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@meltonmr.bsky.social
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I don't always drink, but when I do, I prefer posting on BlueSky

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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 9h
Watching the Brewers dugout, I can't help but think Christian Yelich looks exactly like Pete Davidson, but with his shit together.
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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I thought Mike Evans checking Trevon Diggs's jersey was the best burn this weekend, but damn, just a close second.
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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
For the Cowboys:
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Bart Simpson and the 'At Least You Tried' Cake
ALT: Bart Simpson and the 'At Least You Tried' Cake
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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
static.klipy.com
The Simpsons: Stop, Stop! He's Already Dead
ALT: The Simpsons: Stop, Stop! He's Already Dead
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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Alright, who put "Capitalism" on the teleprompter?
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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Accurate hahaha. Add to the list of music choices stolen from you...
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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Love Different Class, but the live version of Common People at Reading 2011 is a league above the album version: m.youtube.com/watch?v=-XlC...
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Pulp - Common People (Reading 2011)
YouTube video by KeeFHQVideos
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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Solid choice
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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don't see a song. I nominate "Everything Sucks" by Reel Big Fish.
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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ah yes, the fabled armor of God. +4 to charisma, +0 to actually stopping any physical weapons. 0 weight though...
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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Creative
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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh thank goodness for Nico Hoerner. Loser of the day is back to the guy who has a full staff of aides underneath him that can't bother to google sports schedules from two years ago.
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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I was really hoping today's most embarrassing moment was gonna stay with Eric Schmitt, but after six innings with zero hits, I'm worried the Cubs are saying "hold my beer."
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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Rush only plays as good as his starter?
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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Worse than that one time you had to take my work boots?
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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Didn't see it, but I know it was wide right.
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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That's the Gallagher uncle they first drank with back in the 70's
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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I thought we were quoting a podcaster here, not a supreme court justice. Wtf. I can't believe I'm thinking "thank goodness Kavanaugh and Barrett have some sense of decency and justice, somewhere,"...but damn, that is exactly what I'm thinking.
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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
But before the third!
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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This aged well
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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Remember the t-shirt at Johnson's about the weather? We're gonna need a Blackhawks version...
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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
TUCK IT LIKE TILLMANNNNNNNN!!!!!!!
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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
One fun way to explain the population difference between Argentina and Cape Verde is Argentina has five different surnames: 1. Gonzalez 2. Rodriguez 3. Gomez 4. Fernandez 5. Lopez With more than 512,000 people each. Cape Verde has a TOTAL population of 491,233.
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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I think you're mad offline as well
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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
TUCK IT LIKE TILLMAN!
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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Over its past eight World Cups, the USMNT has averaged 3.5 goals per event. Current team just scored 4...in one game. WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO WITH OUR OFFENSE? AND NO DON'T CHANGE IT STAY HERE FOREVER.
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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The statements "we could begin construction as early as this summer" and "we haven't settled on a final location yet" are hysterical. There's a way more than 3 months of engineering and logistics between those two. Leaning heavily towards this is just the Bears lighting a fire under Illinois.
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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Thank goodness you've never been a Cubs fan
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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I miss garage Pat
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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I'm just sad with all the politics and stuff going on, we're too busy to talk about NASA sending astronauts back around the moon. And they're livestreaming THE WHOLE THING. How do influences compete with that? "Yeah Tim, saw you cliff diving in Mexico again. Have you tried that in ZERO GRAVITY!?"
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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
"Oh no, it's an AD drop out of nowhere!"
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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Side note, you fact correcting Adam Kinzinger is like mommy and daddy fighting. This is weird, confused where Adam got his info.
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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
So stunned we're referencing Les Miserables instead of alt rock.
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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
@davemelton.bsky.social
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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
HQ -> High Noon -> ATH -> PTI The best way to spend two hours every day. Never knew how good we had it til it was gone.
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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Can we get one of you in every state?
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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
You got a handshake?!?!?! That seriously needs to go in any of your honors/awards sections. Congrats!
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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
They already did. Eight days ago.
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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Drinking with that dude at the Copa Cabana after the game
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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Wikipedia has a fantastic article on this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histori... But in short, Washington, Lincoln, both Roosevelt's, and Jefferson are usually the top five.
en.wikipedia.org
Historical rankings of presidents of the United States - Wikipedia
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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
We really got a Indiana Hoosiers FOOTBALL National Championship before GTA 6
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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
The Chicago Bears have now caused more heart attacks in Chicago than Polish Sausage and Deep Dish Pizza combined.
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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
media.tenor.com
a man is saying `` i would like that very much '' while wearing a black hoodie .
ALT: a man is saying `` i would like that very much '' while wearing a black hoodie .
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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Drake is really impressing me here. He's down 80 to 0, but somehow, he managed to drag the game into overtime so he could lose 87 to 0.
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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Good lord, that is clearly high school level photoshop on the previous picture. What a joke.
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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Where can we buy the hat on the right? Asking for a...me, asking for me. I need 2.
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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Honestly, you're on BlueSky. So like 95% of the people here did vote for Harris. We need to better recruit those who didn't and bring them here.
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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I recently ditched WaPo when it was clear Bezos had turned it into his propaganda machine. I'm glad I found a new home for journalistic integrity.
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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Fantastic actor. Also check out his "Comedians in Cars..." with Seinfeld episode, he's quite entertaining.
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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
*Waltz, not Walz. Walz is a good guy, Waltz is not. That's a massive typo.
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