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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 14m
A film I saw on a first date - at a midnight showing about 90 minutes from campus. When I dropped her off at her dorm after we saw the girl who won the pre-show fake orgasm competition getting arrested by campus police, apparently for being way too drunk. Good times.
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Tim Curry in Rocky Horror: Not Easy
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Capital punishment should obviously be abolished, but if the state is going to commit premeditated murder it should be carried out by the most senior executive (potus, gov), in a method selected by the condemned, and broadcast live. We should have to see the monsters who rule us for whonthey are.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Aaron Swartz committed suicide in 2013 because the state came after him so hard for downloading too many academic papers, despite being a student at the University and having legitimate access to them. Ai companies are now just hoovering up every single thing imaginable.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The key takeaway here should be that the Trump bench is neither deep nor competent. They started at the bottom of the barrel, made the first wave take multiple positions and are still struggling to keep butts in seats for the remaining positions. It will get worse as rats flee as midterms approach.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Every time I read about the 𝑐𝑟𝑖𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑎𝑙 𝑖𝑛𝑣𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑔𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 of Ilhan Omar I hear Saul Goodman saying "You don't want a criminal lawyer. You want a 𝑐𝑟𝑖𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑎𝑙 𝑙𝑎𝑤𝑦𝑒𝑟."
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Calling them weird and deplorabe was fine, but this should be the standard approach. I also would like some Democrats to truly bully those freaks by accurately describing their actions and world views.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Mn Republicans are like "while I broadly support Trumps ethnic cleansing agenda, I do not think it is helpful to publicly call for a pogrom at this time"
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#Factcheck : While the exact population of the modern 3rd Reich is open to debate, open sources (Wikipedia) place the most recent (1940) estimate at 109m, while typical senate campaigns staff around 50 on the high end. I Give Jon 4 pinochios.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Because she couldn't remember the other 9?
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When you disseminate information knee to nose the message tends to be very clear.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The name is The Unites States of America. It has always been The Unites States of America.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Either you repeat the same conventional doctrines everybody is saying, or else you say something true, and it will sound like it's from Neptune.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Who killed the world?
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If I were a single issue voter my single issue would be dancing should be illegal.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I still dont know who will stencil is and will block anyone who tries to explain him.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
2 of these are obviously correct, possibly 3.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This thread reads like a pitch for a Hostel sequel.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's cool that the biggest companies can do crime at an unprecedented scale very publicly and we all just shrug it off because they said AI did it. Very cool system. No notes.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wait, does he think these hiring standards apply to the service animals?
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Always check your bulk. I also found $2.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Why hasn't Sy Sperling denounced Hasan Piker? #NotMyPresident
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I do not know what either of these phrases mean and I will fight anyone who tries to explain them to me.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Posting this is a hate crime.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Witchcraft.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The path of the downed aviator is beset on all sides... You will know my call sign is Sandy 1 when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
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Jules Winnfield's Furious Anger (Samuel Jackson)
ALT: Jules Winnfield's Furious Anger (Samuel Jackson)
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The CIA couldn't waterboard this out of me.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Fantastic - cut youth programs, so the kids have fuck all to do. Then spend orders of magnitude more on the cops so they can then harass those kids for trying to find something to do.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Every one dies. Not every one really lives.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Lmao.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Dancing sould be illegal.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Prisoners should be well fed, as should soldiers. Everyone, particularly anyone who is a ward of the state, should have good quality food.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Clearly we should let people who are proud that they are too stupid to read a book become professional writers. Excellent.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I fully supported Abdul until I learned that he reads. Reading is for nerds.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The cia could not waterboard this admission out of me.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Not all will feel the warmth of God's love.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
A better world is possible.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
#ThingsReactionariesSayThatWouldBeAwesomeIfTheyWereTrue
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Leave Jimothy alone.
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Woman Crying: Leave Her Alone Meme
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Wow, I am shocked to learn that the ethnic cleansing police are racist.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It is crazy how different people look at you if you lose 50 lbs, get a haircut and wear clothes that fit right...
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Concerning.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
It is incredible and unfortunate that people this stupid can still be taught to write.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I believe my sourdough starter has died.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Elected officials should be well compensated, if not then only rich people can run for office.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Wow, spoilers. Rude.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Evergreen tweet.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Targets of warrants also shouldn't be executed.
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KD📚🌎🌊🇺🇸 @kdnerak33.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
You know how you sometimes get a surprise appetizer from the chef because your dinner is delayed? That’s what I’m thinking about this morning.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Concerning.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
How was no one planning for this the moment he showed off his nazi tat?
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