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MeltLikeButta @meltlikebutta.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Police have just announced they have apprehended the suspects alleged to be responsible for this weekend's massive snow and ice storm.

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MeltLikeButta @meltlikebutta.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Well at least we won't have to spend years guessing who the Epstein Files' Deep Throat is.

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MeltLikeButta @meltlikebutta.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

When you go through my search history after I die, you will probably be disappointed to find that it is almost all just me trying to figure out how to spell stuff.

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MeltLikeButta @meltlikebutta.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

You know you are old when you are trying to enter your birth date online and you have to spin that year wheel like you are trying to hit $1.00 on The Price is Right Showcase Showdown.

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MeltLikeButta @meltlikebutta.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

I just heard that a man got arrested for masturbating in a dark hallway and apparently almost no one saw it coming.

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MeltLikeButta @meltlikebutta.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

Just wanted to let whoever stole my new glasses know that I WILL find you, cause I got contacts.

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MeltLikeButta @meltlikebutta.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

I don't know...things have been going too well for me recently. I think I could use a good relapse.

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MeltLikeButta @meltlikebutta.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

My Aunt Dot when I ask her if she ever partied when she was young:

A white dog wearing large white rimmed sunglasses, a leopard print hoodie shawl and a wry smile.

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MeltLikeButta @meltlikebutta.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

I bet y'all ain't remembering when Hawaiian Punch came in 46 oz cans that you had to open with one of these.

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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

The guy who invented autocorrect has died. May he restaurant in peas. The funnel will be tomato.

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MeltLikeButta @meltlikebutta.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

I'm just saying ok fine he is risen but he better keep it down in the kitchen with all that food transforming until I get a chance to sleep in for a few hours.

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MeltLikeButta @meltlikebutta.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

I feel so prepared: Easter is Sunday and all the potatoes are already dyed.

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MeltLikeButta @meltlikebutta.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

When I look at myself in the mirror, my first reaction is usually that I don't even remember coming to the carnival.

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MeltLikeButta @meltlikebutta.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

I'm not saying I'd be happy if I never had to talk to anyone again; I'm just saying I'd be 𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢 happy...

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MeltLikeButta @meltlikebutta.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

If rainy days and Mondays always get you down, you could have some awfully bad weeks.

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MeltLikeButta @meltlikebutta.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

Since it is Sunday, all of my fucks and shits shall be holy.

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MeltLikeButta @meltlikebutta.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

Some days I just want to get out of bed right into another bed.

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MeltLikeButta @meltlikebutta.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

Little known fact: if you walk backwards into a fart you will be propelled forward rapidly. It's pretty hard to get it right but well worth the effort.

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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 10/04/2025

waiting for a turkey to cross the road is actually a useful exercise in mindfulness. i cannot control the turkey. i do not know from whence it came or where it is going. i do not know how long it will be in the middle of the road. the turkey will go in minutes or maybe weeks. i live here now

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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

Prospector: There's gold in those hills! Me: Oh boy!! (I go to the hills) Me: Where's the gold? Prospector: Meow

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MeltLikeButta @meltlikebutta.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

Man, Clippy is NOT taking this whole AI thing well...

Angry Micorosoft Clippy yelling I'll destroy everything you care about

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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

Has anyone gotten so bad with browser tabs that they regularly close like 60 of them without even checking what they are?

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MeltLikeButta @meltlikebutta.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

Part of the rent that we should pay for existing is being of service to others.

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MeltLikeButta @meltlikebutta.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

I lived this so many times, looking at you Word.

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MeltLikeButta @meltlikebutta.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

Little Known Fact: Manly Tariff was also a swimmer in the early 1920's who first swam the entire length of the Mississippi River.

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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 07/04/2025

This is Ripley. He was nervous about taking the stairs. May have panicked a bit. 12/10

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MeltLikeButta @meltlikebutta.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Errata Overran Proven is an anagram for Peter Navarro Ron Vera and with the state of the stock market it sorta checks out.

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Nadine Smith @nadinesmith.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

Karma-flavored ice cream is sooo delicious.

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

Hats off to the very strong #HandsOff signage yesterday! Thanks for making your voices heard. 🙏

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MeltLikeButta @meltlikebutta.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

Me: I would never base my emotional state on whether a sports team wins or loses... <Duke chokes and loses> Me:

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Sci-Fi Grrrl 🪐 @elisenight.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

#HandsOff in the little city of #Batavia, NY today! (Sorry about the wobble, it was windy and I almost lost my sign 🤪)

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hillbillygoddess.bsky.social @hillbillygoddess.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Small town of Batavia, NY. Red county.

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Stacie Loves David @juststacie5683.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

It’s Friday! Woohoo!! ❤️❤️ What song is stuck in your head right now? #EarWorm #TGIF #NotAMomentTooSoon

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tpwrtrdmn @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

The whole "if sex and gender are different then why do you need to change your sex characteristics to affirm your gender" thing is like the "if humans came from monkeys then why are there still monkeys" of anti-trans politics

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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

They told me if I voted for Kamala the market would crash, and then we’d probably have a recession. They were right.

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MeltLikeButta @meltlikebutta.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

FYI I will no longer be able to check my 2025 Bingo card as due to Trump's most recent tariffs the buy-in has skyrocketed out of my price range.

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MeltLikeButta @meltlikebutta.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both. And be one traveler, long I stood. And looked down one as far as I could, Wondering exactly where in the hell my GPS thought I was.

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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

I predict that Tariff will become a huge baby name in red states icl. Taryff

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MeltLikeButta @meltlikebutta.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

If Cory Booker runs thin on speaking material, he should read Dr. Seuss's The Sneetches. It's a pretty good analogy for what's going on in our country right now. Now, the Star-Belly Sneetches Had bellies with stars. The Plain-Belly Sneetches Had none upon thars.

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