on the page. dude I'm so fucking sadyoutu.beAnyone Who Had A HeartYouTube video by Tim Curry - Topic 211120
Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Okay, between Dolly and Tim Curry everyone in the world needs to step it up and be a lot more Extra or this place is going to get awfully boring awfully fast. 010
Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 25/08/2026God, this one is hard. Other celebrities who meant so much to me have gone before. But Dolly was undeniably the best of us. Of Americans, of artists, of humans. We will not see her like again. We must each of us instead try to be like her. 120
Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I've seen the trailer a few times now and needed to make this. I apologize for nothing. 011
Reposted by Menocchiopixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 13/08/2026 14293891138
Reposted by MenocchioLuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 30/07/2026just became aware of William Howard Taft’s 1908 campaign poster 15457041011
Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 18/07/2026As it turns out, The Odyssey was pretty darn good. So no mixed feelings about it making all the monies anymore. I really liked all the stuff about the Bronze Age collapse and the sea people. Nice touch, and eerily timely. 110
Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Guess which musical based on a novel I’m about to see. 000
Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Once upon a time there was light in my life. Now there’s only love in the dark. There’s nothing I can say, a total eclipse of the heart. 000
Reposted by MenocchioLizzie O'Leary @lizzieohreally.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Furthering my theory that this entire website is for people who owned Doonesbury collections as children and understood about a third of it. 2432664258
Reposted by MenocchioCheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Asking how people can partake in joyful acts during a period of immense suffering leads me to believe this is your first time at the suffering rodeo. 094802278
Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 01/07/2026King Kong watching from home: “Oh sure, when *he* drags his girlfriend up there it’s cute. But when I do they call out the biplanes.” 020
Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 27/06/2026For a movie I didn’t really care for, Supergirl had a banging soundtrack. I’ve seen three of the acts that provided needle drops in person, which in pretty sure is the most out of any movie I’ve ever seen. 000
Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Thought of the Day: Canonically, Dracula is in a polycule. 000
Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 15/06/2026If this Iran deal is real and doesn't immediately fall apart, I expect the US to turn its attention to Cuba. 120
Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Despite the fact that I have travel plans that this would surely ruin, I also want to see them touch the stove. 062
Reposted by MenocchioBad Hand Books @badhandbooks.bsky.social · 25/05/2026They didn't die while serving in the military, but they died protecting our freedoms from those who would destroy them, nonetheless. Remembering these heroes on this Memorial Day. 3171111734
Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 13/05/2026I've got mixed feelings about The Odyssey. I think Nolan is the most overrated director of our day. But he's driving the worst people absolutely insane with his casting choices, so I want this movie to make all the billions of dollars. 120
Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 29/04/2026So does the king prefer to be called Chucky, Trey, or Trip? 000
Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Also all Americans abroad need to wear a “Kick Me” sign. 100
Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Your parents Vladimir Putin and Tommy Wiseau aren’t mad, they’re just disappointed. 000
Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 26/04/2026I can't believe how desperate this government has become. There's an assassination attempt against the president and/or press and all he's asking for is a ballroom. A year ago he would have had everyone in DC locked up and CA under martial law. 100
Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 20/04/2026"You there, boy, what day is it?" "Why, it's 4/20 sir." "Then I haven't missed it! Go to the dispensary and buy their prize bong they have in the window." "The one that's bigger than me, sir?" 130
Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 18/04/2026I made the mistake of peaking at the subreddits for The Pitt. They're largely about how much Noah Wyle sucks. Which is a really odd thing to see in the fandom for the Noah Wyle Show starring, written, and directed by Noah Wyle. 150
Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 15/04/2026I think we should send JD Vance to try and mediate the ongoing chimpanzee civil war. Maybe he’ll have more luck with them. Or maybe they’ll eat his face. Either way, it’d be good for the chimps and raise Vance’s status. 010
Reposted by MenocchioDraculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Everyone keeps saying "serving cunt" and it's making me feel really old. I still call them waiters. 72375481
Reposted by MenocchioDraculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 20/11/2024I ate your PLUMS and I cannot lie I'm guilty and I won't deny That when I found them kept in a pretty chilly place yeah I put them in my face and man, YUM, couldn't have enough 'Cause you know that my tum is stuffed, But you were breakfast saving, Your forgiveness now I'm craving 201225349
Reposted by MenocchioDan Schkade @danschkade.bsky.social · 02/04/2026I dunno man, sometimes they're just for me 201153245
Reposted by MenocchioJonathon Booth @jboothhistory.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Crime in the United States has dropped immensely in the last 35 years 7559891149
Reposted by MenocchioJim Teeth @drjamesjteeth.bsky.social · 22/03/2026This is an excellent summary of the US War on Iran current situation. I’m an existentialist and borderline absurdist and even I struggle with the current moment. This summary is just fantastic.no01.substack.comMarch, 19-21: God is a comedianA stiff drink is recommended 8631831409
Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Oh god. The people sitting behind me in the theater think the Alicia Keys musical Hell’s Kitchen is about the Gordon Ramsey show. 000
Reposted by MenocchioThomas Wykes @thomaswykes.bsky.social · 25/01/2026This cartoon has been rejected so much by so many magazines 10421105
Reposted by MenocchioEd Markey @edmarkey.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Right now, Democrats have the power to defund and abolish ICE. We should do it. This is about right and wrong—and the murder we are seeing on the streets is just plain wrong. Anyone who supports funding DHS and ICE is supporting the murder of Americans. We can stop this. 30768211744
Menocchio @menocchio.bsky.social · 19/01/2026I found the dive bar in Nashville where all the bluegrass musicians hang out and this rules. This is the coolest place on earth. 131
