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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hell yeah.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Always check your bulk. I also found $2.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
OH YEAH!!!
The Kool-Aid Man bursting through a wall, possibly made of Legos, declaring "OH YEAH!!!"
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Step 1: Find your employee. Step 2: Get your employee in the cannon. Step 3: Find another employee.
A team of goblins demonstrate how to fire an employee (from a cannon).
Step 1: Find your emploee.
Step 2: Get your employee in the cannon. 
Step 3: Find another employee.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
"I love the smell of estrogen in the morning"
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Not all will feel the warmth of God's love.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I think they do?
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I would expect that the guy who is so open about how he teleported his car into a ditch and his own ass 50 miles to a Waffle House would have considerable experience with recovery, but I'm not sure that makes him qualified for the job.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Also, brain damage makes people more conservative. It's the same reason conservatives support lead pipes for drinking water.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Did you you know that it is illegal to say...
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
The MCU is canceled.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Life imitates art.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
American *sees something american happening americanly in america*: what are we a bunch of ASIANS?!?!?!?!?!??
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Local police:
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
#HellYeah
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Two stormtroopers discussing the arrest of baby Yoda:
Trooper 1: Moff Gideon just put handcuffs on a baby.
Trooper 2: We have handcuffs for babies?
Trooper 1: Apparently so.
Trooper 2: Oh shit. Are we the bad guys?
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I assume mechahitler was viral marketing for Teslas plan to add Grok to their cars.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Picture of a tweet that reads: American *sees something American happening American in america*: what are we a bunch of ASIANS?!?!???
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Tweet by user hermit_hwarang that reads "american *sees something american happening americanly in america*: what are we a bunch of ASIANS?!?!???"
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Tweet by user hermit_hwarang that reads "american *sees something american happening americanly in america*: what are we a bunch of ASIANS?!?!???"
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
You can always should do brave actions that are direct opposition to trump. It's always morally correct.
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Protect the bees!
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I hope this helps:
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
REPORTER: How do you determine whether somebody is a gang member? What criteria do you use? HOMAN:
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Ok, I love character mastery (4th split gold + Kirby)
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memorylapseguy.bsky.social @memorylapseguy.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Pundit: "Hello, 311, people are trying to put me in the isolation cube again for epically owning president Musk" 311:
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