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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 7h
A film I saw on a first date - at a midnight showing about 90 minutes from campus. When I dropped her off at her dorm after we saw the girl who won the pre-show fake orgasm competition getting arrested by campus police, apparently for being way too drunk. Good times.
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Tim Curry in Rocky Horror: Not Easy
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Capital punishment should obviously be abolished, but if the state is going to commit premeditated murder it should be carried out by the most senior executive (potus, gov), in a method selected by the condemned, and broadcast live. We should have to see the monsters who rule us for whonthey are.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Aaron Swartz committed suicide in 2013 because the state came after him so hard for downloading too many academic papers, despite being a student at the University and having legitimate access to them. Ai companies are now just hoovering up every single thing imaginable.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
British pissed or American pissed?
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The key takeaway here should be that the Trump bench is neither deep nor competent. They started at the bottom of the barrel, made the first wave take multiple positions and are still struggling to keep butts in seats for the remaining positions. It will get worse as rats flee as midterms approach.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Every time I read about the 𝑐𝑟𝑖𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑎𝑙 𝑖𝑛𝑣𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑔𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 of Ilhan Omar I hear Saul Goodman saying "You don't want a criminal lawyer. You want a 𝑐𝑟𝑖𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑎𝑙 𝑙𝑎𝑤𝑦𝑒𝑟."
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Wow. I didn’t know that. I just — you’re telling me now for the first time.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A better world is possible. Or maybe not possible. Nobody knows.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Calling them weird and deplorabe was fine, but this should be the standard approach. I also would like some Democrats to truly bully those freaks by accurately describing their actions and world views.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Mn Republicans are like "while I broadly support Trumps ethnic cleansing agenda, I do not think it is helpful to publicly call for a pogrom at this time"
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#Factcheck : While the exact population of the modern 3rd Reich is open to debate, open sources (Wikipedia) place the most recent (1940) estimate at 109m, while typical senate campaigns staff around 50 on the high end. I Give Jon 4 pinochios.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You are technically correct, which is the best kind of correct.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Because she couldn't remember the other 9?
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nixon's War on Drugs was a manufactured crisis to justify imprisoning (and disenfranchising) his political opponents - specifically black and anti-war activists.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hell yeah.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
T: add Gorr
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Gorr The God Butcher: All Gods Will Die
ALT: Gorr The God Butcher: All Gods Will Die
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When you disseminate information knee to nose the message tends to be very clear.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Don't kink shame.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Maybe his other suit got covered in mud and the town doesn't have a one-hour cleaners, so he had to buy a new suit. Except that the only store he could buy a new suit in has got the flu. So he had to get that in a secondhand store.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Joe Biden was president?
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I Don't Believe You - April Fools Day Meme
ALT: I Don't Believe You - April Fools Day Meme
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The name is The Unites States of America. It has always been The Unites States of America.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don't dream it, be it.
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Don'T Dream It - Be It. - Rhsp
ALT: Don'T Dream It - Be It. - Rhsp
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Arnold Schwarzenegger's Iconic 'Do It Now!'
Alt: Arnold Schwarzenegger's Iconic 'Do It Now!'
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Either you repeat the same conventional doctrines everybody is saying, or else you say something true, and it will sound like it's from Neptune.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Who killed the world?
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If I were a single issue voter my single issue would be dancing should be illegal.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I still dont know who will stencil is and will block anyone who tries to explain him.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Memory Lapse!
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
2 of these are obviously correct, possibly 3.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This thread reads like a pitch for a Hostel sequel.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's cool that the biggest companies can do crime at an unprecedented scale very publicly and we all just shrug it off because they said AI did it. Very cool system. No notes.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Bummer.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wait, wasn't he murdered in the woods a few years ago?
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wait, does he think these hiring standards apply to the service animals?
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The lord works in mysterious ways.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Always check your bulk. I also found $2.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I once watched a guy in a ptq try to Mogg Fanatic an 0/1 Goyf. When that didn't work he immidietly tried to Tarfire it. Good times.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Rude.
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Marge Simpson: It's True, But He Shouldn't Say It
Alt: Marge Simpson: It's True, But He Shouldn't Say It
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
OH YEAH!!!
The Kool-Aid Man bursting through a wall, possibly made of Legos, declaring "OH YEAH!!!"
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Made with tRust.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Why hasn't Sy Sperling denounced Hasan Piker? #NotMyPresident
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Don't blame yourself for the effects of global warming (unless you are an oil company ceo or something).
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Teen Vogue?
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Peak male form.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I do not know what either of these phrases mean and I will fight anyone who tries to explain them to me.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Posting this is a hate crime.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Witchcraft.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God...
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Patrick Bateman Inspects Business Card
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Step 1: Find your employee. Step 2: Get your employee in the cannon. Step 3: Find another employee.
A team of goblins demonstrate how to fire an employee (from a cannon).
Step 1: Find your emploee.
Step 2: Get your employee in the cannon. 
Step 3: Find another employee.
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