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@meltonmr.bsky.social

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I don't always drink, but when I do, I prefer posting on BlueSky

I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 7h

Watching the Brewers dugout, I can't help but think Christian Yelich looks exactly like Pete Davidson, but with his shit together.

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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I was really hoping today's most embarrassing moment was gonna stay with Eric Schmitt, but after six innings with zero hits, I'm worried the Cubs are saying "hold my beer."

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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

TUCK IT LIKE TILLMANNNNNNNN!!!!!!!

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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

One fun way to explain the population difference between Argentina and Cape Verde is Argentina has five different surnames: 1. Gonzalez 2. Rodriguez 3. Gomez 4. Fernandez 5. Lopez With more than 512,000 people each. Cape Verde has a TOTAL population of 491,233.

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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Over its past eight World Cups, the USMNT has averaged 3.5 goals per event. Current team just scored 4...in one game. WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO WITH OUR OFFENSE? AND NO DON'T CHANGE IT STAY HERE FOREVER.

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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

I'm just sad with all the politics and stuff going on, we're too busy to talk about NASA sending astronauts back around the moon. And they're livestreaming THE WHOLE THING. How do influences compete with that? "Yeah Tim, saw you cliff diving in Mexico again. Have you tried that in ZERO GRAVITY!?"

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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

We really got a Indiana Hoosiers FOOTBALL National Championship before GTA 6

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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

The Chicago Bears have now caused more heart attacks in Chicago than Polish Sausage and Deep Dish Pizza combined.

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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

Pat McAfee, live on the air in the middle of free agency insanity, said people are posting on blah blah, blah, and Blue Sky. And I think it's understated how much it matters that Blue Sky is getting subtle attention like that now.

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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

@davemelton.bsky.social Overtime. Playoff. Hockey. As a Blackhawks fan, I forgot what this was like =[

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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

The wife just made me watch a video ranking the 391 villagers in Animal Crossing New Horizons by edibility, and the saddest part is...I completely disagree with the findings. No way Chadder is #1 in this lactose intolerant world.

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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

I don't wanna rain on the "100% Tariff Return Fire Parade," but uh...100% is not a cap in this situation. You could go 101%... or 200%... or 1812% if you really wanna start a kerfuffle.

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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Nothing says "F You" to an ex quite like making an album in their genre and taking their award at the Grammys.

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I Drink And I Post Things @meltonmr.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

We made Canada and Mexico mad. At the same time. That's like making grandpa and your cool aunt mad at the same time. There's only one person in the family that can do that... America, stop being the crazy uncle.

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